For Party members only
As previously transmitted to the masses, the team of People's Cube operatives consisting of Comrade Red Square and Mrs. Red Square embedded themselves into the hotbed of the paleo-conservative movement - the "Future of Conservatism" Summit organized by the National Review Institute in Washington, D.C. (Jan 25-27, 2013).
Their mission was three-fold:
1. Deplete their conservative budget by eating free conservative food and drinking free conservative spirits.
2. Uncover the schemes that the conservative conspiratorial cabal is plotting for our future, by eavesdropping on sources who spoke under the impression they were among "their kind."
3. Most importantly, implant transmitters into the heads of conservative thought-masters for future monitoring.
Below is their After Action Report.
1. A fair share of free conservative food and spirits have been collectivized and redistributed to each according to our needs (in fact, way beyond our physical abilities).
2. The paleo-conservatives are in consensus that the future must be grim and hopeless - if you're a progressive. A full report to be filed in a few days.
3. Implanting the chips proved difficult: conservatives must have been trained not to let down their guard even when sufficiently imbibed. We had to resort to Plan B: slip them innocently-looking, easy-to-solve People's Cubes with pre-installed listening and tracking instrumentation.
[img]/images/Laika_In_Space.gif[/img]As of this reporting, the data collected from them is being transmitted directly to Laika the Space Dog who has been orbiting Earth since 1957 for just this kind of data mining. The highlights are then live-streamed to our tinfoil hats and communicated to the collective on a need-to-know basis.
Due to man-made global warming, as well as secret GOP jamming technology, the transmissions may be intermittent and scattered across all 57 states.
Therefore, it is imperative that if any of our tinfoil-hat-wearing members is in receipt of what sounds like a transmission from Laika, they post it on this thread without delay, so that a larger picture can be assembled from collectively posted fragments.
Below is compromising photographic evidence.
(Apologies for the poor quality of the capitalist spy cam. We wish we had brought our robust Soviet-made Zenit camera.
Exhibit A: Mark Steyn
Exhibit B: Jonah Goldberg
Exhibit C: Paul Ryan
Exhibit D: Bill Kristol
Exhibit E: Andy McCarthy
Exhibit G: James Taranto
Exhibit H: John Podhoretz
Exhibit F: Joe Scarborough
Exhibit I: David Brooks
Comrade Brooks was handed the Cube for show purposes only. He already reports directly to the Party Organ, but if we were to single him out, that would appear suspicious.
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We will be checking this thread frequently for updated Laika transmissions.