Dear Leader Approval, Collective by Collective


First, I want to apologize for being away from the gulag for so long. I was in the beet fields for ages, being the hardworking prog that I am.
Comrades, I am so very upset by this report. When I clicked the link, I expected approval ratings of our glorious Dear Leader to be at 500,000% in each of the 57 collectives. What did I find? First, this highly sloppy reporter left off 7 collectives. As we all know, our wise, brave Dear Leader has said there are indeed 57. It is likely this writer purposely left off the 7 collectives with the highest ratings for Dear Leader. I am sure this person is nothing but a rightwing(tm) Rethuglican(tm) Cracker(tm) who should be stopped from voting by the New Black Pampers(tm).
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/07/10/latest-round-up-of-obama-poll-ratings-by-state/
Of course, many of the collectives where a majority did not vote for Dear Leader in the glorious People's Popularity Contest of 2008 do not like him. But what I am most upset about are the swing collectives such as Florida, Colorado, Indiana, Nevada, Missouri, North Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, and even Ohio.
But now, even reliably party-controlled collectives like Wisconsin, Michigan and Maine are not happy with Dear Leader. New Jersey and Iowa are holding at 50%.
Comrades, what is Dear Leader's nation coming to? First, we are deprived of the scores from the extra collectives. Then we find so many collectives are not happy with Dear Leader. What do these people want? We have a glorious Dear Leader who has pushed through important and necessary things for our utopia such as ObamaCare(tm), Stimulus(tm), Omnibus(tm), financial regulation which leaves out Fannie and Freddie allowing even more meltdowns and even more of a push for socialism, and Dear Leader has even given us a bonus: He has done a recess appointment of his medical care rationing czar, Berwick. Afterall, those nasty Reichwing(tm) Rethuglicans(tm) would of course not vote for the rationing czar despite the fact that the evil Rethuglicans(tm) only have 41 votes. So I simply don't understand why people are not worshiping Dear Leader any longer.
But clearly, dear Comrades, this is all the Bushitler's ™ fault.


You are opening your mind to vile Reactionary Propaganda.
If you continue believing these lies I will have to denounce you as a Thoughtcriminal.
Amandla!
Obamugabe



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First, I want to apologize for being away from the gulag for so long. I was in the beet fields for ages, being the hardworking prog that I am.I must consider a serious denouncement, since I, the loyal Frau in Charge of Beetery, have not seen you in the fields. Of course, there is the possibility I might have missed you in the masses?






To commemorate the election of Papa Obama and Biden and build up support for them, MTV to return Beavis and Butt-head
'Beavis and Butt-head' to return with new episodes to MTV - NYPOST.com
www.nypost.com'Beavis and Butt-head" -- the show that celebrated the slacker way of life and helped make MTV into a network that did more than just play music videos -- is coming back.


Beavis
Neotrotsky
To commemorate the election of Papa Obama and Biden and build up support for them, MTV to return Beavis and Butt-headYou see! Our fearless leader is providing jobs for everyone! Since kapitalist pigs cancelled my program I have been looking since the mid 90's and under Bushy's watch for employment beneficial to the state. Now my call has been answered by our glorious state officials! Soon I will be reuinted with my comrade Butthead and we can begin production of superior television. I am waiting patiently for script to be delivered and directions to my state provided trailer.
That is most good news indeed comrade !
I fear, however, that Biden may be trying for your position.
I strongly suggest that you start
It would not hurt as well to start some bad spin on Biden. For example, you could say he really does not believe in "Hope and Change" or that his hair plugs were paid for with tax dollars
You must do whatever you can to save your position.