Prominent Muslims: Why Do They Hate Us?

by Dr. Salima al-Kurgman Muslims protesters: "Is it because we didn't support Ned Lamont? Is it because our lousy plastic recycling program?"

Ever since the confrontation between the West and Islam began, the question "Why do they hate us?" has been topping the Frequently Asked Questions charts among Western leaders and intellectuals, tormenting minds and souls of the Western populace prone to introspection. Considering the magnitude of the problem, we have assumed that the same question similarly torments the minds of prominent Muslims in the lands of Islam. And indeed, our special Bridge-Building survey has determined that from Saudi Arabia to Iran to Afghanistan, in the halls of the prestigious Islamic universities and government palaces, prominent Muslims are asking the same questions: "Why us? Why the terror alert system? Why security checks at airports?"

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Bridge-Building Series: "Why do they hate us?" Prominent Muslims reflect on possible reasons why they may be resented in the West
Dr. Mahathir Mohammed, ex-Prime Minister, Malaysia: I think they hate us because we did not support Ned Lamont for the U.S. Senate. Not once did Mr. Lamont's name come up in our parliamentary discussions, for which I'm sorry.	Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader of The Islamic Republic of Iran: I guess they dislike us back there because we have not granted full human rights to animals. I'll 'fess up: I'm not a vegan. Go on, hate me for it!
Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, Prime Minister, and King of Saudi Arabia: They must hate us because we have permitted six outlets of Starbucks Coffee to operate in The Kingdom - even though Starbucks is notorious for discouraging unionization. It also drives local mom-and-pop cafes out of business. What's worse, our oil exports are ruining Earth's delicate ecosystem. Even I get sick when I see people owning cars - why can't we just become a more pedestrian-oriented planet? Truly, I almost hate myself sometimes.	Muqtada al-Sadr, Commander, Mahdi Army: Two things: Unions and health care. Technically, we're not a union shop yet, so people think that our soldiers aren't getting full health benefits. They say, "Muqie, how many pap smears did your people get during the last quarter?" Now see, we don't have many women working here, so I have my guys get pap smears instead. Had one myself the other day. We'll roll out a better plan when we sign up with the AFL-CIO after slaughtering the infidel invaders. So, give us a chance! Don't hate us yet!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of The Islamic Republic of Iran: Could it be because I'm the only transgendered person in our government? Trust me, we're trying, we really are. We are working on a proactive outreach program to the transgendered community, encouraging them to run for office. Please don't hate us! The thought of being hated makes me weep.	Osama bin Laden, Founder, al-Qaeda: Sometimes, I think the hatred arises from our "glass ceiling" that unfairly keeps women out of our executive suites. But I think that we really deserve to be hated because our lack of an annual gay-pride parade is interpreted as thinly-veiled homophobia. But that's such a misunderstanding! Isn't it obvious that we clearly don't need women to have a good time?
Ismail Haniya, Prime Minister of The Palestinian National Authority: The number one cause of hatred towards Islam stems from our perceived gender bias against female suicide bombers. Yes, many women have detonated themselves to murder Zionists, but their numbers are far too low. Equality of opportunity is not enough; we must address the disparate outcomes. Until there are more female suicide-murderers, we will remain guilty of de facto gendercide.	Mohammed Omar, Boss, The Taliban: It's the minimum wage, definitely. I hate to say it, but between the beheadings, the detonation of ancient statues, the plethora of laws that prohibited just about everything, and our slaughtering of thousands of Americans, we pretty much let the minimum wage issue fall through the cracks. If I get a chance, I'll bring that up with my staff. They'll agree; we don't want anyone to hate us.
Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah, Secretary General, Hezbollah: It's got to be our lousy recycling program. I'll admit it, we haven't been paying much attention to it lately because we've been focusing our resources on killing every Jew on the planet. Still, that's no excuse for not sorting our plastics by color. We know that these materials aren't biodegradable, and can see why that could cause resentment. If it matters, we only use recycled steel for the ball bearings in our rockets, but yes, plastics are much more of an environmental hazard. Yet we hope you will find a place in your hearts to love us!

Next in our Bridge-Building Series we will ask prominent Muslims to clarify their positions on such burning questions as Slavery Reparations, Free Unlimited Universal Healthcare, Transgendered Marriage, Lawsuits Against Rich Pharmaceutical Companies, McCarthyism, and Removal of God from Pledge of Allegiance.
 

From Translater the general was to busy working on peoples cube (see picture at top of page) he had one day off at gulag he picked up cigarettes gaurd had dropped and reurned them. The general says to remind everyone no- no  not the Bill Clinton thing again General .How about Burkas ,females in schools , removal of female genatalia, incest and family rape, Family killings of females,and zero tolerenace of non muslim. Oh yea peoples cube writer person the general wants to know where's the qoute from The great JOn Kerri???He mumbled something about one of the greatest leaders of the 21st century before falling asleep!!
 

Why do we hate them? Hmm....lack of personal hygiene immediately comes to mind.

Oh, and the fact that they're animals disguised as people, fooling the Proletariate!
 

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the fact that they're animals disguised as people


That guy in the first picture looks like a monkey. Not a very good disguise
 

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That guy in the first picture looks like a monkey. Not a very good disguise


True dat...put an organ grinder in his hands and a red cap on his head and you got it...
 

Shame on you comrades! These men are the last line of defense against Western Imperialism. Our hopes of progressive society depend on them! They deserve better than this reactionary slander. I'm calling the NKVD...
 

Kommissar Vodkov, let us restrain ourselves a bit here, do not get your red shorts in a bunch. There is no need to call "The Guild" or the ACLU on this matter. It is perfectly acceptable for a Party member to call someone else a "monkey" because it just further reinforces our claim that man (and womyn!) both evolved from ape, equally. Now then, if Premier Betty were say ummm, a republican, then his claim would be a racist insensitive remark which is not protected by first amendment rights. Then and only then should you call the proper authorities and have someone removed from collective sight. Also denounce their friends, family and co-workers just to be safe. Oh, and call socialist services and have their kids taken away from them as well, just to add a bit of progressive vindictive flare.
 

I apologize for my overzealousness. I blame my bourgeois background for this lapse. I have not yet fully understood that by becoming a progressive person (I almost wrote "individual" - shame on me!), I have the right to say things that the class enemies may not utter. I'm working hard modifying my thought processes so they may become politically correct. I implore that I be given a chance and not reported to the Thought Police.
 

Comrades, we hate them because they are junkies!  Religion is the opium of the people.  Only those who have found the cleansing nirvana of atheism are worthy of not being despised.

Their new friend Senor Chavez also shows disturbing signs of improper beliefs for a Marxist.  Why, he accuses the capitalist roader Bush of being the Devil?  But logically, if there is no God, how can there be a Devil?  Or is that too Manichaean a construct?
 

Comrade Clyde,

We Marxists do not have to be logically consistent. If we were, we would not be Marxists to begin with. Logical consistency is a reactionary invention anyway. Comrade Chaves has done nothing wrong!
 

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That guy in the first picture looks like a monkey. Not a very good disguise



True dat...put an organ grinder in his hands and a red cap on his head and you got it...


Comrades!

Have you not seen the great nature film "Muslims in the Mist"?
Diane Fossey and Jane Goodall lived among the Howler Muslims Monkeys for five years. The troop they studied had an alpha male named Silverback Osama. They are very territorial and aggressive unlike their other monkey cousins.The Howling Muslim Monkey is easily offended by the mere presence of the Christian Forgiving Monkey and the Jewish Atonement Monkey, and has been known also to fly into a rage when they wander into Buddhist Meditating Monkey or the Hindu Reincarnated Monkey territory, claiming it for their own.
The female of the species is rarely seen and submissive, the males keep them well hidden and are extremely jealous of any female activity including breeding.
It's a very fascinating movie.
 

Are they endanger of being hunted to extinction?
 

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Are they endanger of being hunted to extinction?


Oh goodness no! If we were to compare the Howler Muslim Monkey in an entomological sense to breeding and extinction it would be.......... Order: Blattodea. Family: Blattidae. Genus: Periplaneta. Family: Islamofasciadea
 

They are some fugly people.  This is what happens when your parents were first cousins and the family tree doesn't branch...
 

This just in -

this story got translated into Hebrew by Israeli occupiers and published on a Zionist pro-capitalist website.

http://www.anochi.com/index.php?option= ... 9&Itemid=2

Workers of the world, unite!
Long live the International Revolution!!!
 

Red Square

This just in - this story got translated into Hebrew by Israeli occupiers and published on a Zionist pro-capitalist website.

How dare they! The capitalists will stop at nothing.
 

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Why Do They Hate Us?

I'll tell you why.

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What If Israel Had Never Been Created?

“Imagine there’s no countries...Nothing to live or die for...Imagine all the people living life in peace.” - John Lennon

Thanks mostly to U.S. President Harry S. Truman and his “susceptibility to Zionist influence,” Israel came into existence in 1948. (1) Humanity, and in particular, the Palestinians, have paid dearly for his decision. The land on which the Palestinians had been living for centuries, in peace, with a minority Jewish population, has been gradually transformed into an Apartheid state by the machinations of the Zionist Movement. That Apartheid state, in turn, is today dominated by Israel’s Death-Mayhem-and- Occupation Machine. (2)

Americanchronicle

I thought a long time about whether to post this, and had it been any less carefully written, I would not have.

The reason I did finally link to it is that I have long ago independently come to the conclusion that Israel is a failure. Created supposedly as an independent state for the safety of the World's Jewish people, everything Israel's government has done makes the world MORE dangerous for Jewish people (and everyone else). Plus, having cost the US Taxpayers more than four times the entire cost of the Apollo Moon Program, Israel hardly qualifies as "Independent".
 

Freedom

I thought a long time about whether to post this

Once again, Comrade Freedom (if that's your real disposition), we urge you to avoid long quotes. You have posted a link, which is quite enough.

We have shortened your post above for the second time. We hope there won't be a third time, or you will be send straight to the Gulag. Our good advice to you is to maintain your proletarian shovel in good repair. And while you still have time, google "permafrost" and familiarize yourself with some of the more efficient ways to dig a home in it.

As for "Imagine There's No Israel" it's already been covered here:
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=782
(a song by John Lennon and Laika the Space Dog)
 

Freedom

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Why Do They Hate Us?

I'll tell you why.

I read the linked article and the 25 propositions of what the world might be like today if Israel had never existed. Umm, I know I'm not the brightest light in sky but most of those propostions suppose that Middle-east problems arise from an opposition to Israel. The propositions suppose that 9/11 wouldn't have happened if there were no Israel, that we never would have had to topple Saddam Huessein if there were no Israel.

If there were no Israel I propose that Saddam Hussein's nuclear program that the Israeli's bombed out of business back in the '80's would have produced nuclear bombs - back in the '80's.

Here's another proposition: Islam, regardless of Israel, would still be working to cover the globe by the sword. This has nothing to do with Israel.

Here's another propostion: In free countries citizens can be part of the electorate and government. By defending "Palestinian" rights, as a tribe, as opposed to the rights that all individuals posses, you are proposing a collectivist view of rights and will never achieve freedom for anyone.
 

The " Brain of the World", as comrade Ceausescu was  named by the happiest part of the romanian people, in the late 70's used to meet freqvently Yassir Arafat ( Fedayye ) the leader of the Palestine Liberation Front. They spent a lot of good time together because their inner world and personal struggle were common : to do their best for the common good of their People. They've knew the basic : without people there is no greatness, no money, no fight against the rotten capitalists. In their friendly cooperation- were they TOO close, I wonder ? -  something is hidden.
My guess : In what Ceausescu  was really interested is personal power and fame, a Nobel Peace Price is famous alright, that's why his dream was to mediate peace in the Middle East ;  Arafat was ready to do anything for the "sempervivum" state of mind of his fellowship : killing Jews!  
Ironicly, Arafat has got the Nobel Price for Peace - just think, how our western world is sometimes unlinked to the real merit, while Ceausescu's got some bulletts on 25 Dec. 1989 !  
 

Dear Foredoom,

You still got some time to contemplate about your post, As long as the Zionist entity is standing in the midst of the benevolent Moslem world you may take your time… It is after Israel that you may expect full attention and a visit from your local Molla – So get ready.

We may "Imagine There's No Israel", as some Czech people know there was a time that the western European countries believed that they might do better if only the Czechoslovakia will disappear – and guess what happened?

Well all this is past history now.

So we hold our post…  and if more of your kind are around it looks as we will be the only and last one to act against the Iranian nuclear program, as we did with the Iraqi nuclear program and save your ass again…

Anochi, TA, IL
http://www.anochi.com
 

 

Comrades:

I thought a long time, long long long time about this and also had a prolitariate about it.

But yes, this must be said.

What if there were no Palistinians?
Palistinians are a failure.
Right now, yes, right now they are rampaging and killing one another.

The land which the Jewish people love and where they have lived for over 3,000 years has been turned into a place of mayhem.

Imagine there's no Palistinians, it's easy if you try
nothing to die for, no suicide bombers too  .....


freeworldforever.blogspot.com
 

Even without Peace loving Palistinians the pilgrims migrating in and out of gaza to various religious shrines is staggering and the vacuum from the Palistinians would quickly be filled by the 30 million other muslim/Islamic antisematic jew hating Arabs from (insert country of choice here) that live for the enjoyment of killing or maiming Jews or Jewish supporters. Remember all the furor over the wall being built around Gaza and the leftwing pundits (including the U.N.) all screamed we are a bunch of whiney babys that see no use for this stupid wall because we can't see school buses of Jewish kids blown to pieces next to the coffee shop destroyed the day before buy a young women in a Burka with a bomb strapped on her  MSM MSMBC ABD they all interviewed jon KeRRi on the matter....
 

I guess we can't let the vacuum get refilled.  No replacements accepted. sorry.
 

The Howler Monkey is the Cindy Sheehan/Rosie O'Donnell of the Muslim world.
Where ever he goes, there's a camera:

I came across the Snapshot story thanks to Cox & Forkum:

http://www.snappedshot.com/archives/964 ... style.html

And more from our comrades at TNOYF:

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/
 

I apologize comrades. Our suicide belts emit way too much green house gases, which in turn aggravates the current global warming crisis. The other problems is that our terrorist taxes favor rich Jihadists over the poor ones.
 

Islamic Rage Boy, Collector's Edition


 

I think it's because we live in a country where unfortunately, we have people who want to kill them, we must embrace multiculturalism people!
 

Premier Betty

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the fact that they're animals disguised as people


That guy in the first picture looks like a monkey. Not a very good disguise

PEOPLE are animals. Just becuase some of us think we're the better species.Which is wrong, by they way.
 

melonieperfect

Premier Betty

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the fact that they're animals disguised as people


That guy in the first picture looks like a monkey. Not a very good disguise

PEOPLE are animals. Just becuase some of us think we're the better species.Which is wrong, by they way.

Ms. Perfect,

The Premier was referring to the way the Muslims treat their own people, although I agree that animals would not treat their own kind the way the Islamofacists do. PETA has no room in this discussion, unless you are willing to neuter the f**cking terrorists, to keep them from reproducing more degenerate hate-filled Islamoturds!
 

Why, just the other night I was watching a documentary, must've been on the NGC or Animal Planet, and they showed a pride of peace-loving lions strapping explosives to one of their cubs so they could "send a message" to those bloodthirsty no-good gazelles who think they're entitled to their own little space in the savanna.
 

Che Gourmet

neuter the f**cking terrorists


They seem to be very reluctant to go through the neutering process.