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Gas Price Memorandum

3/17/2022, 9:05 am
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Are gas prices shocking your wallet?

Secretary of Transportation, Petey Buttigeig releases a helpful statement to countermand your concerns. “If you can’t afford to put gas in your tank, call Uber. It’s a simplistic plan to keep America’s economy moving.”

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3/17/2022, 10:21 am
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jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
3/17/2022, 9:05 am
 Are gas prices shocking your wallet? Secretary of Transportation, Petey Buttigeig releases a helpful statement to countermand your concerns. “If you can’t afford to put gas in your tank, call Uber. It’s a simplistic plan to keep America’s economy moving.”

This Pete Buttigeig moment of ass-backwardness brought to you by the Department of the Posterior.
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3/17/2022, 10:25 am
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Secretary of Transportation, Petey Buttigeig releases a helpful statement to countermand your concerns. “If you want to inflame the world, call Biden. It’s a simplistic plan to keep the ruling oligarchs economy moving.”
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3/17/2022, 11:14 pm
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I didn't know Uber has tractor-trailer drivers. I could have much easier days if I had somebody to drive me around.
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3/18/2022, 7:55 am
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
3/17/2022, 11:14 pm
 I didn't know Uber has tractor-trailer drivers. I could have much easier days if I had somebody to drive me around.
Of course Uber can tractor-trailer your supplies.  Uber Eats is just one division. The next time you can’t afford to diesel up, just call them and all your diesel will be FREE!
 
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