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Hugo Chavez Pleads To Jesus For Life

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Hugo Chavez is pleading for his very life. (source) He has even gone so far as to appeal to Jesus, publicly, in Tim Tebow fashion. Collectivists everywhere were relieved when Comrade Hugo included Ernesto "Che" Guevara in his appeal. We do always want to give proper billing to our revolutionary heroes.

Many feel Jesus may take a pass on this appeal. After all, Jesus' experience with Communism has been troubling. Possibly Che Guevara will step in and do something.

President Obama gave a "short hand" endorsement to the request stating the even though Jesus is unelected, it would be within the bounds of the Constitution to assist Comrade Chavez.



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He is perhaps indicating he is a "bull", this same photo can be interpreted to mean "full of bull".

The People's Democratic Republic of California relies on Chavez software to accurately tally election results.

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It's time for a South Park remake with a new character...

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I bought this Hugo Chavez T-shirt before he was dead.

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Remember Michael Moore's documentary Michael Moore documentary, Imperialism Is Killing Chavez?

Maybe his next documentary will be about the death and resurrection of Chavez.

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"Don't worry Hugo, just consider it pain redistribution.

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Comrades,

As a good socialist, perhaps he was seeking a dietary solution for his cancer. The solution may be the consumption of more "Cheeses". Save me [some] Cheeses.He also could have said "Cheese Us", I did not hear the udderance.
Last edited by General Confusion on 4/7/2012, 7:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: Pastyourisation

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Good point, GC. The big cheese needs to eat a lot of it to maintain that svelte tony figure and famous stinky-feet aroma.

Even cancer dies from the revolutionary b.o. of Chavez.


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Comrades,

Brilliant commentary and graphic humor!!!!!!!


 
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