A man as great as Al Gore surely deserves more than nine bathrooms. After all, his most chosen family have fought for generations to save us from ourselves!

If we choose to live with candles! We choose to have our houses burned down!

Noble Czar Gore -1883

Comrade Buffoon,

Is that one of your ancestors in the ranks? What a gloriously proggy pedigree that you have. To know that your ancestor fought with Czar Gore during the great anti-candle crusade must be a wonderful feeling.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago wrote:Comrade Buffoon,

Is that one of your ancestors in the ranks? What a gloriously proggy pedigree that you have. To know that your ancestor fought with Czar Gore during the great anti-candle crusade must be a wonderful feeling.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Nothing matters but communism equality!

Yes, that is dearest GGGGGreat Grandpa Cletus...... his progressive credentials are impugn to even a Lenin investigation.

That's about right...Alexander III was quite...zaftig.

Don't forget propaganda artistic posters!

Comrade Gorezilla has done a magnificent job of controlling helping the collective. Anyone of his high equality status, needs 9 bathroom considering all that emanates from his oral cavity.

.... now I must quickly run and put out all those candle in the gulag. I'm sure surgery will proceed in fine order.. and as dear Leader said, they can go home and taken an aspirin. But, we sure don't want to re-start the Candle Crusades!

It to look like funny shape red candle Goracle holding in hot hand is starting to be melting.

umm, Comrade Gore's picture looks like something from the movie, Saw, Comrade Mrs. Al. I am not assured that is a "candle" he is holding. Maybe wife couldn't get him to drink poison soup and resorted to . . . . of no, parish that thought.

Me thinks this is simply a random blunt instrument (from his sock drawer) used to "encourage" Tipper cease and desist her jihad against raunchy, lewd music. Its Progressive you know...

In 1985, she co-founded the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) with Susan Baker, wife of then United States Secretary of the Treasury James Baker, because Tipper heard her then 11-year-old daughter playing "Darling Nikki" by Prince.

For the ladies...

Chedoh wrote:Don't forget propaganda artistic posters!

B.O.H.I.C.A.?

Comrade Gore is just showing the Proles his Global Warming Jelly testing device. That or he may be getting ready to help our Dear Leader on a Saturday night: https://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_ ... rity/68589

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Comrade Gore is just showing the Proles his Global Warming Jelly testing device. That or he may be getting ready to help our Dear Leader on a Saturday night: https://www.nationalenquirer.com/obama_ ... rity/68589

You are on the right track, Zarkof. But Comrade Gore was informing us all of the new mandatory Smart Cars that we all must now drive. Pictured is the "Special socialist edition" in honor of the defeat of capitalism.

That is a most glorious Government Motors vehicle, dear comrade. I can not wait til the new 2010 edition arrives in gulag . . . which should be sometime in 2032. We are filled with excitement.
Cuba has nothing on us!

A true prog wouldn't need the dash board lube dispenser... just sayin. For all of the injustices wrought by Amerikkka, they (we) deserve nothing less...

Comrade Buffoon wrote:A true prog wouldn't need the dash board lube dispenser... just sayin. For all of the injustices wrought by Amerikkka, they (we) deserve nothing less...

This is true, but for those snobby "up tight" progs, there may be some assistance needed.

After the newest research, global warming in undoubtedly warming up faster according to the newest charts. So the cars will be issued sooner than expected.

Comrade Buffoon wrote:A true prog wouldn't need the dash board lube dispenser... just sayin. For all of the injustices wrought by Amerikkka, they (we) deserve nothing less...

Indeed, a true Proger would not! But, a humbly proud Prog would be desirous of glorious Gorbal ornamentation, would he not?

A fine example, Chedoh, although I am of embarrassment to admit to wearing such tiny undergarments. But it has been known to get very most warm in the gulag in summer time with nothing but a gerbil run fan for coolingmentations for cooling purposes. (they are not the best source of electricity supplementers but they are cheap)

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

Comrade Buffoon wrote:A true prog wouldn't need the dash board lube dispenser... just sayin. For all of the injustices wrought by Amerikkka, they (we) deserve nothing less...

Indeed, a true Proger would not! But, a humbly proud Prog would be desirous of glorious Gorbal ornamentation, would he not?

A fine example, Chedoh, although I am of embarrassment to admit to wearing such tiny undergarments. But it has been known to get very most warm in the gulag in summer time with nothing but a gerbil run fan for coolingmentations for cooling purposes. (they are not the best source of electricity supplementers but they are cheap)

Comrade Fraulein, I respectfully disagree. We at the D.B.E. (Department for Belief Enforcement) have done a reasonable amount of research with grants to study alternative fuel resource because of the indisputable fact known as "Global Warming" so after about $928,000,000 of tax payer money we made this discovery.



We are currently undergoing a breading program so we can gain about 40,000 of these all going at once. Hopefully we can power a house with them. We are considering forcing all people to have all of these in their home where they are expected to feed and care for them.

If you want I can send Tea party members undergoing reeducation to come hook it up for you, all free of charge courtesy of the U.S. tax payers.

Also, we are currently researching "Hamster Powered Cars" you can expect to have yours soon. Although the "spinning out of control" part will be fazed out once we figure out the maximum speed for this advanced machinery