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Color-Coded Beard Dye Formulas For Jihad Alert System

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Purple Jihad "Dye For Allah" Hair Products & Restoration

Just for Men! Females caught using it shall be severely punished!

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Color-Coded Beard Dye Formulas For Jihad Alert System

  • Orange Mayhem
  • Atomic Pink
  • Nuclear Red
  • Napalm Orange
  • Purple Smoke
  • Cherry Bomb
  • Virgin Rose
  • Paradise Blue
  • Manic Panic Sharia Classic
  • Banner of the Prophet

If Osama's beard is Pitch Black with a hint of Virgin Rose highlight, it's his way of saying "Available for global and private jihad parties!"

If you notice Mullah Omar flashing a wet Cherry Bomb beard at you, he just might be saying "I have an eye for you, baby!"

Based on a family recipe, the unique organic formula is a rinse made of boiled currents and camel dung applied twice daily with a comb. Readily available in the mountain caves of Pakistan.

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(jingle) You look so radical no one can tell, Purple Jihad Gel!


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That's how he has been secretly communicating to the democrats! He has been using a form of semaphore in his beard! Different subtle patterns and colorations that are too faint to be seen by the human eye are dyed into his beard, which are then transmitted through the form of videotape. The messages are then decoded by use of a complex hi-tech machine that can see colors out of our visual range and translates them into written messages!

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Al Jihadist News feed

Cynthia McKinney to head NAACP (National Association for the Advancent of Communist Peoples)

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Or maybe "Inclusive Allah Rainbow Tie-dye" color (emphasis on the Tie part for extra pain and added gain). ~meaning "hang tight we don't know what the hell we're doing next."

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Where's the tie-dye beard?
Splash on some patchouli and the transformation will be complete.
Yo, peace out Osama!

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Where's the tie-dye beard?
Splash on some patchouli and the transformation will be complete.
Yo, peace out Osama!
Are you channeling Jerry Garcia now, Laika?

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If Usama wears the virgin rose then it is time for the jihad!

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Islam Green - Explosives used are eco-friendly and compliant with the High Gorecle?

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This is a real color.

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#EqualityMarch for gay rights is trending all day on Twitter today.

It is made of the same people who protested yesterday's nationwide March Against Sharia, chanted "Hey hey, ho ho, Islamophobia has got to go," and who don't get the double standard and the hypocrisy of their actions.

Today Equality March is receiving a fawning coverage from the same news organs that yesterday denigrated the anti-Sharia march as racist and bigoted, dedicating more media space to the same counter-protesters who are also marching today.

So to amplify their message we decided to update our old picture of Purple Jihad "Dye for Allah Alert System" - Sharia is all about gay rights, correct?

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