Comrades,

We are in the end game of getting our glorious Obamacare health plan enacted! Now is not the time to let our guard down. The riechwing rethuglikkans desperation to try to derail our final victory before passage will become even more desperate!

You all remember this failed attempt by those neo-con neanderthals to try and discredit our Glorious Leader during his speech to the Party's Congress a few months back, promoting the wonderfulness of his genius plan.

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EXPECT MORE ATTEMPTS LIKE THIS ONE TO INCREASE AND REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR LOCAL COMMISSAR.

(Isn't that rather like the devil calling himself a liar? oops, did I say that out loud??!
I DENOUNCE THAT VIDEO. It makes Fuhrer Great Leader Hitlershitappear to not adore greater Great Leader Obam. This is giving me distress and gas.

If we all hold our breath and bear down it will make passage of this glorious movement much easier. It works for me anyway, I just gave birth to a healthy blue dog and twin Republicans.

(special thanks to the Coffee Party for making that outcome possible)

"the Final Push" . . . does this have something to do with those Birthers?

"The Final Push" Is this something like the Das Fuhrer, I mean Obongos Final Solution?

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Gee, I remember when the final push was last July. How many times are we going to be subjected to this World War One-like trench warfare 'one last blow will break the enemy lines' mentality.

Stupid commies.

We are preparing comrade

Perhaps more of this will help for the final "push" of PapaObama Care


If not then I recommend we may have to use some (rather appropriate)


Papa Obama should try this story to really connect with the people and the "final push" for health care.

(While he focusing on jobs with a "laser beam" of course)


Yes indeed, this could be Papa Obama final solution


Papa Obama Laxative

Neotrotsky wrote:We are preparing comrade


Perhaps more of this will help for the final "push" of PapaObama Care


If not then I recommend we may have to use some (rather appropriate)

Truly, this will be productive for a good movement. One can have one's sight bedazzled of his gloriousessness, while waiting with anticipation! I commend you Comrade Neotrotsky.

Thank you comrade

I thought of it while reading on the toilet our Most Glorious Leader's recent outline for socialized medicine.

Strange, but some of my best thoughts about the progressive movement happen when I am defecating on the toilet

Funny how that works


In case you were wondering, yes I am green and use the toilet twice and flush once

It really is amazing how well Papa Obama toilet paper holds up

Neotrotsky wrote:Thank you comrade

I thought of it while reading on the toilet our Most Glorious Leader's recent outline for socialized medicine.

Strange, but some of my best thoughts about the progressive movement happen when I am sitting on the toilet

Funny how that works


In case you were wondering, yes I am green and use the toilet twice and flush once

It really is amazing how well Papa Obama toilet paper holds up

Ah, dear Neotrosky, you sound so much like the deceased Herr Pulloskies. He was always barfing up new ideas while in the privacy of his beloved porcelain goddess, as he'd call her (odd, since it was hole, out back by the woodshed. I think he had capitalist dreams from time to time) . I only wished he had lived to see the oh so inspiring toidy paper where great Leaders face would be right up his . . . . . . well, he would have truly be inspired.

I have never met Herr Pulloskies; but I am sure he added to the collective from what you say.

It is sad indeed he had to past away before being allowed the honor to present himself to the Death panels, er,,,,, medical review boards that await us all under the plans of Papa Obama care.


It is sad how many have past away before seeing this "new glory" that awaits us all.

I know it is wrong comrade, in the progressive sense; but I feel so privileged to be alive today.

Neotrotsky wrote:I have never met Herr Pulloskies; but I am sure they added to the collective from what you say.

It sad indeed he had to past away before being allowed the privilege to present himself to the Death panels, er,,,,, medical review boards that await us all under the plans of Papa Obama care.

Many thanks, dear Comrade Neotrotsky. Dear, sweet progressive- patriot that he was, his life was ended too soon and too abruptly. And I beg, please disregard any odious rumors you might hear about any execution for him being a subversiveness. Nothing could be further from the truth, I assure you. He would never have been caught dead in "Bush 2000!" t-shirt.

I think there is a toilet paper plot amiss. Who is the plotter among you? It it you, Comrade Pulloskies? Do you have roll after roll of toilet paper ready and waiting to TP Dear Leader the next time he speaks? Or stuff the face of Comrade Nanski? I think we may have to look further into this. I suspect espionage, and sabatoge, and brassiere stuffing, to boot. There's too much toilet paper on the brain, here.

Plot indeed!, dear Leninka. It is the Progressive goal to have multiple rolls for every water close, loo and public toilet across Amerika (this isn't so in dear motherland. I remember many a day, standing in line for 12 hours for one measly roll. CURSES!). This will put capitalist at ease and off their guard.
Our ultimate goal is to have glorious Leaders face on every roll, in every toilet across the land. Our slogan: "Don't Go, Without BO!"

Holy crap! Now that is truly a designer prog bathroom. I had no idea that the collective toilet of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday^TM already exists! What a remarkable advancement! Bye bye individual bathrooms for the individual selfish capitalist! I see there are a couple of things missing. Where is the collective New York Times to pass from user to user, and of course, there ought to be some kind of a timer clock with a buzzer to let progs know when their time is up.

Comrade Neotrotsky said:

We are preparing comrade

Perhaps more of this will help for the final "push" of PapaObama Care

I'm inspired! But still have nothing....

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Comrade Neotrotsky said:

We are preparing comrade

Perhaps more of this will help for the final "push" of PapaObama Care

I'm inspired! But still have nothing....

Comrade,

You are indeed most talented!

The question is however, should we take the Obama Laxative before or after, we have to "digest" all his "goodness" ?

Progressives minds need to know!

Neotrotsky wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Comrade Neotrotsky said:

We are preparing comrade

Perhaps more of this will help for the final "push" of PapaObama Care

I'm inspired! But still have nothing....

Comrade,

You are indeed most talented!

The question is however, should we take the Obama Laxative before or after, we have to "digest" all his "goodness" ?

Progressives minds need to know!

Questionable Comrade. a true prog need not ask....

Did James Brown not get down?

I see

For some reason this commercial would be a good sell for it

Axelrod will be in contact soon.

Leninka wrote:Holy crap! Now that is truly a designer prog bathroom. I had no idea that the collective toilet of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday^TM already exists! What a remarkable advancement! Bye bye individual bathrooms for the individual selfish capitalist! I see there are a couple of things missing. Where is the collective New York Times to pass from user to user, and of course, there ought to be some kind of a timer clock with a buzzer to let progs know when their time is up.

Our Congressional Comrades seem to be preparing, dear Leninka. Toilet privileges will be allowed only every other day, except for those 3 day holiday's when Monday's are Off Limit. This will give NEW meaning to the term, "You're full of it".
And we must take into account those low flow toilets and Comrade Sheryl Crow's "one tissue" suggestion. I fear I will have to give up my beet rations, altogether.

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Toilet privileges will be allowed only every other day, except for those 3 day holiday's when Monday's are Off Limit. This will give NEW meaning to the term, "You're full of it".[/quote]

Glorious news Fraulein Pulloskies, always something new to look forward to!
Here's a possible companion notice for your notice:

Komradka Nika!

I commend you for finding a most equal sign, worthy of the People's Department of Redundancy Dept. Hall of Fame! It reflects the clear, unambiguous message of Kafka's bureaucratic police state from Hell the Socialist Utopia(TM) we are trying to build!