Expedio5x5 wrote: If they were serious about making America a better place, noted patriots and intellectual giants such as Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher would have made the following pledge:

"I pledge to stop being unfair to those who make so much less than me.

"Given the grave economic distress that has gripped America, I pledge to You, President Obama(ssiah), that from this point on, I will not charge more than 50 times what the lowest-paid entertainment industry worker is paid.

"I've learned that the janitors at the studios I work with make an average of $12 per hour. So from this point forward, I pledge to not charge more than $600 per hour.

"For instance, if I'm hired to act in a movie that lasts ten weeks, and I work an average of 10 hours a day, six days a week, for ten weeks (600 hours total), I would earn a total of $360,000.

"There isn't a person alive who can't live very, very well on 360 g's a year* --- myself included (*and that's only doing one picture a year - with the other 42 weeks off!!!).

"From this point forward, I pledge that the days of me charging $5 million, $10 million or more for ten weeks' work are over (as are any "points" I used to negotiate on the back end), so I can do my part to make America a fairer, more equitable place in which to live. But if the studios insist on paying me more, I hereby pledge to donate every excess penny to the IRS, to help pay down our national debt --- or to redistribute to the toiling, exploited masses, as You, in all Your wisdom, see fit.

"I also pledge to fire my accountants and tax attorneys, and to no longer seek to maximize my deductions, or park my millions in low-tax offshore havens. I further pledge to sell off my mansions and vacation homes, my exotic sports cars and private jet, and to begin living a more modest, non-greedy lifestyle.

"This is my pledge to You, President Obama(ssiah). Your humble and obedient servant, and fellow patriot, (insert name here)."

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Excellent, Red Jim. Only instead of the upraised fist, this might be (if you'll pardon the expression) the one you're looking for:

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2203

Obamagasm through Obamasturbation. May cause tingles up the leg, blindness to certain things, and insanity.

Red Jim wrote:God Bless Obama

God Bless Obama,
The President that I love.
Media, stand beside Him, and guide Him
Through the press conference with nary a hard question asked.
From the East Coast, to The West Coast,
To The Party, Red with envy
God bless Obama, My homie sweet homie.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Excellent, Red Jim. Only instead of the upraised fist, this might be (if you'll pardon the expression) the one you're looking for:

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2203

Obamagasm through Obamasturbation. May cause tingles up the leg, blindness to certain things, and insanity.