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Facebook blocks the sale of the People's Cube as a 'sex toy'

POLL: What is it about the People's Cube that gets Facebook employees sexually aroused?

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I have recently discovered a Facebook feature that allows us to have "shops," where FB can process online payments and transfer them to our bank accounts. So I happily set up a shop for just one item - the red People's Cube - and started waiting. Today I discovered that Facebook has banned our product on the grounds that it might be an adult item.

I tried submitting an appeal form but Facebook responded by saying, "Your Request Couldn't be Processed."


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This leaves me with no choice but to add a few more paragraphs to my original appeal and post it in our glorious Party Organ.


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To: Facebook
From: The People's Cube
Re: The People's Cube as a sex toy: dos and donts

Dear Sir, or Madam, or … [insert one of the 58 genders and custom pronouns you once offered in user profile].

You have recently denied me the opportunity to sell the People's Cube in my Facebook shop on the premise that you "don't allow the sale of adult items or services (ex: sexual enhancement items, adult videos)."

Now I can see how our slogan, "Equal outcomes for all!" can be construed in sexual terms as an adult ad. Had I known of the sex appeal of my product before, I'd have probably sold a lot more of it. Do tell us about your preferred method of using a 2-1/4" Rubik's Cube as a sex toy, and I'll add this important information to the user manual, so that workers and peasants could diversify their recreational activities after a long day at the factory or in the beet field.

I admit that on occasion I myself take the People's Cube to bed, but only to use it as a visual aid to explain to my female comrades that all reproductive organs are equal - just like the red squares on the red cube. And when they hastily leave, I use this product to explain to their backs that all sizes are equal, and that they would've had exactly the same experience with any other comrade, male or female, because no gender is different from any other.

A satisfied customer once told me a story how he used our product to strike up a conversation with a Victoria's Secret model. The red cube allegedly helped him to open her eyes on equality of outcomes, convincing her that she absolutely could not refuse to go out with him any more than the next sweaty protester at a pro-choice rally.

We do give ourselves credit in the footer for being a founding member of the Society For Advancement Of Secondary Sexual Characteristics, but that is a far cry from what you might call "sexual enhancement."

And finally, dear Facebook, please take your artificial intelligence out of the gutter and explain to it that "glorious Party Organ" doesn't mean what it thinks it means.

In summary, please reinstate the People's Cube in your shop as a G-rated product and a model for progressive education reform, or share with us your views on using it as an adult item and we will amend our advertising accordingly.

Collectively yours,
Red Square,
People's Director,
Department of Adult Agitation and Propaganda

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While we await Facebook's response, we encourage everyone to contribute your tips on how to use the People's Cube as an adult item: pros and cons, dos and donts, best practices, etc.

We are also interested in your ideas on how to make a PG-13 advertisement of the cube as a progressive sex toy - text, image, or video.

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Next we'll be forbidden to sell the cubes unless the user checks "I'm old enough to handle adult agitation and propaganda." And the site won't open unless you check the 18+ confirmation box.

Get it here while you can!


CLICK HERE TO BUY CUBES


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A comrade responded to this news on Twitter:

Maybe you should sell a social justice cube, with each square a different color/pattern (rainbow/chaos), and which can't be figured out because there is no solution---and no point.
That's a great idea as well. Except Facebook has identified 58 genders, but there are only 54 squares in a cube. Four genders will be left out, they'll get triggered and have the multicolored cube banned.

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Apparently FB has removed the block now, also without an explanation. But it did last for several days before I wrote the response.

Perhaps they tested it and and said, "Man, it's almost like this cube thing isn't even a sex toy!"

I was already beginning to think we were all using it wrong.


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Red Square wrote: Perhaps they tested it and and said, "Man, it's almost like this cube thing isn't even a sex toy!"

I'll bet it was the sharp corners.

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RedDiaperette wrote:It is all in the torque of the twist.

RD, one thing 'pelipsky knows in mythical hare brained horned rodent mind, is that TPC™ will do the two-stroke on minds, calling up the mental two-backed beast to arise and really bring on ecstasy of mirth and joy.

'pelipsky

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I want my battery powered People's Cube!

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Komrades, I confess: Spurred by the troika of Red Square, Zuckerberg and Rubik, I did it.
Yes, today I did have sexual relations with that cubsixtahedron, my Red People's Cube.
It was, nu, prosto podavlyayushchaya sladostnost' (da, I'm still like totally groggy).

And yet, nothing beats the pursuit of Life, Liberty, Happiness & Equality via the People's Cube!

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Genosse - that's "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of the People's Cube."

Bill Clinton wrote:I did have sexual relations with that cubsixtahedron, the People's Cube.

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RedDiaperette wrote:It is all in the torque of the twist.
Indeed, it is a torque, wrapped in a twist, inside an enigmatic infinitely-dimensional Hilbert Cube.

(da, da, Komradette Purr, I know how you esteem homomorphisms, homeomorphisms, & the like!)

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Comrades!
I must confess that I have used the Peoples Cube in an unclean manner. While contemplating the righteous genius of the Cube(), it occurred to me that the equality in outcomes reflected by the Cube() could be reproduced by equality in punishment... Oh I mean justice, to those who are found to be reactionary counter-revolutionaries against the Glorious March to Next Tuesday(). The idea of mass slaughter well, yes slaughter was so arousing I lost control of myself. I know Comrade Dzerzhinsky and Comrade Beria would understand, may Comrade Stalin have mercy on their souls. So many Kulaks, Trupkins, nazi's, so much time, it's like the virgins in Islam, who could ask for anything more beautiful!

As Always! Your Humble Liquidator!

Dimitri


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I don't get it. Seems harmless enough to me. Are they confused?

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In the past, I was shamed by my inability to use the Rubik's Cube. No matter how I twisted and turned and manipulated it, it never came out right. Thanks to The People's Cube, I am satisfied every time. Equal outcomes for all! Thanks, comrades, for this wonderful device.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... Yes, today I did have sexual relations with that cubsixtahedron, my Red People's Cube. ...
Ja, zis is so intoxicating, so, so, transfixing...

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(putz/sechel = abracadabra? comrade, reeducate here!)

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Red Square wrote:A comrade responded to this news on Twitter:

Maybe you should sell a social justice cube, with each square a different color/pattern (rainbow/chaos), and which can't be figured out because there is no solution---and no point.
That's a great idea as well. Except Facebook has identified 58 genders, but there are only 54 squares in a cube. Four genders will be left out, they'll get triggered and have the multicolored cube banned.

Can not 4 of the squares identify as two-spirited, thereby fitting all 58 genders on the NovoKube?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Can not 4 of the squares identify as two-spirited, thereby fitting all 58 genders on the NovoKube?
Is there a Nobel Prize in Gender Studies? Our Kollektive unisono nominates Comrade Stierlitz!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... sexual relations with that cubsixtahedron ...
Red Square wrote:
Bill Clinton wrote:I did have sexual relations with that cubsixtahedron, the People's Cube.
Comrades, samokritika time...
I got a reprimand from the top toppest Politbur, uh, Areiopagos. The one crowded by Pythagoras, al-Khwarizmi, Carl Friedrich Gauss, David Hilbert, John von Neumann and all the Mighty Gang.

What's wrong with you, dummkopf? they asked. '..sixta..'? Don't you know, it's '..sexta..'? '..sexta..'! '..sexta..'! '..sexta..'! Always been, and always will be!

You dummkopf,
they continued, you think modern Anglo-Saxon is, like, Übermensch of All Languages??? Now remember: sextahedron! sextahedron! Never 'sixtahedron', ja? (and they levitated away, to the Afar & Above, the ∞ Dimension.)

So... bye-bye, my evening beet soup (and kasha!). It will be most equally distributed to you, the Kollektive. While I will be directed to stand in the corner, dunce cap plus sackcloth, and - for your amusement! - recite aloud the glorious Pi, up to the digit #768 (as in Mystery 1, Feynman Point).


(hah! Slick Willie was already heard prevaricating: Yeah, sure, I always said cubsextahedron. Always 'sex', and 'sex'. It's that Red Square who made me 'sixta'!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:...I will be directed to stand in the corner, dunce cap plus sackcloth, and - for your amusement! - recite aloud the glorious Pi, up to the digit #768...

Genosse Dummkopf - I have a better punishment for you. Go to this page, take the Has-Dick Test, and don't come back until you've dug up (or made up) the answers and post them here.

HASELBAUER - DICKHEISER TEST FOR EXCEPTIONAL INTELLIGENCE

For example:

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(I hear one of them is based on the German WWI cipher, so you should have no problem there).

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Red Square wrote:... take the Has-Dick Test, and don't come back until ...
Himmelherrgottsakrament!
After 10 minutes, you are I is as wise as before.

(I better go back to <Has-Dick> + <NovoKube> exertions, as already drilled...)

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But, but, has dick or not has dick... :

Komrades, samokritika is samokritika. An embarrassing picture popped up. (From our surveillance, I mean, escorting cameras?) I can't* I even don't think to veil this. Samokritikally yours:


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(basis: a clever Russian cartoon)

Among many, it also fully explains this former bizarre confession:



* Of course do I reveal this. Heh-heh, because if not... (and what, if Komrade Dimitri Felixovich Kissov is behind all that, eh?)

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Comrade Dummkoph!

Have no fear Comrade, we at the Commissariat for the Liquidation of all Enemies of the People(™) only 'work' on those who have been denounced by 'Higher Authority', make your quotas and I'm sure we'll never cross paths. Anyway, with so many Trumpkins, KKKapitalists and Nazi's around it may take us years to get to any Party (™) members as we at the Commissariat prefer a 'hands on' approach to our duties, if you get my drift. Why not enjoy the moment? This 'mass' thing is to impersonal for our tastes!

Again, in Great Socialist Comraderie,
Your Humble Liquidator!

Dimitri!


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Gee whizzers but those sanity tests are hard at TPC™

GD, dear comrade, return to us soon...
'pelipsky


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Red Square wrote:... and don't come back until ...

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jackalopelipsky wrote:... GD, dear comrade, return to us soon ...
The answer is 43 .(because 43 = 42 + 1).

Wrong, you say?
Ach ja? So, tell us why! .(and don't come back until you've a bulletproof chain of evidence!)

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Dimitri Kissov wrote:

Comrade Dummkoph!

Have no fear Comrade, we at the Commissariat for the Liquidation of all Enemies of the People(™) only 'work' on those who have been denounced by 'Higher Authority', make your quotas and I'm sure we'll never cross paths. Anyway, with so many Trumpkins, KKKapitalists and Nazi's around it may take us years to get to any Party (™) members as we at the Commissariat prefer a 'hands on' approach to our duties, if you get my drift. [highlight=#ffff00]Why not enjoy the moment?[/highlight] This 'mass' thing is to impersonal for our tastes!

Again, in Great Socialist Comraderie,
Your Humble Liquidator!

Dimitri!

Jawohl, Dimitri Felixovich!
Long live Ve-Che-Ka!

Beet quotas, singing Интернационал, no complaints, and virtues like Komrade mi's WHouse rat!


P.S. Plus no NovoKube sex & hedrons!

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Even Comrade Red Square would be surprised (and very pleased) to know that whenever Commissar Kindly Uncle Unkulturny entertains a Comely Comrade™ , the introduction of a Peoples Cube into our most comradely romantic interlude brings on looks of astonishment and delight!


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An adult item? Clearly this forbidden fruit is too dangerous to the (man)children who swarm Facebook everyday

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The People's Anthony Sullivan wrote:An adult item? Clearly this forbidden fruit is too dangerous to the (man)children who swarm Facebook everyday
Or perhaps the problem lies in its appeal to "adults" in the first place. Do we not know feel that all should be for The Children,™ those intrepid strikers and marchers who reject the phallologocentric categories of "facts" and reason?

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Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:... whenever Commissar Kindly Uncle Unkulturny entertains a Comely Comrade™, the introduction of a Peoples Cube into our most comradely romantic interlude brings on looks of astonishment and delight!
Alas, if only comrade Beria had a NovoKube sextahedron on hand, adding transcendental finesse to his notorious, quite uncomradely forced unorthodoxly orchestrated, romantic forays...

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
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Verily, Komradette Clara, a timeless motif!


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Genosse - our once-frequent contributor, Sister Massively Opiated, used to address me in an elevated fashion, as Incarnadine Trapezoid. I guess It's time I upped it to Incarnadine Sextahedron (or at least use it as my porn-star name).

But when I googled images for "sextahedron" I found none. What gives? Instead, I found SyberLenin. So I guess we still are on the right track.

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A comrade has told me that the reason for the ban was the use of "Glorious Party Organ" because this is what Facebook censors imagine when they see those words.

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The People's Cube? Yeah, I'd spawn with that.

Not overly discriminating in the Current Truth ™

Red Salmon

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I also suspect that our frequent use of "The Scream" by Monk could have triggered the ban due to its obviously erotic nature (as far as the imagination of the Facebook censors is concerned).

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I take full responsibility for being influenced by The Peoples Cube when I first encountered it in 2010.

I laughed so hard for days and knew I had to be a part of it.

I did!

Oh, and I hope I haven't offended anyone for doing this. (like I really care).

Within 6 months, I found the love of my life on TPC and we are married now.

And, TPC is not even a dating site. Amazing!

Ya gotta follow your passion, so "they" say! I got a two-fer, TPC AND my husband!

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Pamalinsky wrote:I take full responsibility for being influenced by The Peoples Cube when I first encountered it in 2010.

I laughed so hard for days and knew I had to be a part of it.

I did!

Oh, and I hope I haven't offended anyone for doing this. (like I really care).

Within 6 months, I found the love of my life on TPC and we are married now.

And, TPC is not even a dating site. Amazing!

Ya gotta follow your passion, so "they" say! I got a two-fer, TPC AND my husband!


Komrade Pammie, thank you for your public first hand testimony to the power of 'Group Think' on The People's Cube. Now, do you know of someone you told this to that told it to someone else who in turn told another person that we could question as to the truth of your testimony?


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Red Square wrote:... Sister Massively Opiated, used to address me in an elevated fashion, as Incarnadine Trapezoid ...
While the poetic scent of "Incarnadine Trapezoid" is nearly unequaled, I must nevertheless denounce Sista, and Massively at that !

"Tra―pe―zoid"? A two-dimensional thingy, flat as the boobs of a hallucinating phallocratory transgenderist?

How dare Sista flatten out our Komrade Director, as if he were, pardonne-moi mes mots, a f*ing flatworm dried out by Global Warming???


Trapezoidal prism! Truncated pyramid! Quadrangular frustum! These are permissible terms!

Trapezoidagon, verdammt nochmal! "Incarnadine Trapezoidagon"!


OK, ok...
Now, perestroika of hyperventilatory energy done, lets focus on politbureau-level matters.
Red Square wrote:... But when I googled images for "sextahedron" I found none ...
da..... sigh...

Komrades, what there is, is "hexahedron"... xxxhedrons, pored over since millenia (da, millenia). Among many, also Plato, Pythagoras, Euclid had their fingers in that pie (da, pie, not pi).

But "hexahedron" is miles away from our Sexy Party Organ, da? Look, Komrades, here just a glimpse into that calamity:

hexahedron > ... > cuboid > ... > cube
(where ">" stands for
"is a more general
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notion|concept|object")
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And from "just cube" to our SexaKube, there is further miles versts, no?

Also, when you just say "hex", some comrades run away in panic! Hexe! Baba Yaga! Woe is us!
Others - kampyuter types - understand only o yep, hexadecimal, and start: 16=10, 16*16=100, etc...

No sex in all that...


Komrades, "Incarnadine SextaKube", that's it!

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Comrade Svyet wrote:after a hard day at farming beets, the little woman and I look at each other, with that gleam in our eyes, that smile on our lips and she tells me with a tremble in her voice, "to heck with fried beets, let grab the "cube" and have fun in bed". But to obey our GLorious Leader's family policy, Nancy Pelosi, we make sure to use protection. One family, one cube.
JA!!!
That's the most equally korrekt attitude of Kube-Gulagniks towards the SextaKube!
Sustainable, carbon-free (rubber isn't carbon, ja?), open plus diverse, and In-Kube-We-Thrust!

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:I take full responsibility for being influenced by The Peoples Cube when I first encountered it in 2010.

I laughed so hard for days and knew I had to be a part of it.

I did!

Oh, and I hope I haven't offended anyone for doing this. (like I really care).

Within 6 months, I found the love of my life on TPC and we are married now.

And, TPC is not even a dating site. Amazing!

Ya gotta follow your passion, so "they" say! I got a two-fer, TPC AND my husband!


Komrade Pammie, thank you for your public first hand testimony to the power of 'Group Think' on The People's Cube. Now, do you know of someone you told this to that told it to someone else who in turn told another person that we could question as to the truth of your testimony?

All relevant and irrelevant gossip and innuendo can be found here:

Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky Announce Their Marriage right on TPC itself.

I've done this before but, for the life of me, I can't nestle the link into the headline anymore. Can someone help me on this?

Never mind! I figured it out! Whew!

Also, I just wanted to mention to Comrade Red that I, too, found my porn-star name many years ago while responding to Comrade Putout. Are you ready? it's PAMALA CANAL! Is that not awesome, or what?

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Pamalinsky wrote:... I found the love of my life on TPC ...
There you are! A foolproof indication of "Incarnadine" forces inherent in the SextaKube!
And that - Pamalinsky again - "Within 6 months"!

6? Isn't it exactly the thing connotated by our prefixes in question, those "six-", "sex-", "hex-" ?

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Pamalinsky wrote:... my porn-star name .. while responding to Comrade Putout .. it's PAMALA CANAL! ...
Oy, be careful, Pammie. It can easily be twisted, say, to KAMALA (like HARRIS), or sumptin.

(but OK - under the revolutionary glow of SextaKube, anything goes!)

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Comrade Square, I heard of this travesty of capitalist nonsense today whilst embedded deep in a Red State. I then proceeded to attempt to log in to this, the People's Glorious Party Organ, and VIOLA! I succeeded, unlike the last 17,420 times I tried post-the-new-security.

I denounce this Book of Face! How DARE these capitalist puritans try to stop the sale of the glorious Cube™?!?

Why, just 15 minutes ago I showed my own adult sex toy, by which I mean my glorious People's Cube, to a young female cow-orker, and she immediately ordered one! She was curious as to what size batteries it takes, but as I have an older model, built from hardened beet vodka, I simply didn't have an answer. She'll find out when it arrives.Comrades, now that I've managed to enter the People's Glorious Party Organ once again, I shall have to frequent The Cube more often. I miss those long, cold nights of wistful beet vodka slurping out behind the tractor barn...

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Pamalinsky wrote: All relevant and irrelevant gossip and innuendo can be found here:

Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky Announce Their Marriage right on TPC itself.


Hmmmmmmmm.......I see an inquisition is in order to decide what is and is not relevant and irrelevant gossip and or innuendo. Don't worry Komrade Pammie, this should only take a few years and can easily be funded by selling 800,000 bushels of beets at the going rate of $40. per bushel. Don't you worry about a thing.

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Hooray! Komrade R.O.C.K. "has been climbed out (right in time)" from under the rock which till now denied him the kollektive pleasures of SextaKube (including KuboSexting)!

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote: All relevant and irrelevant gossip and innuendo can be found here:

Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky Announce Their Marriage right on TPC itself.


Hmmmmmmmm.......I see an inquisition is in order to decide what is and is not relevant and irrelevant gossip and or innuendo. Don't worry Komrade Pammie, this should only take a few years and can easily be funded by selling 800,000 bushels of beets at the going rate of $40. per bushel. Don't you worry about a thing.

Just mmhmmmhhhmmm. Nothing like he said/Pamala Canal said here and there say to cubeilate the beet toiling masses. It's like listening to a party-line of cubeasextoy. "Hello? Mable...connect me to #BR 549" so the whole gulag can hear and say and get secret service protection.

'pelipsky
#BR 549

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:[...Comrades, now that I've managed to enter the People's Glorious Party Organ once again, I shall have to frequent The Cube more often. I miss those long, cold nights of wistful beet vodka slurping out behind the tractor barn...

Comrade ROCK, your recent non-contribution to the collective and its effect on beet quotas has been duly noted. The fact that you disappeared WITH your ration card is still at issue

That being said, do join us in tractor barn #2 after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried, your seat at the bar corner shelf of the tool room has been saved we have much to discuss and catch up on. Have you seen how many rodentia are underfoot since your return?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:... my porn-star name .. while responding to Comrade Putout .. it's PAMALA CANAL! ...
Oy, be careful, Pammie. It can easily be twisted, say, to KAMALA (like HARRIS), or sumptin.

(but OK - under the revolutionary glow of SextaKube, anything goes!)

GD is right, dear Pammiealinsky. And!. typical of TPC™ and its revolutionary SestaKube afterglow...it's already happened.

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 20864.html

Time just circles around and round...the future is the past at TPC™.

'pelipsky

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Wow! Only in the dim waggly light of Tractor Barn's #2 incandescent lightbulb dangling in cold autumnal winds did it become clear, that Komrade R.O.C.K. not only "was been climbed out" from under the rock where he got stuck (along with that ration card! uzhas!), but - R.O.C.K.'s own words! - he "managed to enter the People's Glorious Party Organ".

Truly, a gulagish phallocratorial knee-slapper: One second, he crowls from under a rock, and next second, he (giggle, snicker, tee-hee) "enters" the (incarnadine!) "Party Organ"!

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Of course it's all heavy-duty Batyushka-bulbs! (in case somebody asks )

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(& I once took a glimpse - but psst, Komrades! - into Ivan's secret storeroom!)


(and now - shoo! shoo! - all back to SextaKubing!)
(uh, to beet quotas!)

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(BACKGROUND: Emergent Stereometric Revolt, including dimensions higher than 3.)

XXXhedrons of the Plato-Pythagorean underworld, UNITE!

(#WeToo want to be Red-Hot Party Organs!)

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:[...Comrades, now that I've managed to enter the People's Glorious Party Organ once again, I shall have to frequent The Cube more often. I miss those long, cold nights of wistful beet vodka slurping out behind the tractor barn...

Comrade ROCK, your recent non-contribution to the collective and its effect on beet quotas has been duly noted. The fact that you disappeared WITH your ration card is still at issue

[highlight=#ffff99]That being said, do join us in tractor barn #2 after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried, your seat at the bar corner shelf of the tool room has been saved we have much to discuss and catch up on. Have you seen how many rodentia are underfoot since your return?[/highlight]

'pelipsky hears you, Ambassador and ChiefCEO/Employee Direktor of Tractor Barn#2, And here come R.O.C.K. back and bad...and according to Genosse Dummkopf...was like pretty dang hard on the Party's Beaver Organ...yeah' an' yo Mama wear a squeeze box and yo Daddy can't get no sleep.

So, Honorable Ambassador to Texazistan - with a little Tractor Consortium on the side, when you said 'us', does that include certain mythical hare-brained horned rodents, too? ....or at least until 'pelipsky spills something? Then it's back to the Basement Treatment Room for declassification mental acid jiggle bath and sandblasting....and 'pelipsky would rather not go that route.

Besides in TPC™ Party Organ Beaver World remember

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Red Square wrote: Perhaps they tested it and and said, "Man, it's almost like this cube thing isn't even a sex toy!"

I'll bet it was the sharp corners.

We bought one and the corners are rounded, ROUNDED, I TELL YOU! Nothing to see here, move along.....

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Red Square wrote: Perhaps they tested it and and said, "Man, it's almost like this cube thing isn't even a sex toy!"

I'll bet it was the sharp corners.

We bought one and [highlight=#ffff00]the corners are rounded, ROUNDED, I TELL YOU[/highlight]! Nothing to see here, move along.....
Much vigorous use and concomitant friction will indeed do that ... I hear. (Tee hee.)

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KOMRADE (= my Kubic Organ Modelling-Reexamination-And-Deviation Evaluator) predic(k)ts :
Given the extraordinary plexus of concepts & feelings covered by the main - People's Cube as a Sex Toy - indoctrination here (videlicet: desire, stereometry, kommunizm, upperversion, Zuck-AI, mercantilism, Das Kapital, Red Dildoism, mysterius smoothing of vertices, ...), this topic here has the potential to get the ultimately longest one (thread, I mean).

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18: Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
SextaKube: One Kube, one Sex, one Bunker*!
* which may or may not exist.


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Pamalinsky wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Red Square wrote: Perhaps they tested it and and said, "Man, it's almost like this cube thing isn't even a sex toy!"

I'll bet it was the sharp corners.

We bought one and the corners are rounded, ROUNDED, I TELL YOU! Nothing to see here, move along.....

Comrades, only at TPC™ are corners round. Or as we say down here in Texazistan's Gulag Train Car Switching Stations...."Head for the round house, Pamala Canal...the guards can't corner you there!"

'pelipsky
#BR 549

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Genosse Dummkopf said

How dare Sista flatten out our Komrade Director, as if he were, pardonne-moi mes mots, a f*ing flatworm dried out by Global Warming???

Now...there's an image. Comrades, Global Warming must be contained at all costs or we lose the 3rd Dimension and TPC™ sextacube flatlines. Agitate NOW!

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Captain Craptek wrote:...

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Komrades!
A certain Woody (hey there, in the corner - stop gigglin', ja?), was he up for kinda SextaKube?

But the geometry he clung to? Awful! Wrong! Uzhas!

Shapewise, it's non-proletarian! More like, uh, Platonian or sumptin, fully kulakish!
And rotatively? Sheer katastrophe, no snappy latching from Equal-State to Equal-State!

Last not least, color? Bourgeois grayish, prerevolutionary senselessness?






P.S.
Lefty or not Lefty, comrade Woody is a walking validation of Axiom-Y :
When it comes to Humor, the inner-Yid always beats the inner-Lefty!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:... my porn-star name .. while responding to Comrade Putout .. it's PAMALA CANAL! ...
Oy, be careful, Pammie. It can easily be twisted, say, to KAMALA (like HARRIS), or sumptin.

(but OK - under the revolutionary glow of SextaKube, anything goes!)
Yeah, I know, Comrade Genosse, but I think of her name every time I hear mine, or, I think of my name every time I hear hers. It's all so confusing but, I'll take my chances.

After all, I am old enough to observe the selling off of the Panama Canal to the Globalists. So, there's that.

PAMALA KAMALA TOMAYTO TOMAATO Let's call the whole thing off!

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Now, the LGBTTQQIP2SAACAPF2K+ got wind of the new trendy Party Organ.

The Berlin LGB(ETC..) Kommissariat resolved that during their annual Party/Fest (a somewhat provincial copy of CSD), the red-hot Party Organ will visually lead, nicely erected over the city.

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