The danger of women ignoring Sharia Law by doing such things as not wearing a hijab or other head cover was recently reported. The obvious solution is to prevent women from going outside alone and make them follow all tenets of Sharia Law.

But there is another, much more serious threat against women that is being perpetuated by a group of evil capitalists.

Namely, the wretched fiends at Anheuser-Busch have come up with a slogan that defames women, reinforces the Patriarchy©, promotes Rape Culture™, and is generally insidious.

This particular tagline for the #UpForWhatever campaign reads: The perfect beer for removing "no" from your vocabulary for the night.

What were these women-haters thinking? Why aren't they thinking about rape as much as feminists do? Why aren't they in line with the current truth about Rape Culture™?

It doesn't matter how many people actually do use beer to lower their inhibitions before sex, or for many other activities in general. It doesn't matter that rape isn't mentioned or any specific activity for that matter. The word "no" is also in feminist "No means no" campaigns, thus the connotation with rape and Rape Culture™ is established. No further evidence is necessary.

It doesn't even matter if the evidence used to support the idea of Rape Culture can be proven false. Due to the glory of unductive logic the evidence must be false if the narrative is true and korrect.

Never forget comrades, in accordance with current doctrine on Rape Culture™ and as evidenced by Emma Watson's HeForMe campaign, only men rape and are responsible for all rape.
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Understandably, Anheuser-Busch InBev has pulled this marketing slogan. In a recent statement, Alexander Lambrecht, Vice-President for Bud Light of Anheuser-Busch, said, "It's clear that this message missed the mark, and we regret it. We would never condone disrespectful or irresponsible behavior."

This is clearly not enough to assuage any guilt, much more must be done to show faith and penance to the Party. Monetary donations are in order - large donations! Possible recipients for any Capitalist Exploitation Units would be: Emma Watson's (worth US $60 million) HeForMe campaign, the Clinton Foundation, and/or Al Gore's carbon footprint.

Some male chauvinist pigs may have the gall to say that sometimes men are also raped and that plenty of women rape men and children, too. Many of those evil RethugliKKKans and Losertarians may even say that people should be able to defend themselves, as opposed to teaching only men not to rape.

It is against the current Truth to read any reports or research that show most rapes are committed by a small number of repeat offenders.

Once all men are taught not to rape, the Rape Culture™ and Patriarchy© that feeds off of it will finally die off.

Any comrade caught reading stories about women raping men, children, or other women will be sent to the Gulag tolerance camp. For further guidance on how to debate and reason with those evil non-feminists, here are some lessons from Kommissar Big Red:

Here are some aguments from typical RethugliKKKans, Losertarians, misogynists, incest supporters, rape apologists, and other miscellaneous Neanderthals . They are not to be viewed except through approved Party channels that will only deride the content and take any and all statements out of context.

Welcome to the kollektive, Comrade Rokossovksy, and keep the Cube rolling!

As to the subject matter, the soundtrack for this post should be the unforgettable "Warm Beer, Cold Women" by Tom Waits.

In case you can't understand the lyrics, luckily there are subtitles!

Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

Lev Termen wrote:Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

Drinking a large quantity of The People's Beet Vodka™ will not remove 'no' entirely from your vocabulary, but may just replace it with 'nyet'.

I will invite [color=#C0392B]Comrade Rokossovksy[/color], but most definitely [color=#C0392B]Lev Termen[/color], to my next [color=#0000ff]Tractor Barn #2[/color] party because [color=#C0392B]Lev[/color] wrote:Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

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Damn Comrade Rokossovksy... you are most quick-witted!

Are you a married man?
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Lev Termen wrote:Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

[img]images/clipart/Prog_On.gif[/img]Kamrades! It has been said (or at least I've heard the phrase) "mass produced beer is a kommunist plot."

...I, myself, have developed a taste for "Imperial" beers. The name is derived from the fact the ingredients were doubled for the same amount of water in the wort. Malt, hops and other brewing additives were off the chain! (so was the resultant alcohol content, for that matter) These beers were produced in Great Britain exclusively for the Russian royalty and the only way to taste them was to get an audience with the Czar. But, since the liquidation of the Czar, any proletarian can buy his own Imperial beer from any of dozens of micro breweries! (One such beer is Sweetwater Brewery's "Happy Ending" Imperial American Stout and, being a seasonal beer, supplies are limited in true kollektivist fashion!) Micro-brewed beer for the masses!

...But to the point komrades. Does anyone else here think feminist womyn should be denounced for spreading "rape kulture" propaganda, while at the same time vaulting Fifty Shades of Grey author E. L. James into the evil 1% by purchasing a book that has been exposed as a soft core bondage porn tome written so womyn can fantasize about being tied up and violated by an evil, rich, white, korporatist-kapitalist hater?Tovarisch Kamrades!

Why does that woman wear make-up? Isn't that submission to the patriarchy?

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Why does that woman wear make-up? Isn't that submission to the patriarchy?

I think that it's part of what Kommissar Big Red does to infiltrate the enemy. Or were you referring to Comrade Watson?

Red Square wrote:Welcome to the kollektive, Comrade Rokossovksy, and keep the Cube rolling!

As to the subject matter, the soundtrack for this post should be the unforgettable "Warm Beer, Cold Women" by Tom Waits.

In case you can't understand the lyrics, luckily there are subtitles!

Thanks Red Square, and thanks for correcting my spelling of womyn.I didn't mean to be so insensitive against womyn. I may have to be re-educated again to become more egalitarian. I'll do everything I can for the Party and glorious, continuous revolution.

Comrade Putout wrote: .
Damn Comrade Rokossovksy... you are most quick-witted!

Are you a married man?
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Nyet, still single.

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:.But to the point komrades. Does anyone else here think feminist womyn should be denounced for spreading "rape kulture" propaganda, while at the same time vaulting Fifty Shades of Grey author E. L. James into the evil 1% by purchasing a book that has been exposed as a soft core bondage porn tome written so womyn can fantasize about being tied up and violated by an evil, rich, white, korporatist-kapitalist hater?Tovarisch Kamrades!

IF any of you met Chanty Binx (a.k.a. Big Red) in person, what would you do? For anyone who's curious, I don't drink Budweiser.Red Trolley Ale is much better and also doesn't taste like piss.

Lev Termen wrote:Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

Eric Idle says that drinking Bud Light is like making love in a canoe.


Well, OK, he says drinking any kind of American beer is like making love in a canoe.
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It's f___ing close to water.

Is not removing 'NO' from one's vocabulary first lesson on becoming salesperson?

Comrades, it is with much authority and direction from the Administrative Ministry of INGSOC on Newspeak ™ , as I am their representative for collective 13987, that I bring to your attention that negative words and phrases are to be refrained from use and that indeed "NO" will soon, though the glory of Next Tuesday ™ , be removed from limiting our speech and will be replaced with plus good words such as ungood, acceptable outside the collective, or held back. The acceptable phrase for "no" is now officially "antiyes".
Further language comprehension can be completed within the joycamp 621, report now to become plus ready to share in the goodthink of Newspeak ™ .

Herr Lurkeroffen wrote:Is not removing 'NO' from one's vocabulary first lesson on becoming salesperson?

I always heard it was "Always Be Closing"... which makes sense if you want to pressure the customer your comrade into making the purchase before the product is no longer available due to store closure government takeover and redistribution.

I always enjoy a glass of wine each night, for health purposes, of course.

The other glasses provide me with witty repartée, in addition to very excellent dancing.

I absolutely hate beer. It always makes me feel as if I am infested with yeast. A bloating beverage.

I do, however, love Tom Waits. Somehow, with all his drunkenness, he actually sings on key. Now, that is a friggin miracle!

Herr Lurkeroffen wrote:Is not removing 'NO' from one's vocabulary first lesson on becoming salesperson?

According to Donald Trump, "I guess so" also means no.

Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote:

Lev Termen wrote:Well, it hasn't removed "no" from my vocabulary.

"Another Bud Light?"

"Good God, no. Isn't there any beer?"

Eric Idle says that drinking Bud Light is like making love in a canoe.


Well, OK, he says drinking any kind of American beer is like making love in a canoe.
..



It's f___ing close to water.

EEEEEEee-manuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel!

There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist!
Socrates himself was per-ma-nent-ly pissed!

John Stuart Mill of his own free will after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram!
And Rene Descarte was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am!"

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

Konservative_Punk wrote:

Herr Lurkeroffen wrote:Is not removing 'NO' from one's vocabulary first lesson on becoming salesperson?

According to Donald Trump, "I guess so" also means no.

Supporting the Single Payer mandate also means "no" to Trump.