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Dear Leader comforts worker at end of productive life.

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In the new health care reality of today, those at the end of their useful lives make way for the vibrant, energetic worker of Next Tuesday!

Here He ministers to Al Klahoma, an institutional food service overseer. Mr. Klahoma was injured when he fell pushing a cartload of beets into the kitchen at the Karl Marx Treatment Center. As Citizen Klahoma is nearing the ripe old age of 60 our Dear Leader has decided the resources necessary for treating the infection caused by the unmended compound fracture of Klahoma's left leg would be better spent providing birth control medicine and ribbed condoms to promiscuous students at Georgetown University.

"Forward!" Was heard to be spoken as the great man left the clinic and entered his waiting limousine. "My tee time was 15 minutes ago!"

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Did he give the patient's watch back to him?

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Dedhedvedev wrote:Did he give the patient's watch back to him?
Once patient accepts treatment -- or even notice -- from government, watch (like all other property) is no longer "his," but belongs to government, to do with as government wishes.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Dedhedvedev wrote:Did he give the patient's watch back to him?
Once patient accepts treatment -- or even notice -- from government, watch (like all other property) is no longer "his," but belongs to government, to do with as government wishes.
The watch never belonged to any one worker, comrades! All property is subject to collective, or in Dear Leader's case, individual redistribution. All for The State, The State For All The State!


 
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