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At the recently concluded COP26 Climate Summit, the two top Climate Scientists of the World, Joe Biden and John Kerry, made a momentous announcement:

Carbon Dioxide and Methane are equal!

Yes, that is right. Methane is now Equal to Carbon Dioxide in causing Global Warminsk. And so you must now get rid of your milk cow, and the steer you were raising for food, because they are just as Guilty as the car in your driveway that we made you get rid of last year.

And you must never, never eat anything that makes you fart.

Dear Leader is excepted, of course, because he is More Equal than the rest of us. He may fart in the presence of the Pope, the Duchess of Cornhole Cornwall, or anywhere else he pleases.

Please do not bother me with questions. I am busy recalibrating my lab equipment to accommodate this new gas in my calculations.

Biden, Kerry Claim methane responsible for about half of observed warming

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Gases are equal? These two will be most "relieved" to hear that.