Comrades!

More Free Stuff, Especially For The Children!

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has answered the clarion call to the barricades!

Known for their free range milk cows who only get milked with the cow's consent, their non-corporate radicalism, redistributing their goods freely via oxen cart (with the ox's consent) instead of using the polluting internal combustion engines that run on BIG OIL and use BIG RUBBER for tires, and packaging their free goods in hand made clay pottery from a third world country instead of tree killing paper tubs...have come to Wall Street For The Children!

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Suggestions are pouring in for new flavors to honor our glorious revolutionaries.

Since the success of "Schweddy Balls", our progressive think tank here at the Cube would like to add these proven command economy ideas:

A) "Schweddy Hairy Armpits" for all the proles.
B) "Schweddy Greasy Ponytails" for the follicle challenged.
C) "Schweddy Hairy Legs" for the oppressed feminists.
D) "Schweddy Palms" for those who accidentally dropped their protest signs.

BTW Laika, I love my new mug showing you wearing your cosmonaut's helmet...
even though I had to pay money for it.

Not very progressive.... it should have been free.
Money's hard to come by when you're a lazy slob..... Occupier.

Comrades, lets not forget a favorite among Soviets. YOGURT! Maybe a "Red and Ready Cherry flavored low fat yogurt" for those who want to keep an eye on there fiqure, like fellow comrade, Micheal Moore! Or "Lenin's Lucious and Lovely Lemon and Lollipop" flavored yogurt made with llama milk straight from the farms of Hugo Chavez's Venezuela! All and all, just see this commercial to jumpstart that sluggish feeling. It will bring back wonderful memories. Maybe our great leader Red Square can point out to us his great-grandfather! May Red Square live as long as they do!!!!!!

Krasnodar wrote:BTW Laika, I love my new mug showing you wearing your cosmonaut's helmet...
even though I had to pay money for it.

Not very progressive.... it should have been free.
Money's hard to come by when you're a lazy slob..... Occupier.

Comrade Krasnodar!!!

Do you like little tiny box car??? How about garden spade for shovel????

YOU DID NOT BUY MUG!!!! DONATION was procured by the The Party™ in your name for GIFT of Laikia Mug.

You are welcome. The Party is generous, no?

Red Rooster......

The Party is generous, The Party is generous, The Party is generous...........

Thank you again, oh most illustrious and legendary of The Collective's barnyard foul,
for showing me the higher realities of Party approved logic.

Indeed, as I now recall, I was so overcome with joy in receiving my Laika the Space Dog
15 oz. two-toned coffee mug with black interior,

I immediately donated the suggested amount to The Peoples Dry Goods Store # 66!

Red Square's design is perfection..... this mug actually contains the hot coffee....... cleverly keeping the dangerously hot fluids from preventing injury to me, Krasnodar !

The donation was well worth the suggested amount shown. Glory to The Party!

Some non-schweddy flavors to consider?

Eco-Commie Watermelon Sherbet.... green on the outside, red on the inside!

Proletarian Skid-mark Undergarments.... Chocolate ice cream with peanuts and corn.

Thanks, KAM, for the visual of the last Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm going to try and eat some breakfast now.........

You are quite welcome Comrade Krasnodar, however I take no credit for this... I exist merely to serve the greater collective!

All Hail the God-State!

KAM

From their own website:

"Capitalism and the wealth it produces do not create opportunity for everyone equally. We recognize that the gap between the rich and the poor is wider than at any time since the 1920s. We strive to create economic opportunities for those who have been denied them and to advance new models of economic justice that are sustainable and replicable."

But B&J's is not union!! So some flavors would be: "Double Standard Chocolate, Two-Timing Turdie, and Hypocritical Huckster

This is Ben and Jerry's OCCUPY WALL STЯЭЭT flavor:


Because Socialism is a load of crap 'free goodies'.

Schweddy Hairy Armpits is a vital concern to me, that's why I'll be resigning as Secretary of State to run for President.

How about Beatnik Beet or just Beetnik? Deadbeet with Stolichnaya Swirl? Whatever the new flavor, it should come with a little shovel on the side for consuming and later toiling.

Can I get an order of vodka flavored sher-beet?