An untapped labor pool




Sign them up for un-employment benefits, Welfare, Foodstamps and other progressive entitlements.
Then, have the Party seize that money from these dead fat cats and redistribute it to the rest of us.






Happily they will require billions in Health Care. Think of the money that will be spent to delay the putrification of all those valuable party members. Of course this will also require another large red-tape bureaucracy to run it.
This will be far easier to manage then health care for the living. The win-win situation for the Party is that Obama's socialized health care plan will ensure that many currently living proles will soon be converted into the vastly more reneweable Necro-Power!
The question is how soon before people die should they file for their Deadicare Card (See below)?? 1 or 2 years before they die or is one automatically issued at the time of death or at birth? Clearly we need to iron out just a few more details.



I propose we use them in other areas where voting is necessary. We could seat them on juries, school boards, city councils, anywhere there is a vote that needs to be cast for socialism! Some of you might think that appearance and odor would be a problem. Fear not!
Comrade357, I do applaud your idea to further the pace of Progress in this vast wasteland of freedom. I just believe we should put this untapped resource to good socialist work! An extra half-ration of beet for you!


Proletarian Robot
Happily they will require billions in Health Care. Think of the money that will be spent to delay the putrification of all those valuable party members. Of course this will also require another large red-tape bureaucracy to run it.Comrade Robot, I find myself wondering if you need a refresher course at the Karl Marx Re-Education Center. Do you imagine for a Leningrad second that the Party would actually spend OPM on such an expense? That is the sort of response the non-progressive money grubbing republican would expect from their money grubbing BIG Health insurance companies. It is one thing for the Party to appropriate OPM with the stated aim of spending it healing less equal party members, another thing altogether to actually spend this resource trying to heal aging oxygen consumers that quickly out live their usefulness. Now of course we do support large red-tape bureaucracies to provide "jobs" for less equal party members to keep them at a certain level of Marxist prosperity to qualm any counter-revolutionary thinking or activities, and because it gives a "face" for justifying our need for more OPM. But do you really believe the Party will use that OPM on costly medical treatments for these less equal masses much less on common proles and kulaks? When Inner Circle more equals such as myself need an extra sauna attached to my summer dacha? Should I have to wait for my gold plated Harley with baby seal skin seat just to take care of some one who comes down with cancer from eating at a McDonalds?
If this is so Comrade,. grab your shovel and report to the nearest detention station for your bus ride to the KMRC. Oh, and be sure to tell them Marshal Pupovich sent you.....I am eligible for Frequent Denunciation Credits for references.




Stalin for Time
Comrade357, I must disagree with you. If our NecroVoters are used for fuel, what is to stop the manyI propose we use them in other areas where voting is necessary. We could seat them on juries, school boards, city councils, anywhere there is a vote that needs to be cast for socialism! Some of you might think that appearance and odor would be a problem.
Sigh.... yet another Comrade that I must correct. Comrade Stalin for Time, while I admire your choice of namesakes, a tribute to my Uncle Iosef, I feel I should point out that there will be an exponentially decreasing need for necro voters now that the World of Next Tuesday has arrived, and the Obama risen. Sure, we will maintain a need for voters and the associated ceremonial rites. but let's face it, with only one candidate for any position, or non-conflicting propositions on any ballot, there really is no great need for a large number of voters. It is the percentage of votes that will count, and that will always be over 98%.


7.62 X 54 or perhaps just 308. No matter. I for one am glad to see you taking up the plight of the Dead Voter, Dead citizen. Accorn obvious has touched your life.
Being the head of a wonderful peoples Bureau, as the Commissar of kicking doors at Midnight, I am always looking for
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go see what
We are having a New Years Party tonight, I told them to


Obamissar Vodkavich The Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products, did well in rounding up Proles and shipping them to the Gulags with speed rarely seen. Not to mention put a nice Christmas tree air freshener, had a Prole wash, clean and wax my state issued ZIL. It is now my turn, I will be going with him for gulag inspection.
Perhaps we should expand the cross training, perhaps a Six Sigma approach is in order.
Yes I can see it now....


Red Star
Comrade 357, or now known as 7.62 Possible soon to be known as 7.62 X 39 or7.62 X 54 or perhaps just 308. No matter. I for one am glad to see you taking up the plight of the Dead Voter, Dead citizen. Accorn obvious has touched your life.
It would be 7.62x54r primarily. A glorious revolutionary round, one of the few good things to come from the oppressive imperialistic regime of the Czars.




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Comrade Robot, I find myself wondering if you need a refresher course at the Karl Marx Re-Education Center.Marshal Pupovich,
My
The re-education process consisted of being
My educational process went on for hours and hours. I was rather saddened that it took so long to sink-in with me. In comparison it only took just a few minutes to re-educate the former Hillary Clinton Democrats.
Now thanks to The Current TruthTM my previous erroneous statement of “Happily they will require billions in Health Care,” has now been changed to “Happily they will seemingly require billions in Health Care. Wikipedia has already made the historical adjustments.
The Party can now build large gleaming hospitals as part of its’ public works projects. They will be empty of course. They will be used merely as props by the party to display the Obamessiah’s concern for collective. They will not be staffed by any competent physicians because under Obama’s socialization no one wants to train for a minimum of 11 years to earn the same amount as the custodian. In fact the custodian will likely be promoted to the level for physician for reporting thought criminals. The end result of this process will be to generate the much needed Necro-Power to support the Party further.




And what's the bit about seeming to require billions in health care? We never estimate what something will cost because that's for other people to to. Socialized medicine? The next generation. Union pensions? The next generation. Responsibility? The next generation.
Just ask yourself: what would Nansky do? What would Harry do?
And then you know what a good progressive would do.
....Take a deep breath and don't put a gun against your head. Someone will pick up the pieces. You're a progressive after all, and that means never having to say you're sorry.


Rest assured Great leader, we have procured a plasma cutter and are going back when he least expects us. (We'll show him who's in charge!!!) (Demonic laughter).
Kind and Generous leader, it might please you to know, my goons are taking tap lessons, (At their own expense) they feel that is will be more amusing if they tap like Fred Aster Википедија, prior to kicking in a Rethuglicans door. One of my goons said to a victim, I dance like Danny (F@*%) Kay, Assh*@&. I informed him that was not polite. (Nothing I can stand Less than an Impolite Goon!!!)


And I very much like the idea of taking out Pupovich. He has claimed that he hasn't taught the birds to do talent shitting on the Rancho de Rio Grande but Pupovich is a Progressive, which means never having to say you're sorry. I trust him up to four seconds with my back turned but he didn't get to his level without leaving footprints on the heads of a lot of people.
Plasma cutter? Hmmm. I wonder if Che Gourmet could use that to make creme brulee as the final meal for the proles...


When it comes to untapped undead labor (or, for Commonweal(th) readers, undead Labour), the Hoodoo Gurus' mildly necrophobic song "Dig It Up" contains the following lyrics:
You can't bury love
You gotta dig it up
Just apply a little Change™ and "love" turns into labor or votes.
Some fellow oppressed worker has liberated a live version of the song with sound quality that, frankly, isn't quality:


Commissar Theocritus
Red Star, it is a wise decision for your goons to take tap lessons. This keeps them limber. Have you ever tried to take out say a break dancer? Your goons need to be limber then.And I very much like the idea of taking out Pupovich. He has claimed that he hasn't taught the birds to do talent shitting on the Rancho de Rio Grande but Pupovich is a Progressive, which means never having to say you're sorry. I trust him up to four seconds with my back turned but he didn't get to his level without leaving footprints on the heads of a lot of people.
Plasma cutter? Hmmm. I wonder if Che Gourmet could use that to make creme brulee as the final meal for the proles...
Commissar, Commissar,
Have you indulged in too much bloodletting lately? Why in Stalin's fantasies would you want proles to taste my unbelievably luscious creme brulee as a final meal? That is very expensive (at least the way I make it) and they are just lowly proles, after all. I could give them arsenic-laced chocolate pudding and they wouldn't be the wiser. Tsk...Tsk....man, are you going soft on me?
And I don't need to use a plasma cutter, but it does sound like an interesting tool for polishing the People's Silver Service. Besides, Red Star got into a huff the last time I appropriated one of his toys, and I don't need my door kicked in.....not if he knows what's good for him.......spits and pushes prole into a steaming vat of gruel.......


Che Gourmet
Commissar Theocritus
but it does sound like an interesting tool for polishing the People's Silver Service. Besides, Red Star got into a huff the last time I appropriated one of his toys, and I don't need my door kicked in.....not if he knows what's good for him.......spits and pushes prole into a steaming vat of gruel.......Che my Friend, I apologized to you, and I am sorry for blaming you. We both did not immediately know it was Bruno and Billy Bubba Klinton playing with spray cans,
"I suspect Pupovich gave them to him", besides the Proles were able to scrub the pictures they painted off the helicopter. I told you you were welcome to use it anytime you wanted. And I would never kick in your door, Well most likely would not, Ok as long as you keep giving me Blueberry Muffins you don't have to worry about it.


The peanut soup will be made this week, I believe. I will boil and shred some chicken (no, not some poseur revolutionary, although all cultures being equal and Gaia polluted with our species, that's a possibility) to throw in it as well.


First, to cut proles into little tiny bits the next time that we have an election that won't work out the right way. That is before elections are banned.
Second, Meow has put in steel doors on his dacha. And those Hummels are winking at me.
And Che, the creme brulee would not have to be made of expensive ingredients. All that excess milk from the subsidized northeast, you know, that we're paying for.


Commissar Theocritus
Comrades, I think that I have found more uses for a plasma cutter.Meow has put in steel doors on his dacha. And those Hummels are winking at me.
Consider it done Kind and Fearless leader, My Goons are in route, they have been instructed to Liberate the "You know whats" and not as much as a scratch, or we test new uses of a plasma cutter.
I also instructed them to leave some clues of who


After all, if you have a hammer, all problems need a hammer. And we have a plasma cutter.
Now I'm thinking of getting a Jaws of Life. Any ideas?


Do you mean a Jaws of Progressive Life? If I remember, Jaws was Brezhnev's favorite banned movie.

