Democrat Party Modifies Official Salute


Dear Comrades,
Today, the Central Committee of the Democratic Socialist Party of the USSA announced that, under the direction of Comrade Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama, the Party’s official salute will be with the right hand, holding a cup of REDSTARbucks Coffee.
As the official coffee provider of the State, REDSTARbucks has long supported the policies of the Party and kept the Workers and Peasants sufficiently caffeinated, even after long nights of using their mandatory cannabis rations and consuming beet vodka, to continue their labor in the State economy and provide for the millions of dependent minority groups that populate our glorious land.
In gratitude for the State’s recognition of its struggle for Progressivism, the General Director REDSTARbucks has announced that it will soon institute a Coffee Recycling Program in all of its stores. Used coffee will be collected and reprocessed for general consumption by the masses, yearning to break free of their hangovers and other serious medical conditions.
Salute with your REDSTARbucks coffee, and show your Party loyalty! Drink the People’s Coffee: REDSTARbucks!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator


When the state approved coffee recycling collectors are installed in the bathrooms of all the stores to reprocess the used coffee, will this used coffee then come in only one flavor??




REDSTARbucks coffee house propaganda has been present for a while. Nice to see dear leader building on an already laid and solid foundation.....





Salute.






The democrat party actually has quite a variety of salutes:


How could our excellent and most Dear Liar dare use Styrofoam cups when they are so damaging to mother Gaia!
Here he is on his way to save the planet for the wonderful world of next Tuesday™ from the ravages of Free enterprise (spit) and he is sending the wrong message to all the writhing dumb masses about the proper use of drink ware.
This sets terrible example to all of our fellow traveler comrades fighting to save mother earth from the ruin of liberty and freedom.
We cannot just let people do as they wish and live their lives in freedom comrades. They must be properly controlled so that we have the power to direct their collective wishs into the proper Marx worshiping channels.
If we let the people do as they wish, they might go and stumble over truth and learn that we've lies to them all these years about
He might as well have saluted using extra large soda or other planet damaging edifices.
… not to mention that he improperly ‘saluted’ those two war mongering marines who’s only wish is to die for nothing in a useless mission to 'fight' Ebola…
[Alas, I must now denounce myself for using so much text and carbon footieprint fonts and colors]


Who is he asking if they left it on the aircraft? The Marines.
It is of course in his right hand because Dear Leader leads with his left hand.
They should be grateful he doesn't salute with his left hand, in a flagrant act of disrespect and who would do such a thing?
Then again, "At this point, what difference does it make?"


Obama supports my right to an abortion anytime I want one. He gives me free stuff. He cares. Ergo, he’s entitled to use a Styrofoam cup.
You, on the other hand, are entitled to meet the business end of my shovel.
WHACK!!!
It is obvious from your post that you are a racist and a hater thinking you can turn this into another one of those phony scandals in hopes of distracting people from more important issues—like the imminent end of the world if we don’t resolve to take action now to address the increasing pressure to raise awareness of the need to call attention to the fact that that we must do something to demand the world’s leaders come together and discuss the necessity of agreeing to find solutions to the questions being asked on how to start working now to reverse the effects of climate change before it’s too late!
You disgust me.





You are correct comrade!
We must:
Commissarka Pinkie
Take action now to address the increasing pressure to raise awareness of the need to call attention to the fact that that we must do something to demand the world’s leaders come together and discuss the necessity of agreeing to find solutions to the questions being asked on how to start working now to reverse the effects of climate change before it’s too late!.


Was just sipping a coffee at Pret and reading your Cube item about POTUS's Red Star coffee salute. Then I noticed that Pret offers exactly the right paper label and plastic lid. Just 4 blocks from the White House.
- Mike


Based on a General Secretary's Tweet on the Cube Twitter account (119 retweets).
His other Tweet says:
OUTRAGE as Styrofoam cup exits Marine One with useless accessory in tow


Red Square
Dems are now equating these pictures. Apparently, Obama owns a pet Styrofoam cup.Obama_Pet_Styrofoam_cup.jpg
Based on a General Secretary's Tweet on the Cube Twitter account (119 retweets).
His other Tweet says:
OUTRAGE as Styrofoam cup exits Marine One with useless accessory in tow
It is not that Dear Leader needs to salute, but Dear Leader's cup salutes for him. Oh and dog is waving towards camera. Onwards!!!!





ok, New Comrades, listen up... Sterpin took one for the Kollective. The rest of you scatter and keep a safe distance.

Why if it isn't Commisarka Pinkie! As I live and breathe, I trust your absence was needed, and productive. Welcome back.
I haven't seen the Commodore in a while, and come to think of it, I haven't seen your rations of beets or vodka, and it does seem to be an odd coincidence... just sayin'.
Will you be around again for a while, or

