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Barack to the Future!
1/26/2011, 4:29 pm

Faster than a speeding biplane, more powerful than an oxcart...it's choo choo train!
Yes, Obama is scrapping that dumb old space shuttle and letting the struggling airlines struggle in favor of a transcontinental monorail. And if you think boarding the train will be any easier than getting through the airport, I guarantee the soon to be unionized TSA will be right there to touch your junk.
Yup, business isn't moving overseas because of union demands, regulations and taxation. No, it's because we don't have high speed rail service. Those commercial airlines just aren't fast enough to get around.
What next Obama, Zeppelins?
Yes, Obama is scrapping that dumb old space shuttle and letting the struggling airlines struggle in favor of a transcontinental monorail. And if you think boarding the train will be any easier than getting through the airport, I guarantee the soon to be unionized TSA will be right there to touch your junk.
Yup, business isn't moving overseas because of union demands, regulations and taxation. No, it's because we don't have high speed rail service. Those commercial airlines just aren't fast enough to get around.
What next Obama, Zeppelins?
1/26/2011, 4:40 pm

All work on high speed train network will be subcontracted to a very bright, compassionate, and reliable captain of industry James Taggart at Taggart Transcontinental. What can go wrong?
And even if anything does go wrong, there will always be his sister Dagny Taggart to help us out.
Replacing diesel locomotives with alternative energy-powered engines will be all the rave, whether its ethanol or clean coal. A system of shovel-ready tunnels is being built as we speak. Everything is being done by the book.
The light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced with an incandescent light bulb.
And even if anything does go wrong, there will always be his sister Dagny Taggart to help us out.
Replacing diesel locomotives with alternative energy-powered engines will be all the rave, whether its ethanol or clean coal. A system of shovel-ready tunnels is being built as we speak. Everything is being done by the book.
The light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced with an incandescent light bulb.
1/26/2011, 4:54 pm
Komrade !!!! The Light at the end of the tunnel will be an energy efficient LED bulb powered by rainbow colored non poluting unicorn farts..........Red Square wrote:The light at the end of the tunnel will be replaced with an incandescent light bulb.
1/26/2011, 5:02 pm

Comrades,
You are not paying attention to dates.... If it were not for the evil kapitalist pig Ronny Raygun de-funding our glorious Soviet SLV Kalinsky ER-22 Yak-40 (no relation to the P-38 Space Quadulator) the future would have been ours... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Soviet Train is progressive future comrades....
You are not paying attention to dates.... If it were not for the evil kapitalist pig Ronny Raygun de-funding our glorious Soviet SLV Kalinsky ER-22 Yak-40 (no relation to the P-38 Space Quadulator) the future would have been ours... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Soviet Train is progressive future comrades....
1/26/2011, 5:11 pm

"Win the future!" Barack Obama said this many times in the State of Union address last night.
Win the future. The Great Engineer is at the throttle. Get your tickets here. The future is ours to win. Join the future!
It did me well to hear that inspiring refrain.
All aboard!
Win the future. The Great Engineer is at the throttle. Get your tickets here. The future is ours to win. Join the future!
It did me well to hear that inspiring refrain.
All aboard!
1/26/2011, 5:28 pm

Yeah, you commies think people "win the future." Only a Lefty would say it like that. Everyone that actually has to work and create knows that the future is something that is built with hard work, self discipline, and lots of sweat and toil. Leave it to a lazy leftwing commie pinko egghead like Obama to make human progress sound like lottery winnings or a prize you'd find in a crackerjack box.
1/26/2011, 5:49 pm

I denounce Comrade Halliburton! He/she/it is no doubt one of those "top 2%"-ers who greedily want to hang on to what they rightfully earned is in fact The Children's™ money.
Comrade H, please get your shovel and report to Dear Leader's Bullet to the head Train Station!
Comrade H, please get your shovel and report to Dear Leader's Bullet to the head Train Station!
1/26/2011, 6:16 pm
Bah!!!

Proletariat Peabody wrote:Comrade H Your Majesty, please get your shovel and report to Dear Leader's Bullet to the head Train Station!
Bah!!!
1/26/2011, 8:10 pm

Comrade Red Square,
There is no such thing as CLEAN COAL. Mountains have to be dug out to get to it, and mountains have feelings, too. The trains of tomorrow will use glorious wind and solar technology, and will travel the pace of our engineered economy.
There is no such thing as CLEAN COAL. Mountains have to be dug out to get to it, and mountains have feelings, too. The trains of tomorrow will use glorious wind and solar technology, and will travel the pace of our engineered economy.
1/26/2011, 8:13 pm

https://hotair.com/archives/2011/01/26/obamateurism-of-the-day-436/
I only wish I lacked the scruples to take credit for that.
Also, a President who spends as much time talking about the new Internet age as Obama did in his speech last night might have considered that the acronym for his cool new slogan is … WTF.
I only wish I lacked the scruples to take credit for that.
1/26/2011, 8:42 pm

Win The Future.... WTF?Comrade Otis wrote:"Win the future!" Barack Obama said this many times in the State of Union address last night.
Win the future. The Great Engineer is at the throttle. Get your tickets here. The future is ours to win. Join the future!
It did me well to hear that inspiring refrain.
All aboard!
1/26/2011, 10:04 pm

Comrade RocknRoll Czar has touched on the main theme of Dear Leader Obama's State of the Unions speech. The crystal clarity of his brilliance was unfortunately lost on millions of younger members who never heard of Sputnik.
Let me be perfectly clear:
To arrive at the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday we must embrace the mind set of the Glorious past. Namely the 1950's. Yes, Comrades, "Back to the Future". I know what you're thinking Comrades, the 50's were rife with many ills, but there were many good things:
Jobs
Jobs were plentiful. More importantly, most Americans worked for large corporations. The inherent evil of those corporations was held in check by powerful and watchful Unions. It was a time of win-win for all.
Civility
It was a time of great civility. I remember the Cleaver family. Ward and June Cleaver had two sons: Wally and the Beaver. Wally, the oldest, had a friend named Eddie Haskell. Eddie was always getting the boys in to trouble like breaking a window, but he always treated Ward and June with civility. He would say things like;"How are you today Mr.Cleaver" or "You look lovely today Mrs. Cleaver". Civility in those days wasn't just confined to the 13 inch, black and white TV, it was widespread.
Belief
Citizens believed in their Government. They knew that our elected officials worked hard for the betterment of all Americans. The most respected of all was the President. So what if the President took time off to play golf? The People knew he was hard at work for them.
Citizens believed the Main Stream Media. They read newspapers, they watched the evening news religiously. There was never a doubt about the media. If Walter Cronkite said it, it was Gospel.
Let me be perfectly clear:
To arrive at the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday we must embrace the mind set of the Glorious past. Namely the 1950's. Yes, Comrades, "Back to the Future". I know what you're thinking Comrades, the 50's were rife with many ills, but there were many good things:
Jobs
Jobs were plentiful. More importantly, most Americans worked for large corporations. The inherent evil of those corporations was held in check by powerful and watchful Unions. It was a time of win-win for all.
Civility
It was a time of great civility. I remember the Cleaver family. Ward and June Cleaver had two sons: Wally and the Beaver. Wally, the oldest, had a friend named Eddie Haskell. Eddie was always getting the boys in to trouble like breaking a window, but he always treated Ward and June with civility. He would say things like;"How are you today Mr.Cleaver" or "You look lovely today Mrs. Cleaver". Civility in those days wasn't just confined to the 13 inch, black and white TV, it was widespread.
Belief
Citizens believed in their Government. They knew that our elected officials worked hard for the betterment of all Americans. The most respected of all was the President. So what if the President took time off to play golf? The People knew he was hard at work for them.
Citizens believed the Main Stream Media. They read newspapers, they watched the evening news religiously. There was never a doubt about the media. If Walter Cronkite said it, it was Gospel.
1/26/2011, 10:39 pm
Most Equal of Comrades - Did you have the same horrifying dream that I had?

Red Square wrote:I saw the future and ran away.
Most Equal of Comrades - Did you have the same horrifying dream that I had?
1/26/2011, 10:47 pm

The Great Engineer?
Nooooo.....The Great Mimeswiper! Obama saved a forest by not writing a new speech.
He did it For The Trees™ and For The Children™.
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Nooooo.....The Great Mimeswiper! Obama saved a forest by not writing a new speech.
He did it For The Trees™ and For The Children™.
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1/27/2011, 12:20 am

Oh no! Now we'll have to wear "Vote WTF Democrat" buttons. Nobody's going to vote for WTF. Has everybody gone crazy?
Oh man.
Oh man.
1/27/2011, 1:35 am

Comrades,
Did you notice how "shovel ready" the SotU speech was? As soon as Dear Leader arrived, he started shoveling immediately! It did not smell like a rose garden, but more like a stock yard!
The more he shoveled, the stronger the fragrence became!
Did you notice how "shovel ready" the SotU speech was? As soon as Dear Leader arrived, he started shoveling immediately! It did not smell like a rose garden, but more like a stock yard!
The more he shoveled, the stronger the fragrence became!
1/27/2011, 2:23 am
Comrade Tooooooooorrrrrriiiiiiiisssssskkkkkkyyyyy!
At least give me credit for crediting the ingenious failsafe failproof aspect of the Progressive Agenda exemplified by the Cube:
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Our "Freezing (the current rate of growth in) Spending" will be swallowed hook, line and sinker by the "independents" and will make them stop listening to the reich-wing rabble. CBS has already told us that "92%" of Amerians were completely satisfied with my speech and my "Freeze ... Spending" strategy. What more could we hope for?
--Fearless Leader

Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Comrades,
Did you notice how "shovel ready" the SotU speech was? As soon as Dear Leader arrived, he started shoveling immediately! It did not smell like a rose garden, but more like a stock yard!
The more he shoveled, the stronger the fragrence became!
Comrade Tooooooooorrrrrriiiiiiiisssssskkkkkkyyyyy!
At least give me credit for crediting the ingenious failsafe failproof aspect of the Progressive Agenda exemplified by the Cube:
.
Our "Freezing (the current rate of growth in) Spending" will be swallowed hook, line and sinker by the "independents" and will make them stop listening to the reich-wing rabble. CBS has already told us that "92%" of Amerians were completely satisfied with my speech and my "Freeze ... Spending" strategy. What more could we hope for?
--Fearless Leader
1/27/2011, 2:52 am

And here in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, we are working night and day to control both the past and the future. As we speak, the future is being redefined to ensure the new past will work properly. Stay tuned for further developments!Red Square wrote:Those who control the past, control the future.
1/27/2011, 3:18 am

The motto of historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know..."Colonel 7.62 wrote:Stay tuned for further developments!
1/27/2011, 3:48 am

In the old days, we had to send razor blades and new pages to glue into the People's Encyclopedia where the incorrect ones were cut out. Today, we have photosphop and many glorious editing tools. History can be corrected at the push of a button. Most glorious.
1/27/2011, 12:09 pm

Obviously, this is what dearest Leader is proposing. Green Energy Trains produced by Government Motors GM and GE.
1/27/2011, 5:50 pm

All hail WTF!
Now even if I am completely stone drunk sleep in I can get to my government services appts. on time!
Now even if I am completely stone drunk sleep in I can get to my government services appts. on time!
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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