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China Digging Hole To USA

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China, sensing America's weakness in drilling holes to China in search of the precious commodities known as oil and gas, has implemented a plan to dig their own Chinese hole to America. According to Chinese State News Bureau, Chinese Petroleum Engineers have begun the daunting task of digging through the Earth's crust, mantle, outer core, to penetrate the Earth's inner core, continuing in reverse Earth layer order until reaching the petroleum rich crust of America. This drilling project is located at the Tarim Basin in China’s northwest autonomous region of Xinjiang and hopes to reach the Permian Basin of Texazistan, an autonomous region of southwest America in an audacious new 5 Year Plan.

Maoist Communism's quest to seize the means of oil and gas production from Americans will provide China with much needed oil and gas energy sources. This new 5 Year Plan to supply energy to grow the Chinese economy is a true Yuan pit. Petroleum engineer, Hue Too, stated, "This pran will ensure China's dominance in the prastics industry, forever, as well as provide much needed erectricity, as well as regulated fuel grades for gas guzzling SUV's for the Chinese people. The Americans, who aren't using the means of energy production, anyway, will never know what their own government prevents them from finding in their own crust's territory."

Texazistan's Permian Basin is a major area for gas production and Chinese engineers drilling from the Tarim Basin expect to find extensive natural gas reserve there. During America's Eisenhower Regime, children often committed themselves to digging a hole to China in their own backyards. Not so today, in the Biden Regime. America's children have ceased to be so productive due to Nanny State Regulations, telling them to stop trying, and watch TikTok videos, instead.

Today, oil and gas restrictions through American Nanny State Regulations provides the perfect opportunity for Chinese hole digging dominance to energy surplus in a mere 5 Years.



 
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