Everybody Draw a POSITIVE Mohammed Day



Everybody has heard by now about Everybody Draw Mohammed Day on May 20 - a grassroots campaign sparked by Islamist death threats to South Park's Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, and Kyle Broflovsky. The general presumption is that on this day the Internet is going to be filled with negative images of Mohammed. Not true.
We on this site are sounding our unanimous NO to negativity! We are preemptively opposing it with our own positive, loving images of Mohammed that will raise awareness and educate the nonbelievers about the correct way to treat the Muslim community and vice versa.
The People's Cube was founded on spreading positive messages. We see it as our social obligation to make all things look positive and attractive - no matter how menacing they appear in the rearview mirror.
If our target audiences are reluctant or unable to see our point from within our frame of reference, we oblige them by stepping inside their frame of reference and having a positive discussion using words they can relate to.
Hateful messages serve no purpose. As the one side will be preaching to the choir, the other side will grow even more determined to kill the messenger.
With this in mind, we encourage everybody to post only positive images of Mohammed. Negative posts that kill the positive buzz will be removed. Find a site dedicated to hate and post it there!
Red Square
Department of Visual Agitation
and Unanimity

Save A Planet, Ride A Bike! Burn fat, not oil! Global Warming is a greater threat than terrorism

Let's beat swords into ploughshares!

Blessed with Mohammed's teachings, Muslims lost interest in fighting religious wars and instead focused their lives on discerning the laws of nature, developing vaccines for deadly illnesses, stretching out the average lifespan, and feeding the starving in far away places.

Mohammed is not an anti-Semite

Nice planet. Don't blow it up

And, finally, one from Maksim: Let your actions show that Islam is indeed a religion of peace
UPDATE:
Based on Mark Steyn's mentioning of spreading the risk in this context:

Low in threats, high in free expression. Helps to reduce bullying & excessive religious zealotry. 100% grass roots & dhimmi-free.
Improves immunity towards demagoguery and boosts a healthy democratic debate.
Everybody Draw Mohammed
RISK-SPREAD
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And this is just a larger copy of the lead image...

Muslims of the world! Forget holy war! Improve local communities! Stop blaming infidels for your own misery and do something useful to better your lives instead! ~ Mohammed


~ Red Square
Superkommissar Maksim
5/2/2010, 2:57 pm

Never have I seen a protest movement fall apart faster than Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. It's far more embarrassing than the Coffee Party's lukewarm reception. After just a few days EDMD's founder Molly Norris backed out. This prompted IHateTheMedia.com to replace it with Everybody Draw Al Gore Day. Which is fine, but how does that speak to the problem of certain sectors of the Muslim community using intimidation and fear to silence free speech?
Meanwhile at Facebook, the linguine spined prog who started the Everybody Draw Mohammed Day page abandoned his post because of the coarseness of the debate. To fill the vacuum cause by all the retreating, a website and another Facebook page have popped up, whether or not either will be successful is yet to be seen. At this point the counter sites are winning.
I've seen enough of this incompetence, and I'm not waiting till May 20th to see what happens, I'm posting my Mohammed today. For myself, the rest of this month will be “Draw Mohammed”. Join me or not.

iMaksim.com is solely responsible for this image.






















The reference is a bit Dennis Millerisque so here's help if you need it.
ht/ Paul Stinchfield






Now that they are devoting less time to warfare against the infidel, Muslims have more time for hobbies and luxuries. Mohammad led the way with his popular middle eastern hotrod TV show:
"Pimp My Camel."












A rally by members of MenOfQuality.org brought with them these signs:
- Men of quality THREATENED by women seeking EQUALITY
- Stop blaming Islam! Our oppression of women is cultural, not religious
- Well-behaved women rarely get beaten
- Single Payer National Jizyah Now!
- Future US President: Mohammed 2012



Comrade Red Square, I do not wish to complain with my very first post, but it is obvious that the above picture of the wise proletarian sheep herder Mohammed is offensive. This picture is not "positive", but rather negative. This depiction of wise proletarian sheep herder Mohammed appears to be showing Muslims his desire for them to joyride with one hand and wear a "s**t eating grin" while using important agricultural equipment that was purchased with great expense to the collective! This is outrageous! What next, a display of Mohammed shaking hands with Jack Bauer? Thank you, Comrades.







MarkoMancuso
Comrade Red Square, I do not wish to complain with my very first post, but it is obvious that the above picture of the wise proletarian sheep herder Mohammed is offensive. This picture is not "positive", but rather negative. This depiction of wise proletarian sheep herder Mohammed appears to be showing Muslims his desire for them to joyride with one hand and wear a "s**t eating grin" while using important agricultural equipment that was purchased with great expense to the collective! This is outrageous! What next, a display of Mohammed shaking hands with Jack Bauer? Thank you, Comrades.Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Mancuso.
Your outrage is duly noted. I see you understand clearly that we live behind the irony curtain. Now, report to the nearest Kolkhoz, pick up a shovel, and start digging. You will receive an occasional ration of vodka, according to the level of irony and humor in each post.
Your welcome,
Comrade Leninka





Underneath these burqas we're actually smart, sexy, pro-choice, emancipated, liberal women!






MarkoMancuso
You did not mention assigned warm clothing and so I will help the camp demonstrate proper usage of back hair! Thank you, Comrade, I look forward to this opportunity.You have back hair? Then you're in luck. Have I got a girl for you!




Comrade Whoopie
Me neither, I got nothin'Yeah. I'm out of Ideas. Although that's probably just because I'm so bad at Photoshop that it took me FOUR HOURS just to give my avatar an AK47 over his shoulder.




I tried real hard t'tag some public vehicles and highway overpasses in Soudwest Dallas wid images uh De Prophet uh Hope. But all ah' get be dis whack, dig dis:
Da Peeps' Rapper
Comrade C2G босяк
And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.








pssssst, has dear Leader seen this yet?


I'm a beginner at photoshop. Also, my take on nighthawks in in black and white because the only good pic I could find was in b+w.


Superkommissar Maksim
This isn't positive nor is it negative, so I hope it passes.this_is_not_mohammed.jpg
The reference is a bit Dennis Millerisque so here's help if you need it.
ht/ Paul Stinchfield
HA HA HA! This would make a good T-shirt. Maybe after the contreversy dies down...


The lemmings of the West need to have the Koran translated into terms they can understand, Comrades. I propose calling it a Precious Moments Koran ™, because in the West, if it isn't precious, with lots of pretty things, it won't hold their short attention spans. We just need to have someone research the Koran to see if there are any marketable Precious Moments ™ in it.





Comrade Whoopie
GAIA Minister Neytiri kneels before Mohammed in respect of his green agenda.Comrade Whoopie! I didn't know you've got my back. In the meantime, I'm grateful that you've at least put me into the thread. Of course, we all know that since the effects of time on disembodied spirits may temper their corporeal insensibilities, I would expect the spirit of Mohammed to be bowing to me in obesience and to all others who, like The One and Comrade Gore, serve Mother Earth.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri




Comrade Putout


Superkommissar Maksim
rockwell_mo.jpgMohammed Draws Mohammed
Ht/ BigFurHat
Superkommissar Maksim:
A question: Did Mohammed the artist ever cut-off his own ear? Did he ever "advance" into what we as Progressives understand as the kind of art for which appreciation is beyond the kin of pedestrian Tea-Baggers? Sort of a "Salvadore Mohammed"?
--GAIA Minister Neytiri



Turban tip to our British friend Julia for pointing in the right direction.






GAIA Minister Neytiri -
The instructions were clear - no disrespectful depictions of Mohammed! Your image has been hidden from view under the Marx mask until you subject yourself to self-criticism and revise it in compliance with the correct multiculturalist doctrine.
I would also advise not to brand your images with the People's Cube URL until you master the correct agitprop methods specific to this site.
End of transmission,
Red Square





Mohammed was a Bush Basher? I see you have him painting the Bushitler with a moustache of Hitler in a kind of a Blue Nazi uniform, and Mohammed is wearing a T-shirt that says: Iraq Occupation Watch, or something like that, and titled "Mohammed Paints the Cause of the Times Square Attempted Bomber's Madness."
I did not know how closely Mohammed's opinions matched that of all progressives! What a pleasant surprise! I wonder how he would feel about creating a combination Islamic/Socialist/Communist state?
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As an added thought, I wonder if it would be okay, then, to put out fatwas on all ReichWingers?


Red Square
Now that's we're on the subject of artists, my humble submission:
Some scholars think it's actually a self-portrait of the artist, but this illustration would seem to debunk that.




The link you posted to a hate site in your initial post is a virus laden trove of malicious software. It is the perfect example of a hate site- just don't click on it. There are other hateful sites that would be safer examples Question, if POSITIVE Muhammad encounters Muhammad, does annhilation result?




Commissarka Pinkie
Oh looky! It's the world famous masterpiece, The Mohammed Lisa. Masses from all over the world flock before it as if they've never seen a picture of a smiling woman before. Some scholars think it's actually a self-portrait of the artist, but this illustration would seem to debunk that.I believe the picture below was the original version of the mentioned painting. It was later disfigured with some painted-on dress to appease conservative right-wing sexist Christian bigots who treated her as an object rather than a progressive womyn merely protesting imperialist occupation of Muslim lands by white male oppressors.

Nice, eh? I traded it last night for a crate of fine beet vodka from Comrade Whoopie, who kept saying - and I quote: "Just look at the arms on that girl. Clearly she didn't sit around all day smiling. I bet she can wield a mean shovel. I BET SHE CAN SHOVEL BETTER THAN PINKIE!"
I swear to Karl Marx he said that! "I bet she can shovel better than Pinkie!" And then he burst out in vodka-induced sobbing and tried to wrestle the painting back away from me, all the while crying "It's classical art people.... CLASSICAL.... ART!!!"




GAIA Minister Neytiri
Comrade Putout
GAIA Minister Neytiri,
I did a search for MQ but only found this GQ cover.


Red Square
I believe the picture below was the original version of the mentioned painting.
Nice, eh? I traded it last night for a crate of fine beet vodka from Comrade Whoopie, who kept saying - and I quote: "Just look at the arms on that girl. Clearly she didn't sit around all day smiling. I bet she can wield a mean shovel. I BET SHE CAN SHOVEL BETTER THAN PINKIE!"
I swear to Karl Marx he said that! "I bet she can shovel better than Pinkie!" And then he burst out in vodka-induced sobbing and tried to wrestle the painting back away from me, all the while crying "It's classical art people.... CLASSICAL.... ART!!!"
Say what you will of Red Square, he does not stretch the truth, everything transpired just as he said.
And now I humbly offer my head to Pinkie for brain cell redistribution.




You're a loyal Party member, Whoopie, for being so willing to take a shovel-whack for Red Square. You think I didn't know what he was up to when he accused you with such passion, such vehemence, even swearing to Karl Marx that you said it?
That's a man who is either (a) eager to see someone get shovel-whacked for his own fiendishly cheap pleasure, or (b) desperate to distract me from some vile wrongdoing of his own and thus avoid a shovel-whacking himself, or (c) both (a) and (b).
I vote (c). Now pick up the rest of your teeth before I sell them to Steinway & Sons for piano keys.
And give me that vodka. Have a nice day.


Ivan Betinov
Maksim, the "Mohammed painting Mohammed" is one of the funniest things I have seen this year.Thanks! Coming from you comrade Brain in Jar it means alot, almost as sweet as Pinkie's Beet of the Week award.








However I'm certain this is a positive picture of Mohammed because he has the support of the People's Cube.
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Whoopie - you'll be the death of me!
- Red Square



I know at least one person who would agree with me.





We have found this special book in The People's Library™ for anyone needing a little help on this project:


Red Rooster
Comrades,We have found this special book in The People's Library™ for anyone needing a little help on this project:
How-To-Draw-Mohamed.gif
Red Rooster,
Your "How to Draw Mohamed" book is awesome.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri
(still busted; still seeking to pay proper penance)



--GAIA Minister Neytiri


Red Square
Whoopie - you'll be the death of me!
- Red Square
I blame the beet vodka comrade, that and the concussion Pinkie gave me.
btw: Your doctor tells me vodka and loose women will be the death of you.
(or maybe a jealous husband)







and let us not forget...


Now to happy Mohammed (PBUH) snaps


I had no intention of selling you, only providing a matchmaking service. I thought Comrade MarcoMancuso was quite attractive, myself.
Lovely images of Mohammed, by the way.


Please accept my most humble apology if I hurt your feelings.


Quote:
"btw: Your doctor tells me vodka and loose women will be the death of you."New Party Health directive: All male comrades are hereby ordered to indulge only in vodka and TIGHT Women.
Yes. I know. I will go and wait quietly in the corner for the arrival of Pinkie's shovel.


Your Positive Mo pictures are terrific.
That produce picture certainly has some lovely peaches.
Thank You


Leninka, I not of the hurt feelings. ha ha But you should to be knowing all ready that MarcoMancuso is not of my type as he is not to be of the much facial hair and crown if head hair. Though, if I to look at your name I see the Lenin in it and he is of the same lacking of crown of head hair so may be that to be why you to be of finding that type to be of attractiveness.







