In the past, the US military has used VERY LOUD, IRRITATING (to some) MUSIC as a method to get people to give up, such as when Manuel Noriega refused to surrender.


With Noriega, they played heavy-metal music. However, the people in CHAZ might enjoy that music, so here are a few of my suggestions that the National Guard or some other entity might play.

Note: The music must be played continuously, and non-stop for days, if not weeks for full effect.


Here are some of my suggestions:


Tiny Tim: Tip Toe through the Tulips




Slim Whitman: Indian Love Call





Hillary Clinton: I am sick and tired (running in endless loop)





Kasey Cisyk & Didi Conn - You Light up my Life




CW McCall - Convoy

Great idea and choices Komrade.

On the lines of 'the hair of the dog' in a philosophical realm of what they believe, this submission could be the cure played on a continuous loop for an undetermined period of time.

I'd give them some of their own medicine, the perfect song for 2020, From a Distance, here sung by it's writer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZv-AkG68TE&list=RDxZv-AkG68TE&index=1

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Great idea and choices Komrade.

On the lines of 'the hair of the dog' in a philosophical realm of what they believe, this submission could be the cure played on a continuous loop for an undetermined period of time.

Prog off: Decades ago a friend said that on "We're all Water," Yoko Ono sounds like a parrot having an orgasm.

Covfefe wrote: Prog off: Decades ago a friend said that on "We're all Water," Yoko Ono sounds like a parrot having an orgasm.

I'm afraid your friend is tone deaf. The parrot sounds much better than Yoko.

Eighth amendment to the Constitution does not allow use of Yoko Ono audio:

"Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted."

Excellent idea! I would like to recommend these Hillary remixes to the list. Imagine looping them over and over for CHAZ:

In this one, Hillary even barks:



And let's not forget Dear Leader....

(Quintessence of Whitey, a psy-op to deplete the CHAZniks)




(yet, Dear if-if-if-if Leader pwns (while Orange Man efficiently psy-ops His Majesty))

Yes, anything by Yoko Ono is enough to drive anyone insane. Yoko Ono blasting away all night and all day accompanied by some howitzers pounding away to keep the beat. I think that would make for a very enjoyable block party.

Napoleon XIV - They're coming to take me away

How about a rousing rendition of 'Ride of the Valkyries' played over megaphones during a helicopter flyover every sunrise and sunset?

Perhaps "How Much Is That Doggy in the Window"?

RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps "How Much Is That Doggy in the Window"?

uh, dear Komradette...
Want to stick it to the CHOPshticks - or just plain old bourgeois speciesist envy?


But Komrade Warren Peas (".. a rousing rendition of 'Ride of the Valkyries'..") has it gloriously right left korrekt!

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps "How Much Is That Doggy in the Window"?

uh, dear Komradette...
Want to stick it to the CHOPshticks - or just plain old bourgeois speciesist envy?


But Komrade Warren Peas (".. a rousing rendition of 'Ride of the Valkyries'..") has it gloriously right left korrekt!

(I love the sound of Walkürenritt in the morning - till eve, and deep into the night!)

Ride of the Valkyries? Do the citizens of Antifa Town surf? 'pelipsky didn't think so.

How about some other show tunes?





A daily barrage comin' from the speakers of Robert Duvall's chopper will clear the beaches of Antifa for a safe landing for all comrades to enjoy some R&R without masked Marxy Ladies to diminish the overall enjoyment of life with flamin' incendiaries.

Let's roll forelock tug...
'pelipsky

Staff Sergeant Barry Sadler - Ballad of the Green Berets

Perhaps "America the Beautiful"? Such as this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bs9ZvM8gQ

May I recommend а culturally appropriate performance of the Rasputin song in white face?

Who was that Russian guy that just sang vowel sounds? A never ending loop of that would be good fun.

That good old 2016 election night meltdown video played over and over again at blasting volume for their early morning alarm clock would give them a cheery wake up.

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Who was that Russian guy that just sang vowel sounds? A never ending loop of that would be good fun.

That good old 2016 election night meltdown video played over and over again at blasting volume for their early morning alarm clock would give them a cheery wake up.

I have just the marching band that might do the job.

None of that trash is music fit for the revolutionary spirit. It is all trash.

The only music worth even being called music is the music of Comrade Otis and the Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army Band!

My mother listened to something else once. Once.

They demand only Comrade Otis and the Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army Band music.

They shall enjoy each and every Comrade Otis and the Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army Band song!

It will take us several days and nights to go through our entire catalog of great Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army Band music.

Red Square wrote:I have just the marching band that might do the job.

Holy Kremlin! Commissarka Pinkie in Moscow? (minus shovel, plus flag?)

This ought to be the school solution...