Living up to its spirit of unwavering commitment to human rights, the Peoples' Republic of China has launched a new campaign of providing reproductive health services in accordance with its "One Child" policy to its increasing population.

In areas such as the Linyi region, rural villagers now have access to reproductive health specialists, as they are making house calls, visiting remote settlements and providing free abortions on demand, a goal that our noble comrades at NARAL are constantly striving for.

This new program creates a reproductive rights paradise in the Chinese Deformed Workers' State, giving even the residents of the most remote village access to advanced healthcare provided by the government, while the country as a whole benefits from the decrease in the population growth.

Even in the so-called "civilized" United States of America, such a progressive system is unheard of, mostly thanks to the efforts of the Fascist Republican administration and their Democratic sycophants.

Yet the enemies of freedom are omnipresent. Even now the Fascist Bush's lackeys in the right-wing media are rushing to his aid, writing libelous propaganda attacking China's new progressive birth-control policies. One such entry, a Time article entitled "Enemies of the State," states the following lies about the program in the Linyi region:

At a provincial meeting last year, Linyi officials were castigated for having the highest rate of extra births in all of Shandong, according to lawyers familiar with the situation. The dressing-down galvanized what appears to be one of the most brutal mass sterilization and abortion campaigns in years.

Starting in March, family-planning officials in Linyi's nine counties and three districts trawled villages, looking to force women pregnant with illegal children to abort, and to sterilize those who already had the maximum allotment of children under the local family-planning policy.

According to that regulation, which exists in a similar form in most rural areas, women with a son are not allowed to bear more children, whereas mothers whose first child is handicapped or a girl are allowed to have a second baby.

Many women refused to undergo the procedures. Others hid, often in family members' homes. The crackdown intensified. Relatives of women who resisted sterilization or abortion were detained and forced to pay for "study sessions" in which they had to admit their "wrong thinking," says Teng Biao, an instructor at the China University of Political Science and Law in Beijing, who visited Linyi last month to investigate the coercive campaign.

In the Linyi county of Yinan alone, at least 7,000 people were forced to undergo sterilization between March and July, according to lawyers who spoke with local family-planning officials. Several villagers, the lawyers allege, were beaten to death while under detention for trying to help family members avoid sterilization.

Such fervor is to be expected from Capitalist lap-dogs whose very existence depends on the good graces of the Fascist administration in Washington. Yet, by doing so, they neglect the standards of ethical progressive revolutionary journalism and become nothing more than mouthpieces of their right-wing masters.

However, the zealousness of the right-wing media knows no bounds. Like anti-reproductive freedom Nazis throwing unborn fetuses at their elected politicians, the Bush supporters in the media evoke images of fetuses killed to rally public support for their continued plans for imperialistic expansion into the Chinese and North Korean Deformed Workers' States.

The men with the poison-filled syringe arrived two days before Li Juan's due date. They pinned her down on a bed in a local clinic, she says, and drove the needle into her abdomen until it entered the 9-month-old fetus. "At first, I could feel my child kicking a lot," says the 23-year-old. "Then, after a while, I couldn't feel her moving anymore."

Ten hours later, Li delivered the girl she had intended to name Shuang (Bright). The baby was dead. To be absolutely sure, says Li, the officials--from the Linyi region, where she lives, in China's eastern Shandong province--dunked the infant's body for several minutes in a bucket of water beside the bed.

All she could think about on that day last spring, recalls Li, was how she would hire a gang of thugs to take revenge on the people who killed her baby because the birth, they said, would have violated China's family-planning scheme.

Such absurd brutalities are unheard-of in the extremely human-rights oriented China, and this article represents the very worst of Fascist propaganda. But fear not! Thanks to a number of independent publications and online blogs such as this one, we can unite in our struggle against Western Imperialism and Capitalist Oppression. Together with our comrades and friends from the International Communist League (Fourth Internationalist) we say this to the Fascists in power:

Down With U.S./Japan Counterrevolutionary Alliance!

For Unconditional Military Defense of Chinese Deformed Workers State!

This statement, taken from the headline of Workers Vanguard No. 847, shows our continuing commitment to the cause of a global revolution and the defense of workers states everywhere!

-Efim Mikhailovich Ulyanov, Chairman of the International Socialist Workers' Liberation Party

I believe Paul Krugman and Hillary Clinton have proposed a similar program for fat people and conservatives.

You are correct, Comrade. When the ISWLP takes power, I will follow the advice of comrades Krugman and Clinton and implement a progressive and revolutionary system of free euthanasia for all Enemies of the Proletariat, which will include all Republicans and Libertarians (as well as conservative Democrats), and rich people and fat parasites on society (novokulaks), based on the reproductive rights system implemented in China. That should ease the burden on our nationalized healthcare system, too.

Of course, I will then have to have comrades Krugman and Clinton shot for being the Menshevik scum that they are, but that is another story entirely.

Human rights, HA!