Most Equal Komrads,

I was reviewing the Current Truth ™ online and discovered that Spain is about to erupt into conflict. "This is unprecedented!" I thought felt. Never has there been internal strife in the glorious people's paradise otherwise known as Spain.

There was a nagging memory from my so called indoctrination education from childhood. A few keystrokes later my screen was filled with horrible images and descriptions of a war in Spain almost a century ago. I calmed down once I realized it was only a disagreement between the Far Left and Extreme Left at the time. No way we could lose! Whew, it looked like I was in for some discomfort there.

Do you suppose The Glorious World of Next Tuesday was just around the corner then also?

All Warm and Snugglie in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

[/color]

The Party is calling for Ernest Hemingway, the faithful propagandist of communism, who went to establish Stalinism in Spain and never looked back, never regretted, and never understood what was really going on.

Unlike the traitor George Orwell, who also went to Spain but got scared of Stalinist tactics and left in horror to write his 1984 and Animal Farm, Hemingway faithfully did the bidding of his communist masters, denounced his comrades, participated in setups and purges, and remained proud of it until his dying day.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Hemingway_Fifth_Column.jpg[/img]

Red Square wrote:Hemingway faithfully did the bidding of his communist masters, denounced his comrades, participated in setups and purges, and remained proud of it until his dying day.

Then why have his t-shirts not become as popular as Comrade Doctor of Death Che's?

I can see Spain from my bathroom.

The kurrent truth ™ is shifting in Europe.
The Catalan minister-president, Puigdemont, has just today landed here in Brussels. Rumors have it that he wants to ask asylum, because the Spanish government wants to persecute him and his separatists. The establishment politicians (Junckers, Tusk...) in Europe are furious and are putting a lot of pressure on the Belgian government to deny him any refuge.

These same establishment politicians only recently called upon Poland and Hungary to accept more refugees because these poor fellows will be persecuted by politicians in the Middle East.We shall therefore have to amend the Geneva Convention: The Geneva convention has always stated:

"Refugees can only be accepted if they are of non-European descent."

Europe was ALWAYS at war with Catalonia.

Minitrue wrote:... We shall therefore have to amend the Geneva Convention: The Geneva convention has always stated:

"Refugees can only be accepted if they are of non-European descent." ...

Wow, so our glorious G-convention (2.0) has already been sabotaged ?

Wasn't it originally:
"Refugees can only be accepted if they are Mohammedans of non-European descent." ?


But, but, the essence:

Minitrue wrote:... Puigdemont has just today landed here in Brussels ..[and].. wants to ask asylum ...

After Juncker, Tusk & Co kick ass of Puigdemont, that toady of fascist Caudillo Franco, and throw him out of Dar al-Brusseliyah, I wait ― me giggling madly, Komrades! ― I just wait to see him crawl over zhe Cherman border, and be treated here with all the finesse of our world-renowned Willkommenskultur (you know, throwing teddies and all that), by Frau Merkel herself!

Catalan malcontents, phew.
Just wait, and see those burzhui reactionaries demanding Catalexit from EUSSR!

What is this "Catalunya", anyway?
Casa Milà, Casa Batlló, Park Güell, Sagrada Familia.
And Salvador Dali in Cadaqués, meow-meows flying around him. Period.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Catalan malcontents, phew.
Just wait, and see those burzhui reactionaries demanding Catalexit from EUSSR!

What is this "Catalunya", anyway?
Casa Milà, Casa Batlló, Park Güell, Sagrada Familia.
And Salvador Dali in Cadaqués, meow-meows flying around him. Period.

Dear me, those kittehs do not look happy. Note use of racist/surrealist water cannons to compel them to do acrocatics. Exploited kittehs of the world, unite! Organize! Organize! Organize!

... and need I say who pulled the strings on all that? Halsman?? ZZZZZionist!

Please, comrades, explain who in today's Spanish Civil War is the fascist and who is the communist. The progressive narrative can't exist unless there is a fascist somewhere whom we must fight.

Is Madrid the fascist or is Catalonia the fascist? No debate is possible until we know.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Spanish_Civil_War_Posters.jpg[/img]

Red Square wrote:Please, comrades, explain who in today's Spanish Civil War is the fascist and who is the communist. The progressive narrative can't exist unless there is a fascist somewhere whom we must fight.

Is Madrid the fascist or is Catalonia the fascist? No debate is possible until we know.

May we not just call them both fascists, but on alternating days, so there will always be someone to fight? As our good Comrade Jacques Derrida has told us, meanings of words are always already infinitely deferred anyway. (I once thought I knew what that meant, but then the meaning became deferred again.)

Red Square wrote:... Is Madrid the fascist or is Catalonia the fascist? ... [and RedD doubly co-confused]

Ah, you Komrades of TKKKG, TRUMP's KKKapitalist GULAG. In your Transatlantic separation, you lack zhe Fingerspitzengefühl, the finesse of instant recognition of Yuropean patterns...

Here, reeducation:





P.S. Re: Spanish original.


Himmelherrgott!
Zhe Hakenkreuz linksdrehend? antiklockways???

Zhese idiots even don't knoff, zhe Hakenkreuz iz off kors to zhe right! klockways! see atop!

Comrade Square and comrade Diaperette,

"Is Madrid the fascist or is Catalonia the fascist? No debate is possible until we know."This question caused a lot of trouble at the Politburo.Puigdemont (leader of the Catalunian separatists) is a conservative nationalist, and his opponent Rajoy (president of Spain) is centre-right. Both have defeated our allies, the socialists, in recent elections, so both are of course Nazi Republicans.

In confusing times like these, we have to turn to our exalted leaders for guidance. In an edict of the European Supreme Soviet it has now been decided that the catalans (and their leader Puigdemont) are the real fascists. They must be eradicated, root and branch. That is why - in the tradition of all morally corrupt great empires, the EU did not give a peep when old ladies voting for independence were dragged from the voting booths by riot police (this is no joke: worst PR ever!).



Rajoy is at least trying to preserve the status quo, and therefore the lesser of the two evils.

But beware: the current truth may change fast. Make sure to have flags and pamphlets denouncing both of them at the ready, in case of a sudden change in doctrine.

Our Teutonic comrade from the Bavarian hills has aptly summarized the orthodox thinking on this matter with his agitprop in the previous post. Greetings from dar-al-Brusselah

(RedS) Thesis + (RedD) ConfuThesis + (Al-Dum) AgiThesis → (Al-Min) TruThesis → SynThesis!

By Marx's epitaph!

Could he see that Purity of Essence, Comrade Derrida would turn purple (out of jealousy).
(his co-Comrade Lacan, the "matheme"-charlatan, would fall in trance = St. Vitus's dance.)