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A darkly hilarious Merry Christmas from the traumatized Kevin McCallister.

WARNING: Not family-friendly, contains cultural appropriations, microaggressions, and foul language.

Red Square wrote:WARNING: Not family-friendly, contains cultural appropriations, microaggressions, and foul language.

Sounds like the entire city of Washington D.C.

In the late nineties, I worked for AMDA. (American Musical & Dramatic Academy)

AMDA, and many other businesses, was housed on the ground floor of the famous Ansonia Hotel. Upstairs, lived many celebrities. I used to go there often for voice lessons before the co-op cartel overtook NYC, and the Ansonia.

My point is, Kevin used to show up often and he looked OK to me. Just a young kid, with lotsa money, spending it. No big deal.

Later, after I left NYC, well, that's another story.

Oddly enough, it was Chicago I moved to next, where Home Alone was filmed.

Is there a statute of limitations on child endangerment charges?