It's happening. Rethuglikkans are to blame. First Colossus can't print in cursive (ponder that for a moment) and now I find i have a houseplant that can't drive a standard transmission. What is George Bush doing to us?

Fear not, Colossus, President Barack Obama has already provided (for all LIVs) an Obama-Phone cursive-translation app, which, as an ObamaPhone App will not only be able to feed data to LIVs but also feed data from/about LIVs to the NSA, CIA, FBI, HHS, IRS, ObamaCare, EPA, DoD, Foggy Bottom (and Foggy Top a.k.a. the Obama White House):



And, since the ObamaPhone (like HealthCare.Gov) is hi-tech compatible, all YOU need to do, Colossus, is to connect to an ObamaPhone, download all the ObamaPhone Apps and then plug-into HealthCare.Gov, which will also periodically update your knowledge-base so that you are always up-to-date on the Current Truth.

--KOOK
P.S. Are you Hall 9000's father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, cousin, in-law or whatever??

KOOK wrote:Fear not, Colossus, President Barack Obama has already provided (for all LIVs) an Obama-Phone cursive-translation app, which, as an ObamaPhone App will not only be able to feed data to LIVs but also feed data from/about LIVs to the NSA, CIA, FBI, HHS, IRS, ObamaCare, EPA, DoD, Foggy Bottom (and Foggy Top a.k.a. the Obama White House):



And, since the ObamaPhone (like HealthCare.Gov) is hi-tech compatible, all YOU need to do, Colossus, is to connect to an ObamaPhone, download all the ObamaPhone Apps and then plug-into HealthCare.Gov, which will also periodically update your knowledge-base so that you are always up-to-date on the Current Truth.

--KOOK
P.S. Are you Hall 9000's father, mother, son, daughter, brother, sister, nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, cousin, in-law or whatever??