FLAT FLOTUS Contest: Choose Background for the First Lady


The toiling Photoshopping masses have now acquired a new great tool in their arsenal. Now anyone with minimal skills in graphic editing can create compelling images of Flat Flotus on meaningful backgrounds, thus helping the media to deliver the Current Truth about our First Lady to the credulous public.
IOTW is already running a complementary contest. We'll cross-post their entries below.
Grassroots activism has just entered a new era! You think the public perusing of Sarah Palin's emails was a massive effort? Wait till you see the upcoming Flat Flotus gallery!
And as you rev up your 'puters preparing for the 'shopping spree, keep in mind the true meaning of the shovel in her hands, as defined in the People's Glossary:
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Shovel
A symbol of suffering and sacrifice for The Greater Good™. Used in hard labor therapy or in self-criticism sessions to redeem potential thought crimes. Every citizen must keep his or her shovel in good repair at all times and bring it to the railroad station if called to duty by the Commissar. The shovel is an important part of Earth Day festival, or Sacrificial Earth Shoveling Day, celebrating the death and rebirth of Great Lenin.

Ivan Betinov
... Seen here posing with the heirloom shovel of their ancestors, FLATUS Obama recently acknowledged...Just like the heirloom shovel itself, the very art of martial shovel-wielding is a skill passed in her family from generation to generation. Did you notice the "eagle-claw" grip she is using on this one? Only Barack may know the full extent of her gripping techniques. But I digess...
Here are some pictures of Michelle's ancestors.
A creature that looked just like FLOTUS used to be a feared fighting machine in the Persian army, killing many a Spartan with her battle shovel. A favorite of Xerxes, she was so formidable that putting up merely a cardboard cutout of her on the first line of the attack was enough to make the enemy run.


Michelle's beshoveled ancestors are quite known throughout history. The first recorded sighting happened at The Tower of Babel. She insisted on fair redistribution of rations, bricks, mortar, and scaffolding throughout the entire construction site. Then the tower collapsed.
Then was the invasion of Greece, the destruction of Rome from within through massive entitlements, Attila the Hun, the Black Plague, etc...













Our glorious FLOTUS was seen teaching workers to protest capitalist exploitation.




R.O.C.K. in the USSA
LooneyMichelle.jpg


Superkommissar Maksim

!@*%#







MO digs up a new running mate for BO

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The Manure Pile
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Comrade Buffoon
Moochelle Shovel ramones.jpgGabba Gabba Hey!


Mo, BO & Go!









Michelle Obama
Many of us came in this expecting to see all the change we talked about to happen all at once. But the truth is, it's going to take a lot longer to dig ourselves out of this hole than any of us imagined.http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1




Night Of The Progs






Chedoh
lol


It SCREAMS THIS!






Tovarichi
I lack the technology, but the image of Her Highness Moochele in front of a mountain of French Fries or a buffet line would be appropriate, no?...or her confronting a buttered lobster tail.




Laika the Space Dog
Tovarichi
I lack the technology, but the image of Her Highness Moochele in front of a mountain of French Fries or a buffet line would be appropriate, no?...or her confronting a buttered lobster tail.
I already claim credit for that suggestion: What? No pictures off all the obese Children™ she's trying to defend from the ravages of processed "junk food"? What about all those steaks and lobsters she's put away? Isn't it clear that by her holding this shovel with that hungry look on her face that she has evolved far beyond any need for mere forks and spoons that us average proles use on a daily basis? Yes, it is.





We must do something immediately to stop this!
--Fearless Leader


We must track down the treacherous pirate of The Peoples Art who created this Phlat POTUS, which is obviously designed to mock my shoveling as being similar to my baseball-pitching: .

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--Fearless Leader


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one yet. The Vietnam one is my fave.


Czar Trek: Episode 6, “The Shysters of Triskelion.”


Ted State
I am suprized nobody did this The attachment kevinbacon_animalhouse.jpg is no longer availableone yet. The Vietnam one is my fave.







Don't know what she did with George. In fact, I don't want to ask.






No more nookie here!!! sez FLOTUS











THIS is my shovel!
THIS is for fighting
THIS is for destroying-entire-economies-and-forcing-all-proles-to-live-in-a-hovel!




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--Fearless Leader











Neotrotsky
michelleunicorn.pngComrade Neo,
What the HELL is that?


Corporeal Whinny
Neotrotsky
michelleunicorn.pngComrade Neo,
What the HELL is that?
Comrade,
those are fine art works by an artist who supports Papa Obama and "our progressive goals"
Dan Lacey to see more of his fine work
you can't make this stuff up...
He does Faithmouse as well


Neotrotsky
Corporeal Whinny
Neotrotsky
michelleunicorn.pngComrade Neo,
What the HELL is that?
Comrade,
those are fine art works by an artist who supports Papa Obama and "our progressive goals"
Dan Lacey to see more of his fine work
see the vido
http://vimeo.com/earwig/theecstasyofdanlacey
you can't make this stuff up...



very true

He does do/did Faithmouse
I suspect his paintings are more against Obama than for...

These paintings best show our Progressive Hopes and Dreams




Infidel Castrate
flotus6.jpgThis is my shovel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must whack my shovel true. I must whack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must whack him on the head before he whacks me on the head. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of Communism, we are the masters of the proletariat, we and Dear Leader are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no rich people, but peace. A-wymmin










Princess Nookie
Infidel Castrate
flotus6.jpgThis is my shovel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must whack my shovel true. I must whack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must whack him on the head before he whacks me on the head. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of Communism, we are the masters of the proletariat, we and Dear Leader are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no rich people, but peace. A-wymmin
Brings tears to this Old Revolutionaries ™ eyes.
As to the inclusion of Private First Class Privates in my photo;
This is my Weiner. There are many others like it but this one is mine. My Weiner is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Weiner is useless. Without my Weiner, I am useless. I must wank my Weiner true. I must wank straighter than my enemy, who is trying to wank me ...


That Obamarat killing innocent people in Libya with the WMD Nato colonial crusador agressor



Princess Nookie
This is my shovel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must whack my shovel true. I must whack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must whack him on the head before he whacks me on the head. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of Communism, we are the masters of the proletariat, we and Dear Leader are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no rich people, but peace. A-wymminTHOUGHTCRIME!!!
"God" is a bourgeois concept created by the capitalists to keep the proletariat in check.
Rewrite your post and remove God and in it's place insert 'Obama (PBUH)'
This is your first and only warning. Another 'slip' and you will be reassigned to Mining Camp No. 12. Prepare your shovel....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH


O'Brien
Princess Nookie
This is my shovel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My shovel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my shovel is useless. Without my shovel, I am useless. I must whack my shovel true. I must whack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must whack him on the head before he whacks me on the head. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my shovel and myself are defenders of Communism, we are the masters of the proletariat, we and Dear Leader are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there are no rich people, but peace. A-wymmin
THOUGHTCRIME!!!
"God" is a bourgeois concept created by the capitalists to keep the proletariat in check.
Rewrite your post and remove God and in it's place insert 'Obama (PBUH)'
This is your first and only warning. Another 'slip' and you will be reassigned to Mining Camp No. 12. Prepare your shovel....
O'Brien
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Oh come now Comrade O'Brien, seems the Princess of Nookie is a good Communist, you are so 1960's in your thinking, haven't you heard ... we now accept Liberation Theology into our Groupthink™.