I was perusing a fascinating Blog, CollectiveWishes (The People's Cube is the best of course). Anyway I found this video which, Candle (the author) found as an example of an earth enemy. I see her point in a population control kind of way. Some of Candle's thought patterns are somewhat odd but fundamentally she holds collective membership - I think. Thought police should be dispatched to evaluate further.

So it came to me, in a collectively compassionate way, what this woman needs is the MTE.


Apparently not all collectivists are created alike (but equal). Here is a funeral of sorts that Candle finds significant (which is an example of why a Thought Patrol is necessary). But these people could be useful. Face it, we fed that lazy bunch of Cubans for years.

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Just between you and me. call me an old fogie, but I hope this is not the future of The People's Collectivism.

Comrade, nobody needs the MTE more than this babe magnet.

Trees? I'm still crying for my namesake Dear Vladimir Lenin. Boohoo, Boohoo, Boohoo, and Dear Stalin, Boohoo, Boohoo, Boohoo. And Mao, Boohoo, and Pol Pot, Boohoo. And now, I'm getting all weepy for the future loss of the MTE, Boohoo, Boohoo spit, spit, barf, barf.

Why do Mao and Pol Pot rate only a single "boohoo" Leninka? Are you showing undue favoritism? Dare I say deviationism? Are you willfully invoking the dark days of the Sino-Soviet breach? I ask only out of concern for your ideological purity.

There's no one like the original and his disciple. It all started with him, one snowy night in October of 1917. If only I was there. I feel like I was born at the wrong time. Just think how glorious it would have been to have lived through both of their glorious reigns.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrade, nobody needs the MTE more than this babe magnet.

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I'm thinking a combination of fertilization drugs and Goat Gonad Soup.

At which time I would like to offer this medical advice:
The veracity of this procedure is questionable - the imagery - unquestionable. Regrettably the photographic proof has been temporarily misplace.

ThePeoplesComrade said;
"Just between you and me. call me an old fogie, but I hope this is not the future of The People's Collectivism."

Re:Earth First
No it's not. Sorry about that Comrades. A few members of the NC Collective took my teachings a bit far. I had no idea what they were up to when I granted them a small leave. Thank you PeoplesComrade for bringing this to my attention. I thought it was a bit odd when I saw many of them weeping and beating drums for the beet plants that didn't grow. Now I know.................

ALA ZEG! I want to be of denouncement of the Earth First peoples silliness! How can they be of such sobbing when they to be of thick tree surroundedness? They not even to know what real naked landscape to be of looking like!

HA! They should be of seeing such view of the cave of my residing then they to know what real crying game to be. I can not be of imagination if they to be having to be living in such place as this. Maybe then they would be of jumping off such mountain tops! Now such as my landscape is what can be of crying for.


LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

THE TREES!! THE TREES!!! WHY THERE TO BE NO TREES??!! WHO HAS BEEN OF DEADENING THE TREES???!!!

As for her Highness, it would be of appearance that she to be of perfect candidateness for being instrument of fatwa for mens drinking of the women's milk. She to have more teets than of me and all underwives in combination.

And the Dr John Brinkley is of being a thief to my country peoples who have always been of knowing such things - most special when the good Fraulein Pulloskies was of first bringing such things to the attention. I say we must be of redistribution of any monies he was to be receiving from sale of such important book!

TREE FREAKS? I am thinking dear comrades spent a few too much time in Obama FEMA Reeducation Camp ™ or perhaps Jiffy-Lobo was on the fritz? Don't go into misunderstanding!! I am most adoremenship of trees but, well, of honestness, glorious gulag is made of ... trees lumber. (is that OK to say??!!)

Masses of baby's made to chuckle . . . but have they not heard of earthly overpopulations? Maybe they should be dropping one or two off at a Recycling Center.

Fraulein Pulloskies -

Esteemed Duchess! I think your contribution to the awareness of the issues related to redistributing endowments among lowly serfs by their overlords has warranted an upgrade of your avatar.

Here's a smaller version:
Or would you rather have this one? (Perhaps on special State Holidays?)

I AM SO THRILLED AND SO FULL OVERJOYEDNESS, I AM ALMOST SPEECHLESS... WORDLESS! Many grandiose thank yous!

Fraulein Pulloskies said;
[highlight=#ffff99]"TREE FREAKS? I am thinking dear comrades spent a few too much time in Obama FEMA Reeducation Camp ™ or perhaps Jiffy-Lobo was on the fritz?"[/highlight]

No problem Frau. I took the whole group for a Jiffy-Lobo Special and they're all fine now. Yes, happily working in the beet fields. I had to disable the collective's TV though. The Gulf oil spill would have been too much for them to handle. I just keep telling them that the Obamasiah and the Goracle are finally healing the planet and they're good with that.

Love the Avatar upgrade.

ThePeoplesComrade,
Just think..............those laughing babies are going to be reaping the full benefit of our Socialist Utopia. They'll all be laughing then, eh Comrade?

I've never seen our beloved MTE so splendidly displayed. Talk about the Government Teat!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:TREE FREAKS? I am thinking dear comrades spent a few too much time in Obama FEMA Reeducation Camp ™ or perhaps Jiffy-Lobo was on the fritz? Don't go into misunderstanding!! I am most adoremenship of trees but, well, of honestness, glorious gulag is made of ... trees lumber. (is that OK to say??!!)

Masses of baby's made to chuckle . . . but have they not heard of earthly overpopulations? Maybe they should be dropping one or two off at a Recycling Center.

Fraulein,

Congratulations on the upgrade. It is most befitting, however, it seems to me that Comrade Red Square may have been tampering with your cleavage. Or, at least it looks as if he plunged your neckline to further depths. Or perhaps it's just an illusion, so don't mind me.

But in the meantime, do you know that a tree died so that Comrade Red Square could have a stick upon which to mount that sign? Just something to ponder. Don't lose sleep over it. I'm on tree tear shedding patrol tonight.

Leninka

Are you suggesting that the Fraulein had a *gasp* BOOB job like that b!tch from Alaska???

THAT IS WHY I HAD THE GLORIOUS RED SQUARE to cover bulging endowments... now exposed to the world.
NO, Obamugabe, my endowments remain as they remained... ENDOWED.... and exposed.

A tree died?? sweet fancy gulags... now those tree huggers will be looking for me!!! (quick, someone give me Red Squares address for I might divert their attentions!)

Comrade Frau,
At least you won't have to worry about the NC group. They're safely here under my tender, kind control and their newly installed tracking chips (at Jiffy-Lobo) are singing loud and clear.

Fraulein, you've graduated from Bourgeoise to Booboise.

(Was that an earthquake?)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Fraulein, you've graduated from Bourgeoise to Booboise.

(Was that an earthquake?)

*%$#@!!!!!! BOURGEOISIE. I AM OF DUCHESS DESCENT! ROYALTY, YOU HEAR... ROYALTY!! Although, I do not brag or mention of such lowly things since I am a proud humble Prog.... and you people need to get over googling my well endowments!

I must denounce this rising tide of mammary manipulation.
Ура, товарищи!
Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!
(whatever that means)

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:I must denounce this rising tide of mammary manipulation.
Ура, товарищи!
Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!
(whatever that means)

I'm glad you asked. Many a comrade have placed Russian words here pretending to be speaking the Mother tongue. But most of those have been badly misspelled, misused, and grammatically convoluted.

That is why we placed two KORREKT phrases into the "People's Karakters" dropdown of the editor for those who like to emblazon their messages with fiery slogans written in Cyrillic. These are authentic slogans used by the official Party announcers during the regularly scheduled massive demonstrations in support of the unity between the Party and the People.

Ура, товарищи! = Hurray, comrades! (UrAh, tovArishchi!)

Вперёд, к победе коммунизма! = Forward, toward the victory of communism! (VperyOd, k pobEde komunEEzma!

This endless discussion of the MTE makes me nostalgic for real HOPE, one of whose co-stars inspired a variation of his theme song: "Thanks for the Mammaries."
(via American Digest)
--KOOK

Fraulein I am also to be of congratulating you on your new roBUST Avatar. As simple wife of second in command to OBL, I am of certainness he would be of much disfavor should I ever be as daring with such enTITlements.

Obamugabe wrote:Leninka

Are you suggesting that the Fraulein had a *gasp* BOOB job like that b!tch from Alaska???

Of course not. I can see quite clearly that Fraulien's bazooms are not only real, it is Comrade Red Square of whom I am suspicious. He does have a tendency to tinker with the PhotoShop when no one else in the collective is looking, and he has a knack for using visual trickery to mess with our heads.

Comrades please cease all the booburgeoisie speech. It will come to no good.

People's Comrade I notice your avatar seems to be reaching out, as if to squeeze and caress something. In other words, you doth protest too much.

Leninka, I believe Palin was overheard to say "I can see the Fraulein's endowments from my house." Afterward, she ran out to get an upgrade of her own. She's such a copycat.

Whoopie, I think you are reading too much into the People's Comrade's avatar. That hand is being extended to the masses. It is reaching out to seize huge tracts of land for the People's pleasure. It is endowing bounty and going the extra mile--if I may use a sports metaphor, it has rounded first and is trying to reach second base. It is trying to lift the masses and separate the stolen riches from the Capitalist oppressors.

Personally, I think you are just being too picky.