The Florida Senate Bill 2022 SB 1834 is only ninety-five lines in length. The Bill has been greviously maligned and mischaracterized. 

The Bill is nothing more nor less than a codification into law of an aspect of the principle of consent of the governed. There is no such thing as a free society without the principle of the consent of the governed encompassing all social interaction and transactions. 

This is the heart of the matter. The Left strikes at the heart and murders the body politic. This cannot be.

Florida Senate - 2022 SB 1834

By Senator Baxley

12-01508B-22                                       20221834__

1.        A bill to be entitled
2     An act relating to parental rights in education;
3     amending s. 1001.42, F.S.; requiring district school
4     boards to adopt procedures that comport with certain
5     provisions of law for notifying a student’s parent of
6     specified information; requiring such procedures to
7     reinforce the fundamental right of parents to make
8     decisions regarding the upbringing and control of
9     their children in a specified manner; prohibiting the
10   procedures from prohibiting a parent from accessing
11   certain records; providing construction; prohibiting a
12   school district from adopting procedures or student
13   support forms that require school district personnel
14   to withhold from a parent specified information or
15   that encourage or have the effect of encouraging a
16   student to withhold from a parent such information;
17   providing an exception; prohibiting school district
18   personnel from discouraging or prohibiting parental
19   notification and involvement in critical decisions
20   affecting a student’s mental, emotional, or physical
21   well-being; prohibiting a school district from
22   encouraging classroom discussion about sexual
23   orientation or gender identity in primary grade levels
24   or in a specified manner; authorizing a parent to
25   bring an action against a school district to obtain a
26   declaratory judgment that a school district procedure
27   or practice violates certain provisions of law;
28   providing for the additional award of injunctive
29   relief, damages, and reasonable attorney fees and
30   court costs to certain parents; requiring certain
31   training developed or provided by a school district to
32   adhere to standards established by the Department of
33   Education; requiring the department to review and
34   update, as necessary, specified materials by a certain
35   date; providing an effective date.
36
37   Be It Enacted by the Legislature of the State of Florida:
38
39   Section 1. Paragraph (c) is added to subsection (8) of
40   section 1001.42, Florida Statutes, to read:
41          1001.42 Powers and duties of district school board.—The
42   district school board, acting as a board, shall exercise all
43   powers and perform all duties listed below:
44           (8) STUDENT WELFARE.—
45           (c)1. In accordance with the rights of parents enumerated
46   in ss. 1002.20 and 1014.04, adopt procedures for notifying a
47   student’s parent if there is a change in the student’s services
48   or monitoring related to the student’s mental, emotional, or
49   physical health or well-being and the school’s ability to
50   provide a safe and supportive learning environment for the
51   student. The procedures must reinforce the fundamental right of
52   parents to make decisions regarding the upbringing and control
53   of their children by requiring school district personnel to
54   encourage a student to discuss issues relating to his or her
55   well-being with his or her parent or to seek permission to
56   discuss or facilitate discussion of the issue with the parent.
57   The procedures must comply with s. 1002.22(2) and may not
58   prohibit a parent from accessing any of his or her minor child’s
59   education records created, maintained, or used by the school
60   district. This paragraph does not limit or alter any obligation
61   of school district personnel to report suspected abuse,
62   abandonment, or neglect, as those terms are defined in s. 39.01.
63            2. A school district may not adopt procedures or student
64   support forms that require school district personnel to withhold
65   from a parent information about his or her student’s mental,
66   emotional, or physical health or well-being, or a change in
67   related services or monitoring, or that encourage or have the
68   effect of encouraging a student to withhold from a parent such
69   information, unless a reasonably prudent person would believe
70   that such disclosure would result in abuse, abandonment, or
71   neglect, as those terms are defined in s. 39.01. School district
72   personnel may not discourage or prohibit parental notification
73   of and involvement in critical decisions affecting a student’s
74   mental, emotional, or physical health or well-being.
75           3. A school district may not encourage classroom discussion
76   about sexual orientation or gender identity in primary grade
77   levels or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or
78 developmentally appropriate for students.
79           4. A parent of a student may bring an action against a
80    school district to obtain a declaratory judgment that a school
81   district procedure or practice violates this paragraph and seek
82   injunctive relief. A court may award damages and shall award
83   reasonable attorney fees and court costs to a parent who
84   receives declaratory or injunctive relief.
85           5. Student support services training developed or provided
86   by a school district to school district personnel must adhere to
87   student services guidelines, standards, and frameworks
88   established by the Department of Education.
89          Section 2. By June 30, 2023, the Department of Education
90   shall review and update, as necessary, school counseling
91   frameworks and standards; educator practices and professional
92   conduct principles; and any other student services personnel
93   guidelines, standards, or frameworks in accordance with the
94   requirements of this act.
95           Section 3. This act shall take effect July 1, 2022.

I didn't want to say it, but as a compliant crotch-prog I can't be silent.

Gay.

There, I said it.

Saying it is our everything. Without it we are nothing. It is the zeitgeist and existential imperative of the crotch-prog community.

In practicing reading skills, lines 79-84 were so re-heartening! ‘pelipsky read and re-read those lines over and over, just to be fully re-educated on the brave, new world Florida Senate - 2022 SB 1834 is on a quest to re-discover.

Re-education of Florida Public School System is going to be systemic, and systemic solutions are solved with lines 79-84 because money, exchanging hands, can re-educate hearts and minds. Everyone is a student capable of re-learning in Florida Public Schools!

forelock tug,
‘pelipsky