Chair relativism:



(Top photo courtesy of https://www.bighairynews.com.
Bottom photo courtesy of a Nikon wide-angle lens.)


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I'll play...

Which direction is the U.S.S.A. heading in?
Option 1
Option 2
Field of Dreams, or Down the Crapper?

Comrade Sister,

I do believe you captured the essence of the Chairman's chair.

The Sheeples' Chair... a chair for the sheeple.

Comrade Maksim,

With your artwork, you have cut straight to the nub of what truly offended our Demokrat brethren and sistren during the performance by thought-criminal Eastwood.

Had Dear Leader been presented in such a proper throne of imposing majesty and ruthless devotion to the cause, it would have been a fitting tribute, and no doubt he would have verbally "Chuck Norrised" Mr. Eastwood's clock on that stage.

Instead, Dear Leader was given but a prole's chair upon which to rest his glorious haloed buttocks. It's no wonder he was made to look foolish in front of a hall full of thought criminals.