The popular weekly horror / medical drama "COVID" has been renewed for a third season.  Starring Anthony Fauci as the lying anti-hero Dr. Needles and Rochelle Walensky as soulless bureaucrat Ms. Blankenslate, the show has been popular in the US and around the world since its first season in 2020.  It centers around the exploits of these two main characters as they conspire to gain fame and fortune leading the containment efforts for a mysterious virus called COVID.  The main symptoms are brain fog and the nearly complete loss of analytical reasoning ability.  Victims also experience a strong impulse to cover their face with cloth.

Season one nearly ended with the complete destruction of civilization, but the world was saved in the finale by the mysterious "orange man" who created a vaccine in his underground lab and rolled it out in the nick of time.

In the second season, the main characters have been trying to convince the world that another COVID outbreak is occurring, code-named "OMICRON."  It also brought a little levity with the introduction of "Ruprecht" - an old man with dementia who thinks he's the President of the United States, played by the well-known method actor Joe Biden.

The third season promises more political intrigue as another wave of disease hits the US, but no one seems to take it seriously.  This new threat has the rather silly name "DELTACRON", which might mean the show is starting to take itself a bit less seriously.

I'm holding out for COVID: REQUIEM.

Rocky 28 will pit the Corpse of Rocky (not to be confused with Obummer's corpse-men) against Covid Pi-Rho-Omicron-Gamma or Covid-PROG.

The CDC will retroactively declare Rocky's death to be Covid related and he will be so pissed and hyped from steroids he'll single-handedly destroy CDC headquarters, all the bureaucrats and all the bugs.

CNN will declare it a national tragedy and blame it on Orange-Man.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/22/2022, 9:36 pm

Rocky 28 will pit the Corpse of Rocky (not to be confused with Obummer's corpse-men) against Covid Pi-Rho-Omicron-Gamma or Covid-PROG.

The CDC will retroactively declare Rocky's death to be Covid related and he will be so pissed and hyped from steroids he'll single-handedly destroy CDC headquarters, all the bureaucrats and all the bugs.

CNN will declare it a national tragedy and blame it on Orange-Man.

That sounds more like a job for Chuck Norris. Everybody knows that viruses, fungi, and bacteria die a painful death after contracting Chuck Norris.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

3/22/2022, 9:36 pm

Rocky 28 will pit the Corpse of Rocky (not to be confused with Obummer's corpse-men) against Covid Pi-Rho-Omicron-Gamma or Covid-PROG.

The CDC will retroactively declare Rocky's death to be Covid related and he will be so pissed and hyped from steroids he'll single-handedly destroy CDC headquarters, all the bureaucrats and all the bugs.

CNN will declare it a national tragedy and blame it on Orange-Man.

That sound's like Rocky and Rambo combined. That's a movie I'd pay to see.

Looks like they stole the plot from a 2016 X-Files Episode.

https://files.catbox.moe/llx6mw.mp4?fbc ... Zy2JW0b0eA

In which episode of Season 3 CoVid does Monkey Pox swing in on a vine to try to distract the masses from Bat Virus?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/7/2022, 8:14 am

In which episode of Season 3 CoVid does Monkey Pox swing in on a vine to try to distract the masses from Bat Virus?

I don't think they can squeeze a whole episode out of Monkey Pox because with just a few precautions it simply isn't a problem.................

Comrades

Just great. Yet another season of the show nobody asked for or wanted. Well, nobody I know personally, but being a mere Party™ operative, I don't really spend much time with Party™ leadership.

I remain
Dr. Chicago

The original cartoon is from 1952. Dr. Fauci was 12 years old, yet somehow they knew exactly, how he is going to look 70 years later...

What they could not predict was, how many will willingly let him have their brains...