Deadly new squirrel virus may have killed 3 men

So Captain Craptek was out sick for a while. He's back, and chasing after Comrade Putout as always.

Did our squirrel comrade have the advantages of the STD lecture during Health class in Public Schools?

Comrades wash your hands, and "anything else" after coming in contact with any potential disease carrying rodent.

This notice is a public service brought to you by the People's Cube...

[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] allowed his raging sexual jealousy to tarnish his latest posting when he wrote:
Comrades wash your hands, and [highlight=#ffff00]"anything else"[/highlight] after coming in contact with any potential disease carrying rodent.

Yes I said it 'raging sexual jealousy'... Ivan is a hound dog!!
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I was not surprised when Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:https://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/ ... p=features
So Captain Craptek was out sick for a while. He's back, and chasing after Comrade Putout as always.

Did our squirrel comrade have the advantages of the STD lecture during Health class in Public Schools?

Comrades wash your hands, and "anything else" after coming in contact with any potential disease carrying rodent. This notice is a public service brought to you by the People's Cube...

To whom it may concern;

I knew it! I knew it wouldn't take long for that special someone - Ahem! - to noticed my remarkable
escape from oblivion and renew the relentless anti-rodent hate campaign for which they are so thoroughly despised in civil society. I welcome the challenge, sir, and wish you good luck! Though, I must warn you,..I am prepared.

Please see a research article I authored last year dealing with the subject of human supremacists! This latest attempt to sow fear in the hearts of little children and squirrel lovers around the world is just one more example of your tireless efforts to destroy my reputation. So go for it, do your worst. And as you're basking in the glory of your supposed victory, look high in the oak tree behind tractor barn 2 and see me flash a small, furry gray moon in your general direction!

Captain Craptek wrote:

I was not surprised when Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:https://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/ ... p=features
So Captain Craptek was out sick for a while. He's back, and chasing after Comrade Putout as always.

Did our squirrel comrade have the advantages of the STD lecture during Health class in Public Schools?

Comrades wash your hands, and "anything else" after coming in contact with any potential disease carrying rodent. This notice is a public service brought to you by the People's Cube...

To whom it may concern;

I knew it! I knew it wouldn't take long for that special someone - Ahem! - to noticed my remarkable
escape from oblivion and renew the relentless anti-rodent hate campaign for which they are so thoroughly despised in civil society. I welcome the challenge, sir, and wish you good luck! Though, I must warn you,..I am prepared.

Please see a research article I authored last year dealing with the subject of human supremacists! This latest attempt to sow fear in the hearts of little children and squirrel lovers around the world is just one more example of your tireless efforts to destroy my reputation. So go for it, do your worst. And as you're basking in the glory of your supposed victory, look high in the oak tree behind tractor barn 2 and see me flash a small, furry gray moon in your general direction!

Craptek in crosshairs-2.jpg

Here in the Soviet Socialist State of Georgia, we refer to these cute furry creatures as "limb-rats"...

...Be careful if someone down here invites you to dinner. You might wind up being the main course.

Kommissar Uberdave wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

I was not surprised when Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:https://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/ ... p=features
So Captain Craptek was out sick for a while. He's back, and chasing after Comrade Putout as always.

Did our squirrel comrade have the advantages of the STD lecture during Health class in Public Schools?

Comrades wash your hands, and "anything else" after coming in contact with any potential disease carrying rodent. This notice is a public service brought to you by the People's Cube...

To whom it may concern;

I knew it! I knew it wouldn't take long for that special someone - Ahem! - to noticed my remarkable
escape from oblivion and renew the relentless anti-rodent hate campaign for which they are so thoroughly despised in civil society. I welcome the challenge, sir, and wish you good luck! Though, I must warn you,..I am prepared.

Please see a research article I authored last year dealing with the subject of human supremacists! This latest attempt to sow fear in the hearts of little children and squirrel lovers around the world is just one more example of your tireless efforts to destroy my reputation. So go for it, do your worst. And as you're basking in the glory of your supposed victory, look high in the oak tree behind tractor barn 2 and see me flash a small, furry gray moon in your general direction!

Craptek in crosshairs-2.jpg

Here in the Soviet Socialist State of Georgia, we refer to these cute furry creatures as [highlight=#FFFF00]"limb-rats"[/highlight]...

...Be careful if someone down here invites you to dinner. You might wind up being the main course.

Yes, and Comrade Hopping Mouse's [highlight=#ffff00]"tree rats"[/highlight] is similar. Funny I never hear the term [highlight=#ffff00]"sewer squirrels"[/highlight] tossed about... why is that?

Komrade Craptek!


Perhaps "sewer squirrels" might preferable to "sail squirrels"...

...Be sure to look both ways before crossing the street.