Conference On Islamic Wakefulness Turns Into A Big Sleepover

The recent International Conference on Islamic Unity and Wakefulness in the 21st Century in Tehran became a fiasco as it failed to keep the delegates awake long enough for the photo ops. Soon after they were seated, the attendees began to doze off and fall from their seats, with nobody left alert enough to pick them up. The conference was closed on the second day after the neighbors complained that the continuous snoring was making their pets paranoid.

The tone of the event was set by the Director of the Expediency Council of Iran, who nodded off before finishing his welcoming address. "Today more than ever, the Islamic World is in need of wakefulness of Muslims," he said as he slowly slid behind the pulpit.

A preliminary investigation by the Iranian government into the glaring lack of Muslim wakefulness has uncovered a possible Zionist plot to inject sleepy juice into the attendees' water bottles.Press photos show that next to each sleeping delegate there was a bottle of water.

"Coincidence? I don't think so," said Mustafa Zadeh, secretary of the Islamic Republic's Guiding Council. "A Jewish conspiracy is always more plausible than any other theory. Thank Allah for that, otherwise we might erroneously conclude that Muslim lethargy was caused by our failure to generate ideas, stimulate thought, and provoke intellectual curiosity."
















Hat tip to our Iranian friend Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi who discovered and sent us the pictures published by HEIDARIAM.BLOGFA.COM - a blog we wouldn't be able to read because it's in Persian.
 

It's better then to see them shouting death to America, death to Israel, Death to Britain, death to Denmark, death to Italy, death to... well you get the point!
:)
Kinda makes me sleepy too though....
 

So that's where they get all the energy for the marathon chanting sessions, flag-burnings, stonings, beheadings, illogical slogan composition and sign making. Thank goodness most of them came already in their jammies.
 

This is obviously a Zionist plot aided by Rush and his infamous 'Nap Room'. It is a brilliant strategy. I've used it on infant children and they often wake up pacified with much improved attitudes.
 

Oh my god! What's my secret boyfriend (secret because he doesn't know yet), Valery Abisalovich Gergiev doing there?

Now that he's not Principal Guest Conductor at the Met, maybe he can actually sleep more than 3 hours a night and snuck in there to get a few hours shut eye between conducting the London Symphony and the Mariinsky.
 

Comrade Zaphro

This is obviously a Zionist plot aided by Rush and his infamous 'Nap Room'. It is a brilliant strategy. I've used it on infant children and they often wake up pacified with much improved attitudes.


Cursed be Bu$Hitler, Cheney, Rush and the Neo-KKKons; Zionists All!!! These freedom fighters wake up feeling refreshed and wanting to blow something up, including themselves.
 

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These freedom fighters wake up feeling refreshed and wanting to blow something up, including themselves.


We hope their faith is that strong....

Before nap time, defiant warmongering and irrational....


After naptime....

Rational and caring human being thinking only of the common good....


 

I end up like that after most of the party meetings....
 

Wait! Are we prejudging these men (presumably no women present) by our Great Satan norms? Could it be they are making between prayer prayers? Now I grant, some do look like infidel westerners sleeping, but then a few merely look like thoughtful, prayerful meditations.
 

Premier Betty

I end up like that after most of the party meetings.... I must remember to pinch you more often during meetings,Comrade.
 

What is that sleep chemical found in turkey?! I'm guessing these are "after buffet" photos!
 

Upnorthlurkin

What is that sleep chemical found in turkey?! I'm guessing these are "after buffet" photos!
It's called "tryptophan," but in my family we call it "Triptocouch."
 

I thought the sleep chemical found in Turkey was opium.
 

What are they dreaming about? (A new contest?)


 

 

Bacon cheeseburger with extra BBQ sauce.

Mmmm....
 

Better hold the bacon for our Muslim friends, Premier Betty.
 

More ideas at this link >>




Mmmm... pork...
 

If you had four wives to beat and a camel to rape every day, you'd be tired too!
 

Comrade Clinton has also been a target of this insidous Zionist conspiracy!
 

How can I get job like theirs?
 

Just convince everyone that the service you provide is becoming rarer and rarer and then up your prices.
 

Too bad they are not members of a biker gang, who's members are known to urinate on anyone unfortunate enough to fall asleep at a party!
 

 

LOL.

Looks like the Radical Muslim Politburo is sleeping on its job. That might explain why fewer successful attacks on American interests have been reported around the world since 2001.
 

alwazer

How if there was Saddam Hussein, including
I think I will not find one there in the conference failed


Troll / Spammer Alert !!!!

I'm sorry Comrade Alwizoff. But the U.S. Military is eventually going to give every Martyr for Islam terrorist a right proper "Fisting" leaving behind a copious amount of Semtex. Can you say "Allah'hu KABOOOOOM!!!!", comrade?

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Finally a good troll! While it may mean Minister in English, it would seem this Comrade is speaking Engrish, or is using that nifty translator usually reserved for Comrade C2G.