Hillary Clinton to Play Boss in New Season of 'The Office'



The wildly popular comedy series "The Office" has just been given an injection of hilarity with Hillary Clinton's decision to show off her talents as "World's Best Boss" in the tenth season of the multi-award-winning show. Producers believe that the previously organic succession of Dunder Mifflin's incompetent but lovable managers - from Michael Scott to Robert California to Andy Bernard - will be seamlessly completed by the former Secretary of State, who is expected to bring with her plenty of baggage and surprising international connections.

Unhappy with her position as a provincial branch manager, the new boss is going to pull one clever trick after another - including bankruptcy and subsequent government bailout of her paper supply company - in order to move her office out of Joe Biden's native Scranton, Pennsylvania, into Washington, D.C.
In a slight departure from the original setting, the series moves on to present a hilarious documentary-style look at the humorous, and sometimes poignant, foolishness that plagues the world of government employees in high places.
Although the show's original writers and producers are all unexpectedly resigning due to recent job offers they couldn't refuse, everyone is confident that the series will continue to make people laugh with improvisational reprisals of Hillary's amusing "Reset Button" mishaps, hysterical bimbo eruptions, comically missing real estate records, embarrassing cattle futures, wacky donations from Norman Hsu (pronounced as "shoe" - that's comedy gold!), awkwardness of the Arab Spring, the uproarious Benghazi testimony, and many more hilarious misadventures involving falls, concussions, flying lamps, stolen silverware, and computer keyboards with missing "W" buttons.
To submit your ideas for the upcoming season of the Hillary Clinton Office comedy show, go to HillaryClintonOffice.com and click on the "Contact" button.
You can also post your ideas in the comments below.









After The Office is moonlighting: Boss Hillary is knowledgeable of more than beet vodka!






They should call the show "The Orifice," being the pathetic a-hole that Clinton is.





Take a look at that clock on his wall, there is not a better timepiece that exsists to let the peasants know when it is time to break out your bottles and toss off a snort or two.
Well done comrade putout!




Her company is like one of those people who have no visible means of support and yet always has the money and time to do whatever they want. Perhaps an episode where one of her employees suddenly gets a spark of self-awareness and after a eureka moment while eating at his favorite restaurant realizes that the employees at the restaurant go to work to accomplish something real, not to simply get together for the day to socialize and collect a pay check and bennies. He valiantly tries to get to the bottom of just what it is the company he works for and the flurry of activity which Hillary directs it is all about. Will he find out? Or will it remain a big mystery that will remain the buzz of the nation?


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The People's Comrade is totally creeped out


ThePeoplesComrade
The People's Comrade is totally creeped out

And after a hard night of research and discovery ....










Management is frantically revising policies and procedures.
The Hillary Office where political antics abound.




Do you, John Brennan, swear to use drones to clean out the Hillary Office?


I know you want these images of yourself Comrade...


Comrade Putout
I know you want these images of yourself Comrade...Meredith? Is that you?


Red Square
Meredith? Is that you?

Comrade Putout
I know you want these images of yourself Comrade...They are already in the people's scrapbook.


ThePeoplesComrade
Comrade Putout
I know you want these images of yourself Comrade...They are already in the people's scrapbook.
I hope they didn't include this one... those were indeed dark days.


Plenty of those photos to go around - a dark time indeed!
Talk about a wild night...




I kept a page out of the old manual.


ThePeoplesComrade
Ah, the old glory days of dead drops, Putin and Putout.Yes I remember that drop spot/restaurant like it was yesterday!




No... me either!
The Peoples Comrade is on a roll today!
I miss Chedoh...


We are the Chedoh world.








Free Comrade Putout


The Peoples Comrade was just messin' with me.
Now he's in trouble and probably shorter than it seems.
We won an Emmy for our cameo roles in The Office!
The Peoples Comrade is as tall as Dwight...
and better looking!
What's with this 'left /left' thingy?!!


Comrade Putout
What's with this 'left /left' thingy?!!
A splendid question, Comrade Putout (may I call you May?) - particularly because "left" is the default here on TheCube™. I could see a 'right /right' thingy, but why repeat the default??


Sly Stallone & The People's Comrade endorse Elevator Shoes




Is it too late to send a Valentine to "Her"?