Komrads, our glorious Socialist Cause has been betrayed by a former member of the Soviet, and by the Ghost of Christmas Past (Alexander Solzhenitsyn):

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Such a security breach must be addressed quickly, to stop the intelligence hemorrhage, and to stop the Reactionaries from undoing our Gloяious Woяld of Иэxt Tuэsday™ plans.

I hereby edict a FATWAH (yes, Islam has better tools than the Paяty Politbuяo), against both Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Paul Gogulski. Solzhenitsyn is hereby sentenced in the Beyond to become a virgin in Islamic Paradise, and Gogulski is sentenced to become a toilet plunger 'virgin' before getting beheaded.

We must not allow ever this type of disloyalty to the Kollektive.

Comrade Jibaro, your use of Islamic methods to attack the enemies of the people is very commendable. Our comrades in the great, bound to be here anyday, Islamo-Marxist Future ™ will not ask if our methods were appropriate. They will only care that we ruthlessly beheaded and stoned (or is it stoned and beheaded, I always get my Islamo-Marxist methods mixed up) the infidel counter-revolutionaries and prepared a glorious Islamo-Marxist paradise with the required 72 virgins for them. Your place in their Little Red Koran is assured, Comrade Sheik Al-Jibaro!