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More Media Icons Join Struggle To Reform News

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Successful field trials of our Flat Fatima product and glowing reports from leading news agencies have prompted us to develop new cutout models to diversify emotional impact of reporting and target broader demographics. The struggle to revolutionize news media by purging it from such bourgeois concepts as truth and objectivity will now be joined by Jamal Sixpack, Harry Helmet, Charlie Chair, Lou the Looter, Torched Peugeot from the French riots, and other media icons including Che Guevara (monochrome models only).

Generate hard-hitting reporting by mounting Popular Media Figures™ individually or in groups in front of a burning garbage dump and get that Pulitzer you've always wanted!

Image Jamal Sixpack, who had captured world media sympathies last year as a symbol of President Bush's failure to protect Democrat voters of New Orleans from their own base impulses, has recently joined Flat Fatima and other Popular Media Figures™ in a broad campaign to improve news reporting worldwide.

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Image Add that vintage look with a Che Guevara figure (monochrome models only). Mount it in front of a burning garbage dump and collect a Pulitzer.

Prototypes for Popular Media Figures™ have been recently unionized into Association of Media Icons For The Greater Good (AMIGGO) under the aegis of the People's Cube. Any use of their images is free as long as it promotes Progressive Struggle For The Greater Good™. All other use is forbidden. New members are subject to rigorous screening.

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Currently in production are cutouts of the members of International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores*, including Al Gore, John Murtha, Hugo Chavez, Sean Penn, John Kerry, Jane Fonda, and most recently Ned Lamont. Laminated on 5mm thick corrugated plastic board, water resistant, durable, and light weight, they are ideal for quick mounting on the ground - individually or in groups. Generate hard-hitting reporting photos without any knowledge of Photoshop!
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*International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores has recently declined application from Paris Hilton on the grounds that she is more of a plain whore as opposed to a purely media whore, which is a more idealistic endeavor that involves going out of one's way to gain the attention of various media outlets to promote oneself or a particular ideology.

Courtesy of Reuters: "messing with your heads for the Greater Good™"

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SAMPLE FOOTAGE: The life and times of Jamal Sixpack

Sample caption: Upbeat and vivacious, Jamal Sixpack has recently been spotted on photos published by Reuters, AP, Al Jazeera, and other news agencies highlighting the immorality of a US-sponsored Zionist aggression against peaceful Hezbollah villages.

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Cindy looks like such a retard in that pic.

When doesn't she? I mean! HOW dare you insult the people mom!

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Sixpack is clearly re-cycling those bottles. Only the Bushler Plantation House could come up with the inflammatory idea that he is "looting" BAAH!

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Komrade Zuulski wrote:When doesn't she? I mean! HOW dare you insult the people mom!

I meant that she um... looks more retard-ish than usual. I meant it as a compliment, please don't send me back to re-education camp, I don't wanna!

Hey guys, lay off poor Fatima. She lost her house to the imperialistic Americans twice in one week (if not more)!

Besides, she has always stood up for progressive ideals!

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Here she is wailing at the thought of the peaceful and progressive East German People's Republic being assaulted by the warmonger Ronald Reagan, as he calls for their purely defensive wall to be removed.

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Here she is leading progressive student activists in their quest to protect the Earth and her peoples from evil capitalistic exploitation.
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And of course, here she is ululating in praise of the insurgent heroes of the Confederacy. Although she did not like the Confederates because they too were infidels and capitalists to boot, anything that weakens the United States is good for progressives.
Of course as sun people, Hezbollah are free from any culpability for any of their actions since whatever they did not doubt was a response to their economic servitude to the capitalistic west.

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Comrade Avid Reader sent us this idea:

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Here's my other one - inspired by Che Guevara...
(double posted under Flat Fatima)

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Who is the "Green Helmet Guy" asks the Chairman?
Well, that question has been asked many times, so here for your politically correct education on how to manipulate dead children for propaganda purposes, the Cube brings you The Green Helmet Guy, Uncut:



Disclaimer: "The Green Helmet Guy" is in no way, shape or form related to the Green Hornet or Kato.

Laika

2011 International Socialists Technical Upgrade For Red Jihad And Islam

The video link above is no longer available. Here's the update:

Green Helmet acting as movie director in qana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFWr8h ... 6A0905CB9C

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Look, he's bringing refreshments to the judges and hard working coaches to soothe their throats. Nothing helps the throat after a long bout of yelling about crappy performance on the court than a Peoples Beer ©!

-Premier Betty



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This from TheSpaceCoyote (any relation to Laika The Space Dog?)

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Image My work has appeared in many newspapers and magazines, thanks to Reuters, and some of it is even enshrined in the Museum of Fauxtography.





 
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