Infiltrating National Review Summit: Mission Accomplished


As previously transmitted to the masses, the team of People's Cube operatives consisting of Comrade Red Square and Mrs. Red Square embedded themselves into the hotbed of the paleo-conservative movement - the "Future of Conservatism" Summit organized by the National Review Institute in Washington, D.C. (Jan 25-27, 2013).
Their mission was three-fold:
1. Deplete their conservative budget by eating free conservative food and drinking free conservative spirits.
2. Uncover the schemes that the conservative conspiratorial cabal is plotting for our future, by eavesdropping on sources who spoke under the impression they were among "their kind."
3. Most importantly, implant transmitters into the heads of conservative thought-masters for future monitoring.
Below is their After Action Report.
1. A fair share of free conservative food and spirits have been collectivized and redistributed to each according to our needs (in fact, way beyond our physical abilities).
2. The paleo-conservatives are in consensus that the future must be grim and hopeless - if you're a progressive. A full report to be filed in a few days.
3. Implanting the chips proved difficult: conservatives must have been trained not to let down their guard even when sufficiently imbibed. We had to resort to Plan B: slip them innocently-looking, easy-to-solve People's Cubes with pre-installed listening and tracking instrumentation.

Due to man-made global warming, as well as secret GOP jamming technology, the transmissions may be intermittent and scattered across all 57 states.
Therefore, it is imperative that if any of our tinfoil-hat-wearing members is in receipt of what sounds like a transmission from Laika, they post it on this thread without delay, so that a larger picture can be assembled from collectively posted fragments.
Below is compromising photographic evidence.
(Apologies for the poor quality of the capitalist spy cam. We wish we had brought our robust Soviet-made Zenit camera.
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Exhibit E: Andy McCarthy
Exhibit G: James Taranto
Exhibit H: John Podhoretz
Comrade Brooks was handed the Cube for show purposes only. He already reports directly to the Party Organ, but if we were to single him out, that would appear suspicious.
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We will be checking this thread frequently for updated Laika transmissions.





Astounding infiltration and evidence. Lenin would be proud!
Ура, товарищи!


Why Has Fox News not been notified of this woman??
(And why did she not take her Peoples Cube and crack Joe Scarborough and David Brookes over their heads?)








The thought of all those







El Presidente
Great job, comrades Square. Your infiltration is most inspiring. I believe FX has already adopted a script to make a series about your tactics. The promo poster has recently been released.The-Americans-FX-Poster-300x450.jpg
El Presidente-- Great job yourself. I hope you don't mind my tinkering with your EXCELLENT idea.

Looks like Mrs. Red Square has ditched log-toting and gotten an extreme makeover. Must be one of the wonders of the new ObamaCare Makeover.
No wonder Red Square is exhibiting his famously sly smile.
Now we're going to need a Ministry of Contract Offers.
Isn't that Fox News on the line? We know they don't call it "Fox" news for nothing, so watch-out Mrs. Red Square and don't let youself be (cheaply) exploited by the capitalist pigs at Fox.
--KOOK


El Presidente
Great job, comrades Square.I'm afraid I must confess to being in somewhat of a mathematical/geometrical quandary - when one considers "comrades Square" should one picture a Cube or actually a Tesseract?

Robert Fine
Mrs. Red Square is some cutie! Why on earth is she not seen more on the Cube? She is a conservative star in the making!Why Has Fox News not been notified of this woman??
(And why did she not take her Peoples Cube and crack Joe Scarborough and David Brookes over their heads?)
Comrade Mrs Red Square's struggle mirrors all Amerikan womyn's struggle against the misogynistic, capitalist, evil Fox Network against which we must all rail. Her beauty has obviously worked for the Glorious People's Cube in implementing the infiltration. Great work!


KOOK
Looks like Mrs. Red Square has ditched log-toting and gotten an extreme makeover.We used a proven socialist formula - Amazing all-natural weight-loss People’s Log! Millions of Soviet women say “DA!” And if you order within the next five-year-plan, we will send you a free weight-loss hammer and sickle combo!





As you correctly stated Comrade Brooks is assiduously reporting to the Party Organ/New York Times, and already has a microchip transmitter implanted, but unfortunately it has migrated to the peri-anal area where it induces homoerotic thoughts about General Secretary Barack Barackovich Obama. He frequently writes about our leader's pants crease, and his ability to conduct ideological sabotage in this group has been compromised.
Mr. Scarborough is likewise ineffective, as he has been accused of ideological divergence by many at the NRO. Moreover in their eyes he has engaged in historical revisionism when he apologized on national TV to presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for being tough to her during the Whitewater affair. His ability to extract any useful information from this group is certainly reduced by his behavior, and he is not worthy of a transmitter.
Congratulations on an otherwise successful mission.


Red Square
We used a proven socialist formula - Amazing all-natural weight-loss People’s Log! Millions of Soviet women say “DA!” And if you order within the next five-year-plan, we will send you a free weight-loss hammer and sickle combo!Comrade Leader,
Surely you should mention (quietly and quickly) that only a small additional handling and postage fee will be added for the free hammer and sickle


KOOK
El Presidente-- Great job yourself. I hope you don't mind my tinkering with your EXCELLENT idea.A most excellent improvement, KOOK. I appreciate and admire your more equal skills!Any chance that the Mr. and Mrs. Red Square inspired "The Americans" will be running on the new and improved













Commissar Wahoo
Trotsky would say you were a Hotsky, Gospoja Square....The Peoples Mail Service has already alerted the Director to this subversives intentions.
He will be dealt with, again.



We are absolute suckers for seeing happy people and other happy things. Thanks for the "joy" hit! Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!