CNN's finest interview since its inception in 1980


Note: You might want to turn the volume up to hear what Jacob Blake's father says


"Let me tell you a story about Brussels sprouts. Once upon a time..."




Such clarity is profound these days, which totally confused Anderson Cooper.
But that's what parables do.






Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
... this is clearly a reference to Brussels and their failures to unionize Europe ...Wow, that might be the ticket.
Brussels circus, and its endless failures...
If Komrade Minitrue peeks in here, he'll
... but, but, the gist: Brussels sprouts ― a perfect roo-hippity-hoppity propellant, no?


Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Comrades, this is clearly a reference to Brussels and their failures to unionize Europe. "How does this relate to Jacob Blake?", you might ask. The answer is simple. Failure to unionize leads to racial disparity leads to police shooting a black'pelipsky would like to request declassification from The Party™ to view non-redacted statement, your Kapitan Kourtship.