Carter has escaped the Gulag! Last seen at GQ Magazine!

UnderDog and I took a long deserved holiday... boating in the Black Sea, skiing in the Urals, photographing the people's struggle in France. (which has been mis-labeled as "riots" by the vast right wing media conspiracy) It was mid December when Udie and I made it back to the USSA. At this time Udie popped the question... would I marry him? I told him I had to think it over. After all I was 'married" to the international socialist cause since 1957 and I was unsure about such western bourgoisie traditions, besides, Hillary has promised to abolish marriage when she comes into power. Oh, poor Laika's head was spinning.

Udie just wagged his tail and said he'd give me some time to think about it. He then said he was going down to the newstand in our hotel to get some cigars and a magazine while I mixed cocktails. UnderDog is so humble and loveable that I don't know how I deserve him. I am so lucky. How could I let him down after what that Polly Purebred bitch did to him. All that was quickly pushed aside when Udie came back from the newstand.

"Laika, come quick" Udie barked.
"Yes, dahlink vat is it?"
"Stop with the silly Russian accent, this is serious."
"Carter has escaped the Gulag" he continued " and is doing interviews in magazines, look at this latest issue of GQ. I think it's code."
"Damn" I said " It's a shame Comrade Betty didn't get a chance to use his Mark VII on that fiend."
"Too late now, this article goes on in detail about the Central African Republic episode and mentions a psychic. Could it be that..."
"He's after the Frequency!" I didn't even let Udie finish.
"Does it mention Mona Mondieu?"

Magic, Magic Mona

"No it doesn't Laika, why do you ask?"
"Mona is the only other person to correctly guess the Frequency other than Dan Rather, only it wasn't guessing. She was the top CIA psychic and astrologer until Mark Felt blew her cover similar to that Plame/Wilson thing going on in the NY Times during"The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh" incident. Mona found the plane we shot down, the CIA recovered the kryptonite and Felt was given orders to terminate her lest she fell into our hands."
"Wasn't Mona played by Stockard Channing in the movie?"
"Mona is believed to actually be Stockard Channing."
"Wow, so after Felt blew her cover, she went into hiding and..."
"That is why you hardly ever see a Stockard Channing movie anymore since 1979." I finished.
"Okay, Laika, but isn't "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh" slated for a politically correct Hollywood remake this year? Party's orders?"

"Precisely Udie, that's why we need to get to Mona before the Moonbatman to protect the Frequency."
"You call Warren Beatty, Laika. I'll pack our bags. We better get to Hollywood."
"I'll call Kenneth too!"

To be continued.....

• Will Laika and UnderDog save the Frequency and International Socialism?
• Will Laika and UnderDog finally tie the knot?
• Will Dan Rather be re-programmed and re-activated?
• Will Comrade Betty get to use his Mark VII on the despised Moonbatman AKA James Earl Carter?
• Will Warren Beatty go down on Cindy Sheehan?

Be here next week, same Moonbat Time, same Moonbat Channel!