If Joe Biden were to suddenly acquire intelligence...

If Joe Biden were to suddenly acquire intelligence... He would be like a pet that suddenly understands its real status in the family.

But, that'll never happen.
 

"But, that'll never happen."
Wait, Margaret, not so fast, I mean, I think I can see it:
"Down boy"
"Sit"
"Stay"
"Bark"
"No"
"Goooood Boy"
"Baaaaaad Boy"

Oh well, just like you, I can only dream.
Problem is, we won't actually be calling the shots, his "handlers" will. Just like Oleander.
(sigh)
 

Why should Joe Biden, holder of the title " Our National Treasure " leave such an honor behind for something as common as rational lucidity ?

I must agree with Comrade Margaret .... it ain't gonna' happen.
 

AI theorist: Joe, we'd like you to participate in a Turing Test.

Biden: Great! Where are we going?
 

When I go into a restaurant now, if ever, I always recommend the jello!
 

Are we talking about foreign intelligence, central intelligence, alien intelligence, advanced intelligence or compromised intelligence. A little clarification would be helpful.
 

Do not forget artificial intelligence ... to be installed with hair plugs, perhaps.