LOS ANGELES: “California has reached the breaking point...” says Tim Draper. No one would dispute that California, home to 38 million people, is full of rivalries and squabbling. Dodgers or Giants. Tacos or sushi. Where water goes, and how much of it."

But Silicon Valley venture capitalist, Comrade Tim “The Divisor” Draper, has a plan. “Let's divide California into 6 smaller states,” he suggests, “Not only could we send 10 new senators in Washington, but we'd add 5 new state governments to the west coast! Think of the bureaucracies, the hiring, the expansion of agencies...it's mind boggling!”

Draper recommends dividing California regionally, including establishing a state called Silicon Valley in which he will live. By random selection, his state would include San Francisco and nearby counties that are home to technology giants like Facebook and Apple.

“It's the luck of the draw.” Draper insisted in a recent interview. “I know our state will be a bit top heavy with geeks and businesses, but they have to live somewhere. We'll just have to deal with it somehow.”

Captain Craptek, perhaps it would be far better to divide California into three states North California ( the sequined bell bottom crowd, who generally create blood curdling screams at the mention of Raygun's name ), California ( they still remember to put flowers on Che's grave, consider Valerie Plame as the new Ann Frank ) and Mexifornia ( most people in the north just refuse to assimilate Spanish ). Although, dear leader may be confused.

Obviously, this is all merely a step toward the fulfillment of Comrade President Emperor MompantsOnFire's prophecy of 57 states.

And I foresee a day, a glorious day, when all 57 shall become one: the United Soviet States of Obama!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Obviously, this is all merely a step toward the fulfillment of Comrade President Emperor MompantsOnFire's prophecy of 57 states.

And I foresee a day, a glorious day, when all 57 shall become one: the United Soviet States of Obama!

ROCKing Comrade,

It's true. The Tim Draper solution would get us to 55 states. Next would come the new state of "DC" with the slogan - The Gimme State. Finally, there's Puerto Rico, the Isletakeit State - for a grand total of 57, just as Dear Leader predicted! Amazing!

Only Dear Leader (PBUH) can draw the red lines that may delineate boundaries, to properly redistribute and gerrymander and get away with it.

Down with the Megastate! Equal Electoral Votes For ALL!

Comrades,

Crapifornia should be divided into three states because of three major cities.
all of these are controlled by the left, except for San Diego. That is only a temporary setback. The left still controls the city council. Northern California controlled by San Francisco, Central California controlled by Los Angeles, and Southern California controlled by San Diego.