Conference On Islamic Wakefulness Turns Into A Big Sleepover



The tone of the event was set by the Director of the Expediency Council of Iran, who nodded off before finishing his welcoming address. "Today more than ever, the Islamic World is in need of wakefulness of Muslims," he said as he slowly slid behind the pulpit.
A preliminary investigation by the Iranian government into the glaring lack of Muslim wakefulness has uncovered a possible Zionist plot to inject sleepy juice into the attendees' water bottles.Press photos show that next to each sleeping delegate there was a bottle of water.
"Coincidence? I don't think so," said Mustafa Zadeh, secretary of the Islamic Republic's Guiding Council. "A Jewish conspiracy is always more plausible than any other theory. Thank Allah for that, otherwise we might erroneously conclude that Muslim lethargy was caused by our failure to generate ideas, stimulate thought, and provoke intellectual curiosity."





















Hat tip to our Iranian friend Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi who discovered and sent us the pictures published by HEIDARIAM.BLOGFA.COM - a blog we wouldn't be able to read because it's in Persian.
Zionist plotter
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Kinda makes me sleepy too though....







Now that he's not Principal Guest Conductor at the Met, maybe he can actually sleep more than 3 hours a night and snuck in there to get a few hours shut eye between conducting the London Symphony and the Mariinsky.


Comrade Zaphro
This is obviously a Zionist plot aided by Rush and his infamous 'Nap Room'. It is a brilliant strategy. I've used it on infant children and they often wake up pacified with much improved attitudes.Cursed be Bu$Hitler, Cheney, Rush and the Neo-KKKons; Zionists All!!! These freedom fighters wake up feeling refreshed and wanting to blow something up, including themselves.


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These freedom fighters wake up feeling refreshed and wanting to blow something up, including themselves.We hope their faith is that strong....
Before nap time, defiant warmongering and irrational....

After naptime....
Rational and caring human being thinking only of the common good....







Premier Betty
I end up like that after most of the party meetings.... I must remember to pinch you more often during meetings,Comrade.Upnorthlurkin


Upnorthlurkin
What is that sleep chemical found in turkey?! I'm guessing these are "after buffet" photos!It's called "tryptophan," but in my family we call it "Triptocouch."









Mmmm....








Comrade Clinton has also been a target of this insidous Zionist conspiracy!










Looks like the Radical Muslim Politburo is sleeping on its job. That might explain why fewer successful attacks on American interests have been reported around the world since 2001.


alwazer
How if there was Saddam Hussein, includingI think I will not find one there in the conference failed
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I'm sorry Comrade Alwizoff. But the U.S. Military is eventually going to give every Martyr for Islam terrorist a right proper "Fisting" leaving behind a copious amount of Semtex. Can you say "Allah'hu KABOOOOOM!!!!", comrade?
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