I am dizzy with success, comrades!

History has been made!

The Party has nominated another historic first: a woman!

And not just any woman, but our own, beloved, Many-Titted Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton!

I have almost worn myself out with the exclamation points, so let me calm down, decompress and wax eloquent.

We are so demonstrably the Party of Progress, aren't we, comrades? We were the first to not only nominate a person of color, but to see him elected twice to the highest office in the land. And we did so despite his utter lack of experience or qualifications to hold the office. Sure, he was a one-term state senator, a half term national senator, and had never made an independent policy decision in his life.

Little did that matter, because to vote against Barack Obama was to vote for racism and intolerance.

Now we have nominated Hillary. She's a Woman!

Sure, she is a tainted former first lady, former senator from a state she had never lived in until she decided to run for senate, and former Secretary of State who compromised secret information to bypass FOIA accountability. So what if she might be indicted at any moment?

Little does that matter, because to vote against Hillary is to vote for misogyny and intolerance.

The MTE is already riding this horse as hard as it can be ridden, issuing refrigerator magnets commemorating this historic first to her faithful supporters who donate at least $10 to her campaign ($10,000 donors get a refrigerator with the magnet already on it).

Progress means always moving forward, though. We need to start planning ahead for 2024.

What shall we be the first party to nominate once the MTE has had her day in the sun?

Well, what about a Muslim? Has that been done?

We know well how trained the superdelegates are. Now we must give our Comrade Bernie Sanders a song to go off by.



Now on to the future with our queen as she gets her coronation at the halls of congress. She will disband the legislature and courts, and declare a one world government to lead the United States into next Tuesday. The constitution will be no more as it is redundant to the cause. All who oppose will be taken to the nearest camp for reeducation.

All religions will be removed to make way for the religion of Hillary. She is truly some demigod or greater.

Time to dig out this oldie from the TPC archives...

Not so quick Comrades. Let us keep the masses confused with the appropriate State approved propaganda.

In 1872, Victoria Claflin Woodhull, later Victoria Woodhull Martin was the first female to run for President.

Remember, Federal Tyranny began with my administration.

Ivan Betinov wrote:What shall we be the first party to nominate once the MTE has had her day in the sun?

heheheh - nice bait you lay out here, Dear Comrade Brainiac. But of course we all know the solution, the Glorious Pattern <GCI> :

_{Gender (any, non-traditional)}—{Color (any, non-white)}—{Religion (any, with deity Allah)}

Given that there are already somewhere between 60 and 4000 possible values for the parameter {Gender} (while further extensions of that range are certain), this alone provides a no-brain path to MTE-like coronations over a couple of centuries.

(my inner Kraut, dreamily) Vot gloriously lucki lant you haf, over dsere akros dse Große Teich, uh, i tsink dse Big Pont, vits perfekt President komink evri 4 year aut of dse Parametric Tombola !

I can hardly wait for the capitalistic onslaught of Hillarybilia!

The doll! The commemorative plate from the Bradford Exchange! The Topps trading cards! Her picture on your personal checks! The collector's toy train! The music box! The tree ornament! The bed sheets! The gift set of cologne and dusting powder that captures Hillary's unique scent! The snow globe! You know there must and will be a Hillary snow globe!

Oh, and don't forget the commemorative coins with her picture that are really just old quarters covered with stickers of her face! The grandchildren will be so excited to get those instead of an Xbox Xmas morning!

I can hardly wait to indulge my Hillaryphilia with Hillarybilia till I'm Hillarybilious!

Pinkie, you are Hillarylarious.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can hardly wait ...

... let's start with a throwback to Jan. 2014 :

( Hillarybilious activity at your own discretion )

‘Dilbert' creator Scott Adams endorses Clinton for his ‘personal safety'

“So I've decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for President, for my personal safety. Trump supporters don't have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I'll be safe from that crowd,” Mr. Adams argued. “But Clinton supporters have convinced me – and here I am being 100% serious – that my safety is at risk if I am seen as supportive of Trump. So I'm taking the safe way out and endorsing Hillary Clinton for president."

My Endorsement for President of the United States

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can hardly wait for the capitalistic onslaught of Hillarybilia!

The doll! The commemorative plate from the Bradford Exchange! The Topps trading cards! Her picture on your personal checks! The collector's toy train! The music box! The tree ornament! The bed sheets! The gift set of cologne and dusting powder that captures Hillary's unique scent! The snow globe! You know there must and will be a Hillary snow globe!

Oh, and don't forget the commemorative coins with her picture that are really just old quarters covered with stickers of her face! The grandchildren will be so excited to get those instead of an Xbox Xmas morning!

I can hardly wait to indulge my Hillaryphilia with Hillarybilia till I'm Hillarybilious!

Let's not forget the first Presidential Pin-up Poster.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can hardly wait for the capitalistic onslaught of Hillarybilia!

The doll!

Will this be a Voodoo doll?

Or an "anatomically Korrekt" inflatable... er... companion doll?

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:<pinupgirl>

(just askin') ... and what, no high heels ? Biff-Henderson-style ?

(in case of shortage, please contact dear Comradette Pamalinsky - she got some!)

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can hardly wait for the capitalistic onslaught of Hillarybilia!

The doll! The commemorative plate from the Bradford Exchange! The Topps trading cards! Her picture on your personal checks! The collector's toy train! The music box! The tree ornament! The bed sheets! The gift set of cologne and dusting powder that captures Hillary's unique scent! The snow globe! You know there must and will be a Hillary snow globe!

Oh, and don't forget the commemorative coins with her picture that are really just old quarters covered with stickers of her face! The grandchildren will be so excited to get those instead of an Xbox Xmas morning!

I can hardly wait to indulge my Hillaryphilia with Hillarybilia till I'm Hillarybilious!

Hillary: The T-Shirt!
Hillary: The Lunchbox!
Hillary: The Coloring Book!
Hillary: The Breakfast Cereal!
Hillary: The Doll!
Hillary: The Shaving Cream!
Hillary: The Placemat!
Hillary: The Rubik's Cube!
Hillary: The Bedsheet!
Hillary: The Soundtrack!
Hillary: The Screensaver!
Hillary: The Gaming Console!
Hillary: The Programming Language!
Hillary: The Flamethrower!
Hillary: The Toothbrush!
Hillary: The Toothpaste!
Hillary: The Dress!
Hillary: The Underwear!
Hillary: The Novelty One-Billion Dollar Bill!
Hillary: The Black Market AK-47!
Hillary: The Houseplant!
Hillary: The Motor Oil!
Hillary: The Lube!
Hillary: The Documentary!
Hillary: The Shot Glass!
Hillary: The Vodka!
Hillary: The House Odor Spray!
Hillary: The Vacuum!
Hillary: The Oven!
Hillary: The Automobile!
Hillary: The Gas Station!
Hillary: The Toilet Paper!
Hillary: The Sandpaper-Inspired Sex Toy!

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:<pinupgirl>

(just askin') ... and what, no high heels ? Biff-Henderson-style ?

(in case of shortage, please contact dear Comradette Pamalinsky - she got some!)

Who's going to take their eyes off that glowing face? She carries a pair but you don't want to know where.


"A woman who abstains from maternity by saying 'I am working' means that she is actually denying her femininity,"

'This is as important as the Civil Rights Movement. She is another notorious womanizer our Martin Luther King. No women has ever got this far. Male power is going down and out. Our time has come. This changes everything.'

Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n wrote:Not so quick Comrades. Let us keep the masses confused with the appropriate State approved propaganda.

In 1872, Victoria Claflin Woodhull, later Victoria Woodhull Martin was the first female to run for President.

Remember, Federal Tyranny began with my administration.

Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n,

Allow me to keep YOU confused with the appropriate State approved propaganda. Behold the business end of my shovel!

WHACK!!!

None of us were around back then, so this Woodhull non-person doesn't count--except, of course, when she casts her ballot for Hillary in November.

The Democratic Party: We don't just make history. We revise it, too!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n wrote:Not so quick Comrades. Let us keep the masses confused with the appropriate State approved propaganda.

In 1872, Victoria Claflin Woodhull, later Victoria Woodhull Martin was the first female to run for President.

Remember, Federal Tyranny began with my administration.

Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n,

Allow me to keep YOU confused with the appropriate State approved propaganda. Behold the business end of my shovel!

WHACK!!!

None of us were around back then, so this Woodhull non-person doesn't count--except, of course, when she casts her ballot for Hillary in November.

The Democratic Party: We don't just make history. We revise it, too!

Our most glorious Commissarka Pinkie,
Please respect Party Elders and please respect America's first communist.....moi. This confusion and total political collapse here in the USSA could not have occurred without my administration "whacking" the doo doo out of the sovereign States with the afforest mentioned shovel.

Listen Comrades!

Don't worry about all these distractions about who Hillary "really is".
Why? Because another Comrade has put it in a nutshell:

"Hillary Clinton is the first person to identify as a woman to be the Democratic Party nominee!" -Mark Steyn

Yeah, that's all you need to know.

Point is: She is willing to be anything to anybody, as long as she wins. Does this imply that she is anything other than a woman? I dunno, I report, you decide.

I love her clichéd slogan: "I'll fight from the bottom of my heart for you!" She always says she'll fight for us but, what the hell kind of fighting was she doing during her stint as SOS that brought us to this juncture?

Pamalinsky wrote:
I love her clichéd slogan: "I'll fight from the bottom of my heart for you!" She always says she'll fight for us but, what the hell kind of fighting was she doing during her stint as SOS that brought us to this juncture?

[OFF]

Her slogan is accurate. 110% accurate. It's just that it isn't directed at us lowly commoners. It's directed towards the elites and big government.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:
I love her clichéd slogan: "I'll fight from the bottom of my heart for you!" She always says she'll fight for us but, what the hell kind of fighting was she doing during her stint as SOS that brought us to this juncture?

[OFF]

Her slogan is accurate. 110% accurate. It's just that it isn't directed at us lowly commoners. It's directed towards the elites and big government.

Bingo! Exactamente! Comrade Stierlitz, so how do us lowly commoners overcome this? All I know is, there are many, many more commoners than there are elitists! With guns!

Does that help?

Pamalinsky wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:
I love her clichéd slogan: "I'll fight from the bottom of my heart for you!" She always says she'll fight for us but, what the hell kind of fighting was she doing during her stint as SOS that brought us to this juncture?

[OFF]

Her slogan is accurate. 110% accurate. It's just that it isn't directed at us lowly commoners. It's directed towards the elites and big government.

Bingo! Exactamente! Comrade Stierlitz, so how do us lowly commoners overcome this? All I know is, there are many, many more commoners than there are elitists! With guns!

Does that help?

Not if they're:

A. Fat
B. Believers in government lies
C. Of the thought that the government is there to help them
D. Indoctrinated into liberalism/communism/socialism by the schools and/or colleges.
E. Not gun owners or are anti-gun

Well then, Comrade Stierlitz, there you have it!

Pamalinsky wrote:... what the hell kind of fighting was she doing during her stint as SOS ...?

to paraphrase the (otherwise innocent) pudding : The proof of the fighting is in the cheating.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I can hardly wait for the capitalistic onslaught of Hillarybilia!

Hillary: The T-Shirt! [ Hillary: ... ] Hillary: The Sandpaper-Inspired Sex Toy!

I'm shocked, shocked - the list lacking glorious merchandware of plagiartist Shep Fairey !
(Comrades* Photoshopchiks can certainly refresh Faireyware in Empressive ways - ah ?)

* of all genders (unite!), of course.

This changes everything! A must-watch!

Red Square wrote:This changes everything! A must-watch!

Ooooh, I think I'm gonna faint.

Red Square wrote:This changes everything! <visually>

... for starters : USA, Uterine States of America ?

.
Comradettes Software-Engineerettes already on board in USA, the Uterine State of Awareness(with, I would say, a sympatico Kubic touch) :

Comrade Genosse,

Magnificently silly! (And, at least to me, quite obscure) I shall forward this with due respect to you. Thanks for posting.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
Comradettes Software-Engineerettes already on board in USA, the Uterine State of Awareness(with, I would say, a sympatico Kubic touch) :

Genosse, I can't code (unless you count a wee bit of QBasic, which is utterly useless nowadays), and I'm a man! I don't think it's because of my six-pack abs that I know are under my Jolly Santa belly, and I don't think it's because of my John-Thomas which is only large when viewed through an x100 magnifying glass. Could it be because I'm stupid as frig?

Comrade Stierlitz,
We all know you are not stupid as a frig. So, take it from there!

One thing is not like the others. Think outside the box.

The Glorious World of Next Tuesday is coming! #Hillary2016!

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:

onething.jpg

One thing is not like the others. Think outside the box.

Think outside the box. Ha! That's good, Comrade Biff. However, most will see the Trump thing as a wine bottle cork extractor, which may not actually be a wrong answer. They'll still vote for Hillary, the vagina. (Hint: It rhymes with Regina.)

Listen Comrades, I'm posting this post of mine, made just yesterday, which should have been posted here, I think. I would have taken it down but for the fact that about 13 people have shared it. Here it is: Yeah, I did the Photoshop thing.


https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 18046.html

Pamalinsky wrote:

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:

onething.jpg

One thing is not like the others. Think outside the box.

Think outside the box. Ha! That's good, Comrade Biff. However, most will see the Trump thing as a wine bottle cork extractor, which may not actually be a wrong answer. They'll still vote for Hillary, the vagina. (Hint: It rhymes with [highlight=#ffff00]Regina[/highlight].)

That's just Scooby Doo saying "vagina".


(White House, circa 1997)
[Scooby runs to Shaggy]
Shaggy: What is it boy?
Scooby: R-R-Ragina!
Shaggy: Vagina!?
[Hillary Clinton appears]
Shaggy: Hillary Clinton's Vagina!!!!!
[Scooby and Shaggy both run away, making a pit stop at the kitchen of course.]

Olga Photoshopova wrote:...

Is it just my Inner Kraut ?
Or vhy iz it dsat Ma'am H in dzis piktshah, shi gucks, ah, shi loocks like totaly Frau Merkel ??

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:... [here] Could it be because I'm stupid as frig?

Pamalinsky wrote:...We all know you are not stupid as a frig.

... stupid as frig ?
no no no no no, no. While maybe basically unable to code (on nowadays standards), your self-awareness clarity ranks you undisputably above a frig - a standard frig, anyway.

Yet, the mentioned clarity seems an obstacle in yours attaining a Truly Progressive Consciousness. Remember : Sein bestimmt Bewusstsein! (Karl Marx, Zur Kritik der Politischen Ökonomie, 1859).

With endearing clarity, you declare : I'm a man!

But then, how do you know ? And what, first of all, is 'man' ? Is it John-Thomas telling you such ? But - how can a John-Thomas, whatever size, shape or form, notwithstanding his level of activity, know anything about Gender ???
Even with Santa sixpack... but wait - Santa ? Santa ?? That bourgeois illusion ? Trying to tell us that everything around the North Pole is hunky-dory ?? Despite Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming ???


So, dear Comrade Stierlitz - if I were your Progressive Shrink, I would diagnose : Coding classes no solution. Needs instead courses in (a) Womyn As Opposed To Lower Life Forms Studies, and (b) Gender Self-Discovery Without Looking Down The Bellybutton Studies (Basics).

BTW, your self-awareness testimony inspired me to do some introspection of myself...

Holy Marx ! Here I discover similar traits in and on myself ! Manly sixpack, discreetly hidden under a hemispheric mockup of a belly - so as not to induce envy in sportsy types who dance around Messieurs Dolce & Gabbana. Also a John-Thomas, vhich vee dse Dshermans haf a praxis to gif it dse nahm Pimmel.


Conclusio : Looks like we both are ripe for some Womyn/Gender Studies. (while at that, we certainly could throw in a class on Architecture I and Architecture II, ah? together with Comrade Dedhedvedev, as omne trium perfectum ?)

P.S. We all three must then vote Crazy Bern!!! only that way will we get our Studies financed!!!

Pamalinsky wrote:

Comrade Biffinaditch wrote:

onething.jpg

One thing is not like the others. Think outside the box.

Think outside the box. Ha! That's good, Comrade Biff. However, most will see the Trump thing as a wine bottle cork extractor, which may not actually be a wrong answer. They'll still vote for Hillary, the vagina. (Hint: It rhymes with Regina.)

Comrade Pamalinsky,
When I think that the latest of poorly-framed arguments is the one that corkscrews the Champion of the Elephant Tribe into the ground for good, the Elephantine One saves the day with her own nonsense.

Comrade Biff

Genosse Dummkopf wrote: Is it just my Inner Kraut ?
Or vhy iz it dsat Ma'am H in dzis piktshah, shi gucks, ah, shi loocks like totaly Frau Merkel ??

I see the resemblance.