Civil Warning: We at the People's Propaganda and Clarification Ministry have noticed during our surveillance of this site, some of the commentators are using a lower case "p" when spelling the word " President " when talking about our Dear Leader Obama. This glaring affront to The One shall no longer be tolerated !!! Any further occurrences of lower case "p" usage will result a manditory trip to the Socialist Re-education Facility at either Chelyabinsk or San Francisco. [highlight=#ffffff]
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[/highlight][highlight=#ffffff]Remember.... when writing the title " President" [/highlight][highlight=#ffffff]when referring to[/highlight][highlight=#ffffff] Obama.......capital "P"s only ! [/highlight]

Comrade Krasnodar,
Clarfication, please. Whenever we refer the one by title we may only put a big P on the front?

Comrades mean no disrespect. It is only because of the speediness of their fingers on the keyboard, depressing keys at an astonishing rate, and have moved on before this accidental travesty of his greatness is observed, visually.I always think of dear leader as a big P!

Krasnodar wrote:Civil Warning: We at the People's Propaganda and Clarification Ministry have noticed during our surveillance of this site, some of the commentators are using a lower case "p" when spelling the word " President " when talking about our Dear Leader Obama. This glaring affront to The One shall no longer be tolerated !!! Any further occurrences of lower case "p" usage will result a six month trip to the Socialist Re-education Facility at either Chelybinsk or San Francisco. [highlight=#ffffff]
[/highlight][highlight=#ffffff]Remember.... when writing the title " President" [/highlight][highlight=#ffffff]when referring to[/highlight][highlight=#ffffff] Obama.......capital "P"s only ! [/highlight]

What about those who refer to the Obamination as "mr"? Do we have to capitalize that?

And when I hear him talking on the TV, I refer to him as "You #@$%^& Sonofabitch".

Do I get credit for Capitalizing "Sonofabitch"?

Signed,
Confused in Flyover Country.

What if in our rush to defend the Dear Leader, we accidentally do not use the capital p and hit the p two times thereby resulting in Dear Leader having a small "pp"?

The Directive only specifies a capital P in President when referring to Obama.
Anything else is up for grabs.

Comrade V: Capitalizing Sonofabitch or Sonovabitch seems to be rather appropriate.

Comrade T: Efficiency is no excuse for violating directive. Doing things better and faster is counter-intuitive to socialism !
So...... tell me, tovaritch.......are you enjoying your beets tonight ? Would you like that to continue ?

Che Nuevo: What is this drivel you spout ? No beets for you ! Or Happy Meal !

Comrade Krasnodar,

My fingers are not speedy and I have never committed any affrontary to dear leader,
go out of way to vociferously defend same against such.

Please do not confiscate beet rations!
Much liking of beets and rudabaga rations!
Threatening is so old school. Perhaps you are not acquainted with my well armed network of drug distributors and hooligans.
My favorite is put your fingers on your front teeth, like them where they are?
Don't make me come out to talk to you, or they will be on the floor.

But because of my great respect for Red Square and yourself, I would never suggest such a reality occur.

I am not your advesary,comrade, but your associate!

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrade Krasnodar,

My fingers are not speedy and I have never committed any affrontary to dear leader,
go out of way to vociferously defend same against such.

Please do not confiscate beet rations!
Much liking of beets and rudabaga rations!
Threatening is so old school. Perhaps you are not acquainted with my well armed network of drug distributors and hooligans.
My favorite is put your fingers on your front teeth, like them where they are?
Don't make me come out to talk to you, or they will be on the floor.

But because of my great respect for Red Square and yourself, I would never suggest such a reality occur.

I am not your advesary,comrade, but your associate!

Mmmm. Wouldn't a pot of boiled Rutabaga go good right now?

Mosquitoes can't live in Rutabaga or Turnip perfumed air.

Comrade I appologize for my actions with small p. My left shift key is no working, but right does, it takes much thought to remember to use left key. I blame bushitler for all lowercase p problems. I would never intentionally degrad most glorious leader President Obama.

boiled rutabaga smells great.

IRA, I'd refer to the bu$hitler as "chancellor" in the future so as to avoid all possibility of confusion.

Comrade Tooorisky: You are a quick study.... you have learned that fear and intimidation eventually become the glue that holds the collective together. If we are all watching each other, then that in turn helps the central government "lead" us to the Glorious World of next Tuesday !

ps: In coming back to this conversation, I was asked to log-in once again by Uncle Stalin. Now there was a guy who knew how to control others ! We are but humbled amateurs. And a parting thought...your sage counsel to me about my teeth had sort of a Chicago flavor to it..... SEIU, perhaps ? Teamsters ?

Oh yes, I.R.A. : You need not be concerned that you are degrading Dear Leader Obama. Not at all , for he himself has assumed that responsibility.

Oh MYski, directive from People's Propaganda and Clarification Ministry, this very serious business.

ComradeKrasnodarI commend your most equal and astute observation of ongoing affront to our Fearless Leader pRESIDENT oBAMA (oh, sonofbitch I do dis again …I in Beeg trouble now). Maybe I should just type in all capital letters. Forgive me Comrades I just have double Jiffy-Lobo this very morning and I am not yet recovered from Vodka anesthetic. Anyway, I shall notify Fraulein Pulloskies, I shall recommend Krasnodar for peoples “Hammer and Popsicle^TM”Award for your service to Kollective.

ComradeVladimir,I confess that when I hear him talking on the TV I have been many times not able to control my enthusiasm either …many times I am beside myself. Many times I have also used term"You #@$%^& Sonofabitch"and other colorful metaphors. This usually followed by tingling in leg and then I throw shoes at TV, broke three g_d damn TV's this year already! I give much credit to you in your efforts for Korrectness by Capitalizing “Sonofabitch” veryappropriate, I approve!

BushHitler is responsible for lowercase “p” problems and for sabotage of Comrade IRA's keyboard. I am positive this part of greater Reichwing conspiracy to embarrass pRESIDENT oBAMA. We should be cautious Comrades we are most likely being monitored, BushHitler agents are everywhere!

Pot of boiled Rutabaga, throw in a Cabbage …Mmmmm we livin high on the hog NOW. Is “Prole”ish Paradise, No.

Hope for the Change,
Dr. NOski

All together now.......
" Row, row, rutabagas gently down the stream.
Mashed or sliced, chopped or diced, goes great with sour cream "

˙ʇı pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ɟɟɐʇs sıɥ & ǝɥ os ʇuoɟ ǝsılɐɹǝqıl lɐıɔıɟɟo uı ǝq oʇ sı ɐɯɐqo ʇuǝpısǝɹd ʇnoqɐ uǝʇʇıɹʍ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ 'lɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı

Shovel 4 U wrote:˙ʇı pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ɟɟɐʇs sıɥ & ǝɥ os ʇuoɟ ǝsılɐɹǝqıl lɐıɔıɟɟo uı ǝq oʇ sı ɐɯɐqo ʇuǝpısǝɹd ʇnoqɐ uǝʇʇıɹʍ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ 'lɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟı

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I think Bushitler as "hacked" in to my computer. or maybe a new form of encryption is being used and i do not know the passkey.

(Progressive function off)

To all reading....The last two posts by Comrades Shovel and I.R.A. deal with aspects of the current liberal mind. ( This may change somewhat after Nov. 2nd )

1. Philosophy: Obama is God.....infallible, irrefutable, omnipresent. End of discussion.

2. Perception: The truly indoctrinated liberal sees things as through the eyepiece of a defective telescope..............fuzzy and upside down with a narrow field of view. This is why they believe conservatives are crazy. It also reverses objects in motion...... like seeing something falling to the ground, when to the progressive mind, it is perceived as rocketing skyward. That explains much when you hear the the P PP PPresident or the MSM talk about the " turnaround" in economy, as in " Recovery Summer " when in fact it was only the beginning of " nothing but ramen autumn". Up is down, regression is progress.

Personal opinion: They said that drug abuse and experimentation in the sixties wouldn't have any serious long-term consequences. The government of today came from that era. Any questions ?

Parting thought....I have a really hard time capitalizing the P in President nowadays !