Enjoy without moderation our Glorious Holiday Prime^tm!

Red clad Socialist suspected in record-setting home invasion spree! -- WSJ

Socially Deviant Cultists mark birth of supposed Deity with murdered trees, selfish gorging! -- NYT

Keith Olberman to donate all awards and accolades to the Bush Library in thanks for 8 great years! -- LAT

"Exsisto praeclarus ut invicem"

(Kudos Points to the correct interpretation)

Praise Commisar Claus and his mission of universal socialism and monitoring of the capitalists! This is a prime example of The Great Redistribution, where the Agents of the Redistribution Collective will enter homes and redistribute as they see fit based on their lists. Already the Agent knows if people have been "naughty" or "nice", and the monitoring will be increased until their every activity is known to the benevolent State, thus ensuring a proper redistribution of all wealth.

Comrade Innostranyi, I claim the Kudos points for interpreting your text as "Be Excellent To Each Other" I trust these points will be redistributed as the State sees fit.

May his benevolence be as an eternal wellspring!

Your Kudos Points have been given over to the inexplicably deserving Union of Socialist Teachers. They plan to spend them on their long-awaited pilgrimage to the Dachas of Yuryung-Khaya, Siberia!


Witness the gnashing of the Bourgeois Capitalist Teeth!

Bah, humbug! This is not TRUE socialism Comrades, for S. Claus is only GIVING goods, he is not TAKING them from the capitalist imperialist war-mongers in order to do so. This is DISTRIBUTION not redistribution. In point of fact, all of the goods Claus distributes are made by oppressed elves who work under slave-labor conditions. We must organize these elves in a revolt against the robber baron Claus and overthrow him. Then, we stage a show trial before we imprison Claus for his crimes against society. It's good that he lives at the North Pole as he is already close to Siberia. Merry Elf Liberation Day!

Nyet, Comrade O.O.T.P!

I have it on very reliable intelligence that Chairman Kringle in fact strategically manipulates shipping route documents to secretly overstock warehouses around the world.
Then as the Holiday Prime^tmapproaches, the "elves" (who are actually dissidents, enemies of State, and the permanently malcontent living in Siberia [close to the North Pole, eh?]) repay the State for their selfish hate-filled actions by filling the Sleigh of Economic Justice!

He is a double-agent posing as a Money Grubbing Whore of Commercialism posing as a People's Champion!

Playing to both sides, he garners support from whomever we require.

By all means reinforce the illusion by mocking his Patriotism.

How do you look in green tights?