KAMALARADS!!!

The Inner Party has SPOKEN!

Kamalarad Chuck Schumer on a speech on the People's Senate Floor has made it quite clear…. Anyone who has an Erection (or other uprising) that is NOT Party-Approved shall be considered a Domestic Terrorist!


Exciting Inciting an Erection (or other uprising) may also be punishable under these provisions.

Senate Staffs are still whacking out the details of the new legislation, but the meat will certainly include the following:

-- People who may be added to the Domestic Terror Watch List and/or the No-Fly List:

- Privileged White Heterosexual Cis-Gender Males who have or are suspected of having voted for the Cheeto Person who shall remain nameless and/or have or are suspected to have engaged in other crimes against humanity.
- Non-Essential Workers.
- People who purchase, possess, or use Viagra, Cialis, or other generic pharmaceuticals designed and manufactured for similar purposes.
- Anyone experiencing an Erection lasting more than four (4) hours.

-- Certain exemptions are likely to include (but may not be limited to):

- Transitioning Transgendered and/or Gender Fluid Females (et al.) in Lavatories, Shower and/or Bathing Facilities designated for Female Use.
- Those whose mating rituals involve the brandishing of illegal firearms and/or other deadly weapons.
- So called, “Dick Pics” promulgated by Party Officials intended to woo attractive females (et al.) -- especially those whose date of birth does not yet exceed the so-called “age of consent.”

-- Special Zones where Erections and Other Uprisings are not to be considered “Domestic Terror” are expected to include (but may not be limited to):

- Any self-declared “Autonomous Zone” designated by two or more members of ANTIFA, BLM and/or their Affiliates.
- The designated office space owned, rented, leased, and/or borrowed by Film Industry Production Staff intended for the essential activities associated with the selection and/or orientation of cast members.

I have been asked by the Senate Staffs for your feedback on provisions that may consider as they pound out this bill. You are encouraged to specify Party-Approved Kriminal Acts, Exemptions, and Tolerance Zones.

But most importantly, we seek your nominations as to who Harris Biden should appoint to head the enforcement of these provisions.


前进！！

All erector sets must be removed from stores immediately, and any persons caught trafficking in same must be sent to de-programming camps.

The Weiner Laptop MUST be specified Party-Approved Kriminal Act and allowed to double park in FBI Tolerance Zone until next Tuesday.

Erection fraud also emerges as a threat to our government organs. These troubling times are hard on us all, but we must rise up, stiffen our resistance, penetrate those organizations that are swollen with corruption and prick them with our rock-hard resolve to hold free erections for all upright citizens.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections, detections, neglections and erections..... Erections? All these kinds of stuff that they was doin' to my thing there, and it was there for two hours, three hours, four
hours, FOUR HOURS!!!!!

Comrade Groucho,

we're saving you a seat on the People's "group W bench." Join us...

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:Erection fraud also emerges as a threat to our government organs. These troubling times are hard on us all, but we must rise up, stiffen our resistance, penetrate those organizations that are swollen with corruption and prick them with our rock-hard resolve to hold free erections for all upright citizens.

With such speechification, we can't be beat! The troops are swelling with pride and ready to whack the opponent until he comes around to our ways! Floorward!

Groucho Marxist wrote:

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Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections, detections, neglections and erections..... Erections? All these kinds of stuff that they was doin' to my thing there, and it was there for two hours, three hours, four
hours, FOUR HOURS!!!!!

Mass Hooliganator of Karaoke,

pure lyrical joy.

and after the four hours, wasn't life blown into him again by some Walter Reed nurse??? 'pelipsky seems to rememory such nonsense....which is about all 'pelipsky is good for.

But... JoeBama as a blow-up doll...well, -----------'splains a lot don't it?

forelocktug,
'pelipsky

Emily Litella could not be reached for comment.

Dear sweet Emily (or maybe her cousin Roseanna Roseannadanna) helped me teach my daughters that "...if it's not one thing, it's your Mother...." Rest in Peace, Gilda.

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