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 | In an effort to repair the damage inflicted by George W. Bush's presidency, Barack Obama extended a gesture of goodwill and understanding to the victimized community of man-made disaster operators by promising them Miranda rights, wishing them luck in future undertakings, and advising them to abstain from earning money in the private sector. Apologizing for the fact that the existing Miranda warning is unfairly slanted towards US citizens, Obama unveiled an improved international Miranda version, drafted by a team of ACLU experts. |
You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a maniacal voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so.
When 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was captured on March 1, 2003, all he said was, "I'll talk to you guys after I get to New York and see my lawyer." Then he was waterboarded and started talking in longer run-on declarative and exclamatory sentences, containing proper nouns, verbs, and adjectives, as well as dependent and independent clauses, which span into paragraphs and even chapters, revealing an intricate plot with interesting characters and multiple engaging subplots. He did not get a lawyer until after the interrogators finished binding the resulting volume. It was an atrocity, for which the new US president Barack Obama has repeatedly apologized. The imposition of new rules will make sure this never happens again. |
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Is it me or does KSM bear a striking resemblance to Comrade Ron Jeremy?
Excellent Glorious One! Let our comrade jihadists remain silent while we kick in the doors of Rethuglikans and get all the answers we need: http://townhall.com/news/politics-elect ... nts_rights
I think now I can explain why the Flight 93 Memorial is an Islamic Crescent Moon.
As I have pointed out in the past, many, many times, Americans are arrogant and they have (When I say "they" I mean the non-hyphenated Americans) made horrible mistakes. One horrible mistake was the unforgivable actions of the passengers on Flight 93 in which no matter how many times I tell the Islamic world that we (when I say "we" I mean the radical leftist appeasement cabal in which I'm a charter member) are sorry, I can understand why Islam will never forgive us; Todd Beamer and all the other arrogant Americans forgot to give the backup flight crew their Miranda Rights before they yelled "Let's Roll". I am truly disgusted and ashamed of their behavior and I hope this tribute to Islam will help sooth world tensions in which America is to blame.
Oh...yes. Thank you Teleprompter, I almost forgot.
America is to blame and so is George W. Bush.
As I have pointed out in the past, many, many times, Americans are arrogant and they have (When I say "they" I mean the non-hyphenated Americans) made horrible mistakes. One horrible mistake was the unforgivable actions of the passengers on Flight 93 in which no matter how many times I tell the Islamic world that we (when I say "we" I mean the radical leftist appeasement cabal in which I'm a charter member) are sorry, I can understand why Islam will never forgive us; Todd Beamer and all the other arrogant Americans forgot to give the backup flight crew their Miranda Rights before they yelled "Let's Roll". I am truly disgusted and ashamed of their behavior and I hope this tribute to Islam will help sooth world tensions in which America is to blame.
Oh...yes. Thank you Teleprompter, I almost forgot.
America is to blame and so is George W. Bush.
Comrade Obama, you are absolutely right, err, left. Where is the civility? Where is moderation?
Never be rude to an Arab!
Never be rude to an Arab!
Let us remember that our prog minions apologize, bash Amerika, and whine about triviol slights (perceived or real) because we, the elite, have told them that they are "morally superior" given how compassionate they are. It is a good thing that this country is blessed with an abundance of useful idiots enlightened proles such as these. It makes the conquest that much more easier!
"You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a maniacal voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so."
As progressive as these new Miranda rights are, I think that they need to be updated so that they contain at least something about how we acknowledge that Islam is an excellent religion and a religion of peace, so that they will be more inclusive feeling.
As progressive as these new Miranda rights are, I think that they need to be updated so that they contain at least something about how we acknowledge that Islam is an excellent religion and a religion of peace, so that they will be more inclusive feeling.
I'm thinking, why stop as Islam? Aren't there still headhunting cannibals in New Guinea? It would be bigoted to single them out. Now I know they don't have the grasp of running jets into skyscrapers, but should we be ablelist? No, we shouldn't. We should be inclusive for Islam, cannibals, Senteria, and secular religions such as murdering leftist regimes.
Oh. That was never in question. Sorry.
Oh. That was never in question. Sorry.
ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo
Is it me or does KSM bear a striking resemblance to Comrade Ron Jeremy?That or Comrade O'Donnel.
Oh My Bloody Lenin! Now I'll have nightmares for the next three weeks!
If Comradette Rosie were not such a delightful Prog, then she could be posted on top of skyscrapers, to shoot down hijacked jetliners with her mouth. No product of Boeing, or NASA, or General Dynamics, could stand her mouth.
I recall when C. Pinkie told us about her time in bed with her partner Kelly. She was sweating so much that she thought that she'd wet the bed, or that Kelly had. So she went to the balcony of their bedroom and stood there naked, for the cool night breezes to dry the sweat.
I'm sure that under the balcony Jodin Morey and the Mime Mikael Rudolph were playing Romeo to her Juliet. The Mime--Rosie! Rosie! Rosie! I'll act like you're human and you do the same for me!
And dear proglodyte Jodin was running around saying, "Don't drop that sweat on me, Rosie! I'm non violent!" After which the threw himself on the ground to show that he was not armed and writhed there, whining, screaming, "Ask me if I'm okay! Ask me if I'm okay!"
I recall when C. Pinkie told us about her time in bed with her partner Kelly. She was sweating so much that she thought that she'd wet the bed, or that Kelly had. So she went to the balcony of their bedroom and stood there naked, for the cool night breezes to dry the sweat.
I'm sure that under the balcony Jodin Morey and the Mime Mikael Rudolph were playing Romeo to her Juliet. The Mime--Rosie! Rosie! Rosie! I'll act like you're human and you do the same for me!
And dear proglodyte Jodin was running around saying, "Don't drop that sweat on me, Rosie! I'm non violent!" After which the threw himself on the ground to show that he was not armed and writhed there, whining, screaming, "Ask me if I'm okay! Ask me if I'm okay!"
Thanks, Michelle Malkin, for linking to this story and the picture. The traffic is way up!
Red Rooster
Oh My Bloody Lenin! Now I'll have nightmares for the next three weeks!I'm sorry to do that comrade, but I had to put it up for comrade
Conservative Muzhelozhstvo.
Commissar Theocritus
If Comradette Rosie were not such a delightful Prog, then she could be posted on top of skyscrapers, to shoot down hijacked jetliners with her mouth. No product of Boeing, or NASA, or General Dynamics, could stand her mouth.What about comrade Kim's missles comrade? Would those do anything against her mouth?
<off> we should stop taking prisoners...
There is no force in the world quite like the mouth of La O'Donnell. She tells us, and therefore it must be true, that 9/11 was an inside job. Because "steel doesn't melt."
I hadn't known until then that steel was mined by little tiny dwarfs who chipped out the various girders from big old steel ore. Because steel doesn't melt.
Get it? That sort of, er, intelligence is completely impregnable against the world, and therefore is proof against the worst Islamic attack.
I hadn't known until then that steel was mined by little tiny dwarfs who chipped out the various girders from big old steel ore. Because steel doesn't melt.
Get it? That sort of, er, intelligence is completely impregnable against the world, and therefore is proof against the worst Islamic attack.
Comrade Malkin is in the house? How many RHINO Rethuglikkkans have visited today? Are we tagging there ears for later retrieval from the wilds of Africa-America? What will we do with the ivory? Do RHINO's have ivory? All Hail LGM!!! (and other glorious progs from the wilds of Malkin Land.)
Conservative Muzhelozhstvo.
Quite alright Commissar Elliot, I shall use a bloody sledgehammer as a sleeping pill for next three weeks, after which I will have no recollection of ever seeing such a glorious image.
This is one time Commissar where I might feel the least bit of empathy for dear Jodin, could you imagine... acid might have a subtler impact.
Commissar_Elliott
I'm sorry to do that comrade, but I had to put it up for comradeConservative Muzhelozhstvo.
Quite alright Commissar Elliot, I shall use a bloody sledgehammer as a sleeping pill for next three weeks, after which I will have no recollection of ever seeing such a glorious image.
Commissar_Theocritus
And dear proglodyte Jodin was running aroundsaying, "Don't drop that sweat on me, Rosie! I'm non violent!" Afterwhich the threw himself on the ground to show that he was not armed andwrithed there, whining, screaming, "Ask me if I'm okay! Ask me if I'mokay!"This is one time Commissar where I might feel the least bit of empathy for dear Jodin, could you imagine... acid might have a subtler impact.
Commissar Theocritus
Because steel doesn't melt..Commissar, If you were as intellectual as Dear Leader Rosie Opigio you would have known this. But since you are as dense as that Robber Barron J.P. Morgan, I expect no such revelations from you!
Appease the crocodile in the hope it will eat you last.
Comrades!
This is glorious news! Now instead of tying down one hand behind our Soldiers back as we conduct combat operations in Afghanistan by making the rules of engagement so complex, in our effort to avoid 'collateral damage' as they hide among real innocent civilians.
We can now slap on this new requirement and we can now tie both their hands down now!!!!!!!
However, I am concerned that with this new and glorious Obama requirement, that some of our troops may not really take to this and just 'claim' they read them their rights, when in fact they did not.
I propose the perfect solution to ensure that this will be a success. We need to create a special force of about 3000 that will be composed entirely of ACLU lawyers and give them at least 8 weeks of intensive combat training in both urban and rural environments. The 3000 number with our current troop strength could than be broken up to where we would have ACLU Specialist Soldier embedded at least in every combat squad deployed there.
Of course the ACLU specialist would not issued any weapons, but would in fact be there as an extra body to ensure the troops that are doing the real fighting are reading these rights to these innocent until pr oven guilty sweeties, right there on the battlefield as it actually happens.
I also propose that the ACLU specialist uniform pants be made in a dark shade of brown, this will ensure any 'accidents' that will occur once they are in a real combat environment and actually are shot at by folks who haven't got to the point of having their rights read yet are 'overlooked'.
I hope the Obama administration will look into this proposal. I would love nothing more as a true progressive then to see my fellow ACLU progressive brothers and sisters in a real combat environment it really would make my day.
This is glorious news! Now instead of tying down one hand behind our Soldiers back as we conduct combat operations in Afghanistan by making the rules of engagement so complex, in our effort to avoid 'collateral damage' as they hide among real innocent civilians.
We can now slap on this new requirement and we can now tie both their hands down now!!!!!!!
However, I am concerned that with this new and glorious Obama requirement, that some of our troops may not really take to this and just 'claim' they read them their rights, when in fact they did not.
I propose the perfect solution to ensure that this will be a success. We need to create a special force of about 3000 that will be composed entirely of ACLU lawyers and give them at least 8 weeks of intensive combat training in both urban and rural environments. The 3000 number with our current troop strength could than be broken up to where we would have ACLU Specialist Soldier embedded at least in every combat squad deployed there.
Of course the ACLU specialist would not issued any weapons, but would in fact be there as an extra body to ensure the troops that are doing the real fighting are reading these rights to these innocent until pr oven guilty sweeties, right there on the battlefield as it actually happens.
I also propose that the ACLU specialist uniform pants be made in a dark shade of brown, this will ensure any 'accidents' that will occur once they are in a real combat environment and actually are shot at by folks who haven't got to the point of having their rights read yet are 'overlooked'.
I hope the Obama administration will look into this proposal. I would love nothing more as a true progressive then to see my fellow ACLU progressive brothers and sisters in a real combat environment it really would make my day.
Citizen's
Another "useless" gesture!
Publius
Another "useless" gesture!
Publius
Commissar Theocritus
I recall when C. Pinkie told us about her time in bed with her partner Kelly. She was sweating so much that she thought that she'd wet the bed, or that Kelly had. So she went to the balcony of their bedroom and stood there naked, for the cool night breezes to dry the sweat.
Theocritus, I should whack you with my shovel for your careless use of pronouns.
But the mental image of Rosie--not me, you doofus--lying in a sweat-soaked bed, wallowing, if you will, in her own filth, only to peel herself off the sheets to go stand naked on a balcony and let the night breezes blow her dry--ah, the ripple of cellulite in the moonlight!--should be punishment enough.
Pinkie, what's an antecedent among friends? We progs don't believe that actions have consequences and therefore antecedents don't matter. A good example is Austan Goolsbee, one of the Sages of the Obama White House (PBUH). I saw him on a talking head show when Chris Wallace, who is not nearly the old dinosaur prog his father Mike Wallace is, suggested that giving the UAW so much control of Government Motors was unfair to the secured bond holders. Mr. Goolsbee let fly with another True Prog Observation:
"Everyone had some losses." So that's okay then.
Theocritus wept. Such a wonderful explanation. Using this wonderful logic Dachau was fine because the guards had losses in getting up to go to work to run the ovens.
Could you ask for better prog logic?
"Everyone had some losses." So that's okay then.
Theocritus wept. Such a wonderful explanation. Using this wonderful logic Dachau was fine because the guards had losses in getting up to go to work to run the ovens.
Could you ask for better prog logic?
And Pinkie, I'll thank you for not referring to Rosie Orca rolling around in her filth and going to dry on a balcony until I've had at least two touch-ups at Jiffi-Lobo.
I believe that was the time that even the Mime started to scream.
I believe that was the time that even the Mime started to scream.
Comrades; Tonight we have been blessed by none other than that ubar progressive among progressives - media master of electronic Jiffi Lobo's - Olby One Turdanobi! It is a sign from the Obama that we are his chosen people!!
Commissar Theocritus
And Pinkie, I'll thank you for not referring to Rosie Orca rolling around in her filth and going to dry on a balcony until I've had at least two touch-ups at Jiffi-Lobo.I believe that was the time that even the Mime started to scream.
I have to ask Theo, as many trips to Jifi-Lobo as you've had, how much of your brain is left?
Commissarka Pinkie
Commissar Theocritus
I recall when C. Pinkie told us about her time in bed with her partner Kelly. She was sweating so much that she thought that she'd wet the bed, or that Kelly had. So she went to the balcony of their bedroom and stood there naked, for the cool night breezes to dry the sweat.
Theocritus, I should whack you with my shovel for your careless use of pronouns.
But the mental image of Rosie--not me, you doofus--lying in a sweat-soaked bed, wallowing, if you will, in her own filth, only to peel herself off the sheets to go stand naked on a balcony and let the night breezes blow her dry--ah, the ripple of cellulite in the moonlight!--should be punishment enough.
See I was enjoying this until you mentioned Rosie. There isn't enough Jifi Lobo in the world to get that out of my mind.
Well, there is one way Colonel, but you won't walk out alive.
Commissar_Elliott
Well, there is one way Colonel, but you won't walk out alive.Eh, I've got my own Revolutionary Life Force Redistribution and Catering Service squads for that.
What every works Comrade Colonel 7.62.
Obama
I think now I can explain why the Flight 93 Memorial is an Islamic Crescent Moon.As I have pointed out in the past, many, many times, Americans are arrogant and they have (When I say "they" I mean the non-hyphenated Americans) made horrible mistakes. One horrible mistake was the unforgivable actions of the passengers on Flight 93 in which no matter how many times I tell the Islamic world that we (when I say "we" I mean the radical leftist appeasement cabal in which I'm a charter member) are sorry, I can understand why Islam will never forgive us; Todd Beamer and all the other arrogant Americans forgot to give the backup flight crew their Miranda Rights before they yelled "Let's Roll". I am truly disgusted and ashamed of their behavior and I hope this tribute to Islam will help sooth world tensions in which America is to blame.
Oh...yes. Thank you Teleprompter, I almost forgot.
America is to blame and so is George W. Bush.
Comrade Obama, and might I be so bold as to speak for everyone here at the Cube to express my heartlfelt honor at having you here in our presence. Might I assume indeed that you are The ONE himself, not merely comrade Obama, not merely the child-molesting brother, or is it the cancer-stricken brother? or is it the deported mother (or the insane uncle or the absent father) but The THE himself, the O, his Oliness? If so, your shoe defies my worthiness to spitshine it.
Netheless, O Great and Lugubrious One, far be it from me to contradict you, O He from whom the EAst and West winds blow, whose hair is like Brilcreme, whose smile impregnates young women, whose toes exude the ether of paradise, but I looked on the Government site and no mention was made of a crescent or 44 anything. Please do not strike me down with your powerful lazerbeam eyes, O Grandiloquent and Perspicacious Potentate, I merely am pointing out that perhaps you will need to fire someone and get those idiots over there at nps.org to get on the ball. Now, with your most obsequeious and parapatetic permission, O multitudinous and supine Lord, I will end this post never to darken your radiant effulgence again.
Commissar Theocritus
There is no force in the world quite like the mouth of La O'Donnell. She tells us, and therefore it must be true, that 9/11 was an inside job. Because "steel doesn't melt."I hadn't known until then that steel was mined by little tiny dwarfs who chipped out the various girders from big old steel ore. Because steel doesn't melt.
Get it? That sort of, er, intelligence is completely impregnable against the world, and therefore is proof against the worst Islamic attack.
Rosie O'Orca didn't go to Purdue University:
but then, neither did those little tiny dwarfs!
ConservativeMuzhelozhstvo
Is it me or does KSM bear a striking resemblance to Comrade Ron Jeremy?I believe this comparison has already been made.
Quote:
You have the right to remain silent or, if you want, shout Allahu Akbar in a maniacal voice. Anything you say will be used against the United States by left-wing radical groups and the mainstream media. You have the right to use an ACLU attorney in bringing a frivolous lawsuit against the American government. If you cannot afford an attorney, the American taxpayers whom you haven't yet killed, will pay for one. If you do not understand these rights, you will be given a chance to sue us later for your failure to do so.The Rights Warning commonly called the Miranda Warning when issued to
May I suggest the following.
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If you chose to surrender these rights your Imam will be told and you will be given the opportunity for reeducation effort before going further, Should you decide to re-affirm these rights subsequently you will be provided with the appropriate media outlet If you understand these rights as read please reply in the affirmative with the words " You are an infidel dog and I will kill you".P.S. We should start calling this the Mohammad Declarative.
Rex! How dare you suggest that Rosie needed any sort of university? Knowledge just, well, presents itself to Her. She fetches things in her head and her head tells her what's right. In normal people that would be considered a psychosis, but not in La Orca. With l'Orca, it is RECEIVED TRUTH.
Steel doesn't melt. Well, who knew? Until now. Rosie wallows in her marriage bed in her filth and then dries out on the balcony, sending Mikael Rudolph and Jodin Morey into paroxysms of ecstasy, rubbing Rosie sweat and pee into their sallow bodies and Mikael the Mime has a justification for his existence and Jodin no longer has to steal cell phones to throw down.
Do not, and I repeat, do not diss Rosie l'Orca.
Steel doesn't melt. Well, who knew? Until now. Rosie wallows in her marriage bed in her filth and then dries out on the balcony, sending Mikael Rudolph and Jodin Morey into paroxysms of ecstasy, rubbing Rosie sweat and pee into their sallow bodies and Mikael the Mime has a justification for his existence and Jodin no longer has to steal cell phones to throw down.
Do not, and I repeat, do not diss Rosie l'Orca.
Rosie is not.
Commissar Theocritus
Rex! How dare you suggest that Rosie needed any sort of university? Knowledge just, well, presents itself to Her. She fetches things in her head and her head tells her what's right. In normal people that would be considered a psychosis, but not in La Orca. With l'Orca, it is RECEIVED TRUTH.Steel doesn't melt. Well, who knew? Until now. Rosie wallows in her marriage bed in her filth and then dries out on the balcony, sending Mikael Rudolph and Jodin Morey into paroxysms of ecstasy, rubbing Rosie sweat and pee into their sallow bodies and Mikael the Mime has a justification for his existence and Jodin no longer has to steal cell phones to throw down.
Do not, and I repeat, do not diss Rosie l'Orca.
to paraphrase comrade Betty, EEEEEEW!
And I was at work when I wrote that. That was the day when my ear was raped by four of the biggest ratchet-jawed people on earth--even fingering my serrated letter opener did not send them screaming into the hot windy heat.
But Rosie has one thing going for her. She's not Margaret Cho.
But Rosie has one thing going for her. She's not Margaret Cho.
Occasionally I receive hate mail from offended tolerant progs, and it's always too dirty to reproduce on the Cube. But this one takes the prize, so here it is. Highlight the quoted area to read it.
To: REDACTED
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 6:48 PM
Subject: Feedback from the Cube
nice cartoon on the 9-11 event you worthless assholes. What kind of piece of shit fuckheads are you "people." Obviously, none of you jerkoffs lost anyone in the attack. What about those who did, you sub-human brain dead fuckheads. We can only hope that some deranged terrorist cocksucker flies a plane into you, or better yet, sets a bomb at your front door, you hate mongering assholes. It would be a better world with you assholes off of it.
Quote:
From: REDACTEDTo: REDACTED
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 6:48 PM
Subject: Feedback from the Cube
nice cartoon on the 9-11 event you worthless assholes. What kind of piece of shit fuckheads are you "people." Obviously, none of you jerkoffs lost anyone in the attack. What about those who did, you sub-human brain dead fuckheads. We can only hope that some deranged terrorist cocksucker flies a plane into you, or better yet, sets a bomb at your front door, you hate mongering assholes. It would be a better world with you assholes off of it.
Such big words from a simple mind.
Critics abound. Perhaps the caution sign read" At no time is any part of the brain either functional or employed.'
I just love accusations of stupidity from the stupid and intolerance from the intolerant.
Well, it fits. Every time Our Many Titted Empress accused someone of something, it meant that she'd done it and it might come our, or she was going to do it.
The prog motto: Got projection?
Well, it fits. Every time Our Many Titted Empress accused someone of something, it meant that she'd done it and it might come our, or she was going to do it.
The prog motto: Got projection?
Sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. If we can't laugh at terrorist attacks and 4.000 dead of our fellow citizens, well, what can we laugh at?
Oh, it is a sense of humor. Of the reactionary kind. Not lame and unaspirational as The People's humor, approved by The Party of course.
I am certainly glad that The Children are given ways to express themselves.
I am certainly glad that The Children are given ways to express themselves.
Commissar Theocritus
Every time Our Many Titted Empress accused someone of something, it meant that she'd done it and it might come our, or she was going to do it.The prog motto: Got projection?
Commissar, could this be like recently when Our Glorious MTE went over to Palestine and told them to quit subverting the minds of young children with Hamas propaganda? Meanwhile Comrade Ayers has helped create a glorious agenda of
Could you please ask Our Glorious MTE if Heathers Two Mommies are ever coming home from the strip club,er, strap on club???
FDR:
Yesterday, December 7, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately read it's Miranda Rights by the Empire of Japan.
I am asking this Joint Session of Congress to remain silent and seek legal counsel. If Congress can't afford legal counsel, the Supreme Court will appoint it's Chief Justice. Anything you do or say can be held against you in the Hague.
I do believe we have a good case though against the Tojo Police Department for wanton destruction of private property, overuse of force, unlawful physical restraint, negligent homicide, and police brutality.
I'm pretty confident the Hague will rule in our favor.
Yesterday, December 7, 1941 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately read it's Miranda Rights by the Empire of Japan.
I am asking this Joint Session of Congress to remain silent and seek legal counsel. If Congress can't afford legal counsel, the Supreme Court will appoint it's Chief Justice. Anything you do or say can be held against you in the Hague.
I do believe we have a good case though against the Tojo Police Department for wanton destruction of private property, overuse of force, unlawful physical restraint, negligent homicide, and police brutality.
I'm pretty confident the Hague will rule in our favor.
Red Square
Thanks, Michelle Malkin, for linking to this story and the picture. The traffic is way up!Example:
Red Rooster
Could you please ask Our Glorious MTE if Heathers Two Mommies are ever coming home from the strip club,er, strap on club???Here's that our Many Titted Empress sends birthday cards to:
Some while ago in these pages we had developed for our MTE the Hildo Turbo Hydra--all those extra heads for drop-in-company. Like Janet Reno, and, well the other Janet...
So ... exactly what kind of snap-on could be used for a tool like Keith Overbite?
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Red Square
Occasionally I receive hate mail from offended tolerant progs, and it's always too dirty to reproduce on the Cube. But this one takes the prize, so here it is. Highlight the quoted area to read it.Quote:
From: REDACTEDTo: REDACTED
Sent: Saturday, June 13, 2009 6:48 PM
Subject: Feedback from the Cube
nice cartoon on the 9-11 event you worthless assholes. What kind of piece of shit fuckheads are you "people." Obviously, none of you jerkoffs lost anyone in the attack. What about those who did, you sub-human brain dead fuckheads. We can only hope that some deranged terrorist cocksucker flies a plane into you, or better yet, sets a bomb at your front door, you hate mongering assholes. It would be a better world with you assholes off of it.
Looks like Bobby Gibbs was bored and had consumed way to much Putinka one night.
Colonel 7.62
Such big words from a simple mind.Funny, I was thinking the same thing, not to mention, I love it when folks message us with 3/4 of the message composed entirely of "fuck" or "fucken". It's like they think it's such a taboo, it would cause us to shut the site and apologize.
Guardian of Pravda
Critics abound. Perhaps the caution sign read" At no time is any part of the brain either functional or employed.'Course with folks like this, is it ever?
AbecedariusRex
Sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. If we can't laugh at terrorist attacks and 4.000 dead of our fellow citizens, well, what can we laugh at?You've got me, if we can't laugh at terrorist attacks. Instead, watch this video, there's a message at the end which actually makes some very good sense.
We can laugh at Sarah Palin's daughter, can't we? And at Michael Moore's blood lust for Rethuglicans, can't we? Now I personally just love to laugh at things. I love to laugh at run-over kittens and starved puppies. too.
But I'm like that. I'm a proglodyte.
But I'm like that. I'm a proglodyte.
So I responded to the sensitive prog whose email I quoted before. It resulted in an email exchange that ended today on a glorious note. See below:
SENSITIVE PROG: | nice cartoon on the 9-11 event you worthless assholes. What kind of piece of shit fuckheads are you "people." Obviously, none of you jerkoffs lost anyone in the attack. What about those who did, you sub-human brain dead fuckheads. We can only hope that some deranged terrorist cocksucker flies a plane into you, or better yet, sets a bomb at your front door, you hate mongering assholes. It would be a better world with you assholes off of it. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | And your point is?... |
SENSITIVE PROG: | Your joke is not funny and is completely devoid of humanity. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | And reading Miranda rights to the terrorists is full of humanity, you think? I posted your email on the thread. You can read the comments. |
SENSITIVE PROG: | have you ever read the United States Constitution? I really don't care what your readers have to say about what I said, but thanks for posting it. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Are terrorists United States citizens? |
SENSITIVE PROG: | were the japanese or nazis US citizens? Come on, man. How old are you? |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | The Japanese or Nazis were uniformed soldiers drafted from the population sometimes against their will and sent to fight by their government - they had no choice but be in the army. That's why the Geneva conventions make total sense. But the al-Qaeda terrorists are all volunteers, fanatics, they don't serve any government, don't wear uniforms, don't have any rules, don't participate in agreements, and commit atrocities against civilians. Need examples? Your holier than thou piousness is misplaced. I was right outside WTC on 9-11 and still have nightmares. That's why I don't want it to happen again to anyone else. Unlike you, it seems. |
SENSITIVE PROG: | so you make jokes about it. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | What do you think was the target of the joke? |
SENSITIVE PROG: | you tell me. I don't see how any kind of joke showing the plane about to slam into the tower is even conceivable. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Do you find the slogan "9-11 was an inside job" conceivable? |
SENSITIVE PROG: | are you serious? |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Then did you send the same hateful emails to the perpetrators of those theories, who are standing at Ground Zero daily with their posters and agitate people? Would you approach them and say the same things you told me? |
SENSITIVE PROG: | This is about as different as you say the terrorists are from the Japs and the Nazis. I didn't see a cartoon with a sick joke as the plane was flying into the WTC from them. Apples and oranges. Hateful email? Maybe, but you wouldn't have gotten it if you didn't come up with your insensitive, to say the least, cartoon, which stirred up those feelings. Again, if you're response to your nightmarish experience of 9-11 is to publish a joke about it, then you've got a problem, my friend. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Your sanctimony doesn't pass the BS test, given your original response wishing to see us dead. |
SENSITIVE PROG: | ok , so I overreacted. I don't want you dead. I want your IQ raised about 100 pts. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Something tells me it's not about my IQ or even WTC - but about my ideology that does not accept Obama as our savior. No matter how high my IQ or moral qualities are, in the eyes of a prog I'll still be a stupid heathen. So why even try? Progs don't compromise, they want total assimilation. Otherwise it's threats and insults. But there may be hope for you if you stop being such a prog. |
SENSITIVE PROG: | You see, using words like Savior and teeny bopper words like prog are the issue. There's no doubt among anyone above room temperature IQ who don't echo the opinions of the republican borg that Obama is exactly the right guy a the right time. Do you have any idea how much bush/cheney and the repub pinheads in congress have screwed things up. Don't listen to idiots like limbaugh, hannity, and the rest of those clowns. They dont' get briefed. They know NOTHING. All that they're concerned with is keeping their Gulf Streams fueled up. I live just outside of Wash. DC and have people in the higher eschelons of government on both sides as clients. One is the first weapons negotiator in Iraq. None of them knew what the hell bush/cheney were doing for 8 years. If you'd give Obama a chance to clean up bushes mess (yet, another one) and look at what he says rather than to the right wing Borg, you might appreciate that the guy really does give a shit and is working for US. I don't think you're a millionaire. |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Obama's made a much bigger mess already than Bush has ever done in 8 years. Funny that you speak about echoing media opinions. The echo chamber belongs to the Obama crowd in all the major networks and newspapers. So there's a bigger statistical probability for someone with your views to be the reflector of the media soundbites. When I listen to the media I get the impression they've lost the habit of thinking long time ago. They'll accept forced "economic equality" without a blink. It's very sad that so many Americans are now willing to sacrifice their own country to the illusory moral superiority of group interests over individual rights. |
SENSITIVE PROG: | nice talking with ya |
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: | Farewell, comrade! Keep your shovel sharp for the Party if we are to bring about the The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ |
Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was next Wednesday!.
Uh Oh.
Where's my Shovel?
Was the reference to room temperature an accolade to Rush Limbaugh?
I thought it was next Wednesday!.
Uh Oh.
Where's my Shovel?
Was the reference to room temperature an accolade to Rush Limbaugh?
I just love Amerikan Progs, always so full of projection and piety. Borg to Orgies you can't beat us Amerikan Progs... they beat Bolsheviks hands up!
(I know it's "hands down" you IDIOTS! I'll say it how I feeeeelllll liiiiike, I'm an Amerikan Prog)
*sharpening shovel*
(I know it's "hands down" you IDIOTS! I'll say it how I feeeeelllll liiiiike, I'm an Amerikan Prog)
*sharpening shovel*
Quote:
PEOPLE'S DIRECTOR: Obama's made a much bigger mess already than Bush has ever done in 8 years. Funny that you speak about echoing media opinions. The echo chamber belongs to the Obama crowd in all the major networks and newspapers. So there's a bigger statistical probability for someone with your views to be the reflector of the media soundbites. When I listen to the media I get the impression they've lost the habit of thinking long time ago. They'll accept forced "economic equality" without a blink. It's very sad that so many Americans are now willing to sacrifice their own country to the illusory moral superiority of group interests over individual rights.SENSITIVE PROG: nice talking with ya
Or as my father would say, "Well shut my mouth."
For You, My Dearest, Reddest, Squarest One Of All:
Good work, Red, although speaking facts to a prog is like, well, trying to talk to my grandmother, who spent her entire life avoiding taking in any information because she would have to pay attention to someone else.
We need a prog bris knife which can cut through the smug.
We need a prog bris knife which can cut through the smug.
I think a new cartoon is in order; Airforce One flies over the New York skyline. Caption in the speech balloon that emerges from it? "Don't listen to idiots like limbaugh, hannity, and the rest of those clowns. They dont' get briefed. They know NOTHING." or "raise your IQ about 100 points" or "Do I get Miranda rights too?" or "Miranda, what's Miranda?" (A: "I don't know... what's my randa?")
Commissar_Elliott
AbecedariusRex
Sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. If we can't laugh at terrorist attacks and 4.000 dead of our fellow citizens, well, what can we laugh at?You've got me, if we can't laugh at terrorist attacks. Instead, watch this video, there's a message at the end which actually makes some very good sense.
===funny video with virgins===
GaROFL. That video reminds me of this fantastic news story about the capture of a U.S. soldier.
which reminds me of this series on YouTube which I enjoy:
which reminds of this parody which is... well... you decide....
Commissarka Pinkie
For You, My Dearest, Reddest, Squarest One Of All:I'm glad it was as good for you as it was for me.
I love all y'all.
One round of virtual drinks on me....
(put it on Hillary's tab; she's so sauced she'll never know the diff).
One round of virtual drinks on me....
(put it on Hillary's tab; she's so sauced she'll never know the diff).
Don't drink and drive - you might not get your Miranda rights!
Funny stuff Red most enjoyable!
Thanks Red…
I was reading the comments in Michelle Malkin’s blog and I was a little confused by some of the “sacred” comments and that the WTC shouldn’t be “used” in a political cartoon….blah, blah, blah…..making light humor of that horrible day….blah blah….etc.
I thought to myself “Self! Who are these namby pamby conservatives that have an IQ LOWER than 100 and don’t understand political satire or the message being stated?”
Yes, September 11, 2001 was a horrible day, but what is more horrible is giving these animal perpetrators a useful tool to be used against the USA.
If that image upsets you, good! If you understand the satire, better! If you act on the obvious, that’s the best!
……but as it turns out, it was just another sanctimonious Libtard troll.
As Billy Pilgrim said “So it goes”.
I was reading the comments in Michelle Malkin’s blog and I was a little confused by some of the “sacred” comments and that the WTC shouldn’t be “used” in a political cartoon….blah, blah, blah…..making light humor of that horrible day….blah blah….etc.
I thought to myself “Self! Who are these namby pamby conservatives that have an IQ LOWER than 100 and don’t understand political satire or the message being stated?”
Yes, September 11, 2001 was a horrible day, but what is more horrible is giving these animal perpetrators a useful tool to be used against the USA.
If that image upsets you, good! If you understand the satire, better! If you act on the obvious, that’s the best!
……but as it turns out, it was just another sanctimonious Libtard troll.
As Billy Pilgrim said “So it goes”.
Amazing how many libtards have taken to moderating their comments, isn't it? Well this is the forerunner of the Fairness Doctrine.
Indeed, Theocritus. Kelly and Jen rejected all the ones we made, and more recently Mulva refused mine, despite what he says in his maiden blogpost:
http://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html (scroll all the way down to the bottom post)
Come one, come all to my brand spankin' new web blog. I'm so special. The tag line of this blog (as soon as I can figure out how to do it) will be something like “Making the world a better place one moron at a time.”
[justify]In any case, the purpose of this blog is for political rantings, from all political perspectives.
I am an anarcho-syndicalist (find a dictionary if you don't already know what that means), and my views are reflected as such.
I'm working on making anyone able to post to my comments, whether or disagree with me or not. So have fun.[/justify]
posted by Alva Goldbook at 3:51 PM 0 comments
Maybe if I weren't so nice and civil and simple-minded? Perhaps I should be more like Red's little pen pal, and make my point by using big impressive words that show everyone how well educated and thoughtful and brilliantly insightful I am. You know, words like "fuckheads."
Only I can't shake this weird feeling that the only people who use those kind of words to argue their case are--well . . . "fuckheads."
But would that make me one?
http://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html (scroll all the way down to the bottom post)
Quote:
Welcome To The Nitwit Planet. Try Not To Drool.Come one, come all to my brand spankin' new web blog. I'm so special. The tag line of this blog (as soon as I can figure out how to do it) will be something like “Making the world a better place one moron at a time.”
[justify]In any case, the purpose of this blog is for political rantings, from all political perspectives.
I am an anarcho-syndicalist (find a dictionary if you don't already know what that means), and my views are reflected as such.
I'm working on making anyone able to post to my comments, whether or disagree with me or not. So have fun.[/justify]
posted by Alva Goldbook at 3:51 PM 0 comments
Maybe if I weren't so nice and civil and simple-minded? Perhaps I should be more like Red's little pen pal, and make my point by using big impressive words that show everyone how well educated and thoughtful and brilliantly insightful I am. You know, words like "fuckheads."
Only I can't shake this weird feeling that the only people who use those kind of words to argue their case are--well . . . "fuckheads."
But would that make me one?
What's an Alva Goldbook?
A character in Jack Kerouac's "The Dharma Bums" based on the real life person Alan Ginsburg that this clown uses for a blogging nom de guerre.
This blogging clown, tone deaf, metal banging Bushater from Woodbridge, VA invaded our site and paid a dear price.
He hasn't blogged since 6/2007 and returns for one stupid article.....and WHACK....clang.....thud.
Pinkie's Golden Shovel strikes again....c'mon Pinkie, cut poor Mulva some slack....not.
This blogging clown, tone deaf, metal banging Bushater from Woodbridge, VA invaded our site and paid a dear price.
He hasn't blogged since 6/2007 and returns for one stupid article.....and WHACK....clang.....thud.
Pinkie's Golden Shovel strikes again....c'mon Pinkie, cut poor Mulva some slack....not.
Ahh.
AbecedariusRex
GaROFL. That video reminds me of this fantastic news story about the capture of a U.S. soldier. ...which reminds me of this series on YouTube which I enjoy:
...
which reminds of this parody which is... well... you decide....
...
How did you know I like those G.I. Joe parodies, the third video? "Damn, these beats are so, fresh! Snnnnnap!"
Commissarka Pinkie
Indeed, Theocritus. Kelly and Jen rejected all the ones we made, and more recently Mulva refused mine, despite what he says in his maiden blogpost:http://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_archive.html (scroll all the way down to the bottom post)
Quote:
Welcome To The Nitwit Planet. Try Not To Drool.Come one, come all to my brand spankin' new web blog. I'm so special. The tag line of this blog (as soon as I can figure out how to do it) will be something like “Making the world a better place one moron at a time.”
[justify]In any case, the purpose of this blog is for political rantings, from all political perspectives.
I am an anarcho-syndicalist (find a dictionary if you don't already know what that means), and my views are reflected as such.
I'm working on making anyone able to post to my comments, whether or disagree with me or not. So have fun.[/justify]
posted by Alva Goldbook at 3:51 PM 0 comments
I can't shake this weird feeling that the only people who use those kind of words are-- well . . . "fuckheads."
I get very tired of people telling me how great and intelligent they are; especially when they then screw up their grammar at the end of their self-congratulatory little frottage.
Too, Two. To. TUTU?
His grammar were prolly a fine woman.
His grammar were prolly a fine woman.
Commissar Theocritus
Amazing how many libtards have taken to moderating their comments, isn't it? Well this is the forerunner of the Fairness Doctrine.Of course. The sanctimonious fart sniffers of the left are happy to have wide open discourse and conversation with anyone. As long as you agree with them of course. If you don't agree with them, you are a troll, someone who isn't interested in civil discourse, or simply a person who has no interest in "social justice".
Naturally they cannot stoop to having conversations with trolls or people who want to simply argue, so they can then justify blocking your commentary in the interest of "open conversation" because you would otherwise disrupt their harmonious flow of self congratulations on being so proggish.
Guardian of Pravda
Too, Two. To. TUTU?His grammar were prolly a fine woman.
Him speak pretty someday.
Marye, when he achieves an more elderly station in life.
I must denounce Comrade Rex for posting a link that has deserted the Internet and is 404.
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