CAPTION & PHOTOSHOP: Obama, Guns, and Skeetergate


To shame the non-believers, the White House released a photo of President Obama shooting a gun - with a warning that "the photograph may not be manipulated in any way."
However, knowing the proggish propensity to manipulate images, how do we know this picture hasn't been manipulated and that the original image didn't look like this?

The People's Cube collective responded to the challenge immediately.
Below is, perhaps, the best and largest collection of Obama bitterly clinging to his gun and clay pigeons...


It is a good thing you didn't Photoshop a fly onto the photo!


Obanana: "It's okay. It's just his head."


The Christian thing about Obama is his weapons are Holy.


THIS is how stupid Obama and his handlers think you are:
The White House has released a picture purporting to show Barack Obama “skeet shooting” at Camp David. — An activity he claims he does “all the time.”
Skeet targets are launched up into the sky. Notice the moron shown in the photo above is shooting straight ahead.
Our nation requires a president. Notice the moron shown in the photo above.


"For someone who "shoots all the time" as Obama claims, there are some SERIOUS problems with this pic.
First off, his stance is HORRIBLE. The elbow of his stock arm is WAY too low and the butt of the stock is way too high on his shoulder.
Secondly, his line of sight is too low.
Also, he's not leaning forward enough, his cheek is too tight to the stock and his stance is too narrow and he should be leaning forward from the waist.
In other words, this is a person who has hardly, if ever, shot a shotgun. Shooting all the time like this would make for a very bruised and sore cheek and shoulder regularly. So much for his "I shoot skeet all the time" load of BS.
Furthermore:
There is also no sign of any recoil. The shotgun is a magnaported Browning Citori, so the blast from the top of the barrel would be correct, BUT, modern ammo does NOT smoke like that. That means that these are either black powder blanks, or the smoke is photoshopped. This is nothing more than a posed and possibly photoshopped photo-op to fool the fools.
Rock on, president poseur!"
The comments on Michelle Malkin's Facebook page are also delightful :)



President Obama said, "I used to do skeet-shooting all the time, but I didn't like the taste of seet, so my huntin' buddies introduced me to snipe hunting and taught me the two most importnt things: First, how to lure the snipes into firing range by making the special call "Heeerrree, snipe" while walking though the woods, and Second, keep my finger on the trigger with my gun-barrel pointed toward the ground immediately in front of me."
--KOOK


You should't have a gun, Mr. President Obama -- You'll shoot your eye out.
--KOOK


Stop the bull, shoot him again he is still moving.








Obama Fudd?



From Twitter...





Various angles used with shotguns: ducks / geese, skeet / clay pigeons, Republicans...








Thanks to C. Dunn for the idea!












After President Obama confided to the American people that he "shoots skeets all the time," Americans naturally longed to see a picture of their Leader doing so, and therefore, to accomodate such understandable desires by his adoring subjects, the White House published a picture of President Obama shooting his gun even though his aim seemed dangerously low for shooting skeets, but in publishing such photo, the White House also decreed that no one could modify or use the photograph in any manner other than to honor the President. Naturally, the infamous Red Square, the inventor of the ingenious Peoples Cube an the First Among Equals at ThePeoplesCube.Com dared to create a photoshopped version of such photograph that mocked the President, which action, of course, caused widespread riots and also enraged all Progressive Americans, who then immediately demanded justice for this transgression. Promptly thereafter, Law Enforcement authorities apprehended the infamous photoshopper. When right-wingers and tea-party types staged mass demonstrations against such arrest and protested to the State Department, Hillary Clinton, who was still cleaning out her drawers (from a panic attack) issued a terse, nunc pro tunc statement scolding the protestors by asking: "What, at this point, does it matter?" http://PoliticalXray.Com created this video about http://ThePeoplesCube.Com .







Granted, he seems to have no idea what he’s doing in this photo, either—but at least there’s some sense of action.









From The Looking Spoon - "The rest of the story."


It's a pity that Comrade T. Kennedy is no longer among the living, is it not?




UPDATE:
Media immediately follows Obama's orders to mock anyone who questions authenticity of skeet shooting photo

Jay Carney: Mock those who mock Obama!


So, you have seen the People's Cube skeet shooting photoshops?



--KOOK










Dedhedvedev
I hear Obama is an expert Marx-man.Comrade Dedhedvedev,
A bull's-eye for you (on your back, of course, as is The Party Custom for all members of the Proletariat):

Here's an un-photoshopped picture of President Obama practicing his Marxmanship by shooting SKEETS: Subversive Kulaks Eschewing Each Tuesday's Sychophanticficationism.
Comrade Dedhedvedev, it's a good thing you're low in the picture and facing him so he can't see that target on your back for your "Bull's Eye" (sometimes known as Hitting the Nail on the Head).


Even Wile E. Coyotevitch is afraid.


























He's a natural.








I was most honored when Obama asked me to act like William Tell's son and hold up my shovel for him to shoot at. I'll spare you the details but I will say how grateful I am for Obamacare.
You can also see the graphic here however since it was designed with inner-party members in mind it's only visible with display resolution higher than 1440, so as usual most proles are out of luck.


Being guitar oriented, I recently upgraded my Soviet era monitor with SovTek™ vacuum tubes, which I
All of which to say, I pretty much have to turn out most of the lights in the house, but once I do I can see your graphic in all its glorious splendor (just a bit faded).


In other news,




This is sad day in the history of Peoples Propaganda.... I actually popped a cockled tear in my hurt and disgust.... and to think... just today Comrade Obama reached out for a kinda, gentler NFL with no concussions.... we should be ashamed... I can't stop crying....
Your Cockled Commissar,
RR




























Shooting Psycho style!








Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Air Rifle






2001: Nous sommes tous americains!
2006: We are all Harry Whittington!
2013: We are all skeet!






