All Dressed Up and No Revolution to Go To

Comrades! I am in Progressive Paradise! But my Party work uniform arrived tonight! I do not wish to come across as vain or competitive, but I just could not help but show off in my new Party attire. Please forgive the poor picture quality, the KGB is a bit underfunded in this collective. I simply can not wait to go out and denounce my coworkers tomorrow, entice young malleable minds into the Party, and Lenin help me, fend off the hot babes that will no doubt fall at my feet wishing me to be the father of their prole children.

I was a bit disappointed however, there was no free beets coupon included. That and I would prefer my shirt to be a nice KGB blue.


 

Apparently not all mail service is equal; tracking has mine departing Salt Lake at 2:53 pm. Maybe tomorrow I too will be sporting the latest cubist fashion.
 

Lucky....
 

I received my "I Voted for Obama and all I got was this lousy Hammer and Sickle" shirt Monday. I was asked "What's that suppose to mean" three times yesterday...None of them understood the Hammer and Sickle part. The next time I wear the shirt and get asked “What’s that suppose to mean” I’m going to say…It means you’re a Fu@king Dumb@ss!!!!
 

Maksim Maksimovich

Apparently not all mail service is equal; tracking has mine departing Salt Lake at 2:53 pm. Maybe tomorrow I too will be sporting the latest cubist fashion.

Of course comrade I was able to have my uniform sent Commissar Express. No doubt they red flagged my package when they saw my full title as well. It is one of the perks of being Honorary Vice Chairman you know? But I have to tell you, being Hon. Vice Chairman is not as glamorous as one might suppose. Cleaning up after the Chairman while SMO is on leave and Commissarka Pinkie out on a ledge, only adds to the strain. You would not believe the mess the Chairman can make after a night with the Empress, or after he is not treated with the proper respect by some sales girl when he is shopping for his beloved Hummels. Did I mention that he often drinks so much he forgets his being arrested and someone having to bail him out? Apparently most police departments do not recognize "Kennedy cops" in their jurisdiction. On the up side, I have been privy to seeing the basic techniques the Chairman can use to squeeze a contribution from some less enthusiastic contributer. It is a sheer act of art to see the Chairman squeeze the last penny, ruble, or even gift coupons from all walks of life, from rich corporate big wigs to poverty stricken girl scouts. I hope that one day I can see some of the techniques he uses on more complicated donors. I better go now before he wakes up.
 

(Left My brother Daniel, Other left myself)

Like brother like progressive. After my brother completed his college orientation, shoveling in a Nicaraguan work camp, he was rewarded with this standard state issue che-mart shirt along with party ration cards.
 

Comrade Hasan, it appears Bush has stolen your picture, or it has gone on a jihad and left you high and dry.
 

Sea Bass

I received my "I Voted for Obama and all I got was this lousy Hammer and Sickle" shirt Monday.
And no one got it? What a wonderful success. Next people will think that the barbed wire of a concentration camp is really a holiday camp. Oh wait. There's Butlins.

Next people will think that gas ovens are for heat.
 

Welcome to the Camp, you all know why you are here....
 

Obama! Obama! Obama!


 

Glorious Comrade Sea Bass! I see you went with the sleeveless to show off those muscles built up by hours on the shovel Digflex machine! Always a prole babe magnet!
 

Indeed!! I have decided to dig the ditches of our oppressed comrades. The guilt I feel has compelled me to take the shovel out of my Black and Brown comrades hands and do the digging for them…Ditch Digging Reparation Program for the Oppressed Minorities!!

I felt they needed even more time to pick that winning scratch off lottery ticket…Surely the time gained will help in picking a winner!! This will also give them more time in finding/accusing the evil whites of crimes that have not yet been uncovered.
 

Thank you Comrade Sea-Bass. I can now add big-gun envy to my already long list of phobias and other disorders. My Psychiatrist will have to be notified in order to update my medication.

-Mikhail
 

Mikhail, I find that I am envious of your list of envies. Why, me, I'm really sitting pretty good right now. Except for the occasional outbreak of show tunes in Rancho del Rio Grande, which I stop instantly, my life is really pretty good.

In fact, whom can I sue for feeling good? That's just not right.