Iranian-Democrat Unity

According to a FOX News report, the Iranian parliament passed a nonbinding resolution to label the US Army and the CIA as “terrorist organizations.” Citing historical events from American victory in World War II which resulted in the liberation of millions from totalitarian oppression to the overthrow of brutal dictatorships in Afghanistan and Iraq and the establishment of constitutional republics in those countries, the resolution read, “The aggressor U.S. Army and the Central Intelligence Agency are terrorists and also nurture terror.” The resolution also referred to the nutritious, Muslim friendly meals, free Qur'ans and prayer rugs, and regular exercise of murdering terrorists at Guantanamo Bay as further evidence of American atrocities.

Sources close to the Democrat Party tell the People's Cube that Democrat lawmakers are delighted with the overture from the Iranian Parliament. “That the brave, freedom loving mullahs of Iran can speak their minds and join us in condemning our soldiers as terrorists is a rare, but refreshing sign of progress in the Middle East,” said Senate majority leader Harry Reid earlier today. “It's proof that the Bush administration has not completely destabilized the region.” Added House Speaker Pelosi, “Nobody supports the troops more than we do, except maybe the Iranian Parliament, and our hearts are warmed by this expression of unity with our Congress by the Iranians.”

An upbeat Representative Murtha cheered, “I haven't been so excited since I proposed cutting off funding for our troops! As we develop our new relationship with the Iranians, I'll draft some legislation that will take the money we save from defunding our military, and give it directly to Iran's Revolutionary Guard so they can build a better future for their children.” Holding back tears, the congressman became emotional. “Nobody wants our troops out of Iraq more than I do,” he sobbed, “except maybe the Iranians.”

“I knew that hateful rhetoric was not the answer,” said Senator John Kerry, “which is why I voted against the resolution to label the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization.” Kerry indicated that he might later vote for the resolution if necessary.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, clearly moved by the sympathetic remarks of some of America's most powerful politicians, said, “Praise be to Allah who has raised up such enlightened ones to combat the evil Satan Bush! Together we will work to expedite the withdrawal of imperialist, American crusaders who illegally occupy the sacred lands of Islam. Such a move will once again bring stability to the region. I cannot wait to kiss the hero Murtha on his big hamster cheeks!”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has changed her schedule and cancelled appointments with President Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in order to lead a delegation of Democrat Congressmen and Senators on a diplomatic mission to Iran. “They are reaching out to us,” she said. “It's time to prove that diplomacy works by reaching out to the Iranian mullahs, who are our true partners in peace, and to stop marginalizing them simply because they have different views from this administration.”
 

It is indeed a wonderful example of what working together in a totally non-partisan way can do. Today a simple resolution, tomorrow, who knows? Perhaps the Iranians will join together with our progressives here and raise some taxes together? Perhaps offer single payer health insurance for jihadists. Of course they can afford to pay for their health insurance easier than we seeing how their actuarial tables are considerably more "compact" than ours. Perhaps they can work together to more properly implement a No Suicide Bomber Left Behind program as well. Oh, the outlook for bipartisanship is looking up indeed.
 

Since the jihadists are so willing to work hard (if only to light the fuse) we should let them unite with us in America. Perhaps they can join congress and we could finally get some veto power and bring Murtha's viewpoint to reality.
 

Obama (D-Afg) boasts new pins.
 

Since Obama can't wear Hillary's pin, his only choice is "Friend of People" pin and medal



However, we may start a new topic just to suggest a replacement pin for Obama. Maybe we can create one just for the patriots of the glorious utopia which is just around the corner.

What's the flag of the glorious utopia?...
 

The flag of the glorious utopia? Hmmm... An Earth Day flag with a red background, a giant swastika and star and crescent on the Earth with a hammer and sickle in the upper left hand corner. Yes! That is the flag of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday! Either that or a giant Hillary octopus suffocating the Earth with Her progressive, righteous tentacles of social-justice! Say, that would make a great T-shirt! Of course this Hillarypus would be a cackling Hillarypus.
 

Well that does beat my idea of a suckling pig....
 

I just want to you to know, Pup, that our *special* crescent moon and star will be equipped with a hammer or shovel to denote it's connection to the suffering proletarian masses. In no way does the Party endorse or subscribe to any particular religion or religious symbolism! To do such would tear down the impenetrable reinforced concrete wall - which is electrified and strewn with razor wire - that separates church/synagogue/mosque/Circuit City/cave from the Nanny-State. Religion is the opiate of the masses - that is unless, of course, that religion can be modified to serve our cause. It's for the Children, remember that!
 

Chairman, the thought of any false religion symbolism in our great flag never even crossed my mind! Oh no... I think this definition should explain my thinking of why it would be a potential flag... though not nearly as well thought out as yours of course....

Suckling Pig is a young pig that has only fed on its mother's milk. The piglet is killed between the ages of two to six weeks and traditionally roasted.

Far be it from me to suggest otherwise. I was just envisioning a symbol for our Many Titted Empress. Actually, the first image I had was that of a litter of puppies of course... but figured the pig would be more appropriate for our glorious workers paradise.

Being from Louisiana, it of course has other meanings besides any false religion:

"Cochon de Lait festival is also the name given to a festival held annually in the small Southern Louisiana cajun town of Mansura. As its name implies, during this festival, suckling pigs are roasted. Some common items that are made from the pig at the festival are cracklin, and boudin."

Mmmmm, cochon de lait.... cracklins.....boudin....

Ah, I remember eating the original boudin... you can not buy it anymore. Boudin originally was blood sausage.
 

Quote:

Suckling Pig is a young pig that has only fed on its mother's milk. The piglet is killed between the ages of two to six weeks and traditionally roasted.


Mmmmmm... Anyone up for BBQ?
 

Here is a little bit about this delicacy... plus a few more.

Oh, I was in semi heaven Sunday. Went by this coffee shop that I have gotten used to going to and reading, and they were having some sort of festival in the fast growing town I live in, just across the line from Baton Rouge. Now I didn't care about the festival, but after I sat down on the porch with my coffee, there.... there... not 50 feet away.... a booth serving alligator sauce piquant and funnel cakes! I am sad to say that was my first funnel cake, but it won't be my last! My Lenin, I do love alligator! It's real People's food!

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Alligator? That's not something you usually see on the menu....
 

It is a staple at the better restaurants down here. There is one place that has broiled gator that is so tender it practically melts in your mouth. Many restaurants have fried gator as appetizers. I understand it is fairly common fare in Florida as well. But my latest favorite is a restaurant that serves crawfish bisque as an appetizer.... that is all I need. It sends me into a state of euphoria eclipsed only by my visions of The Empress.
 

I have never heard of food producing such hallucinations. Maybe it was laced with crack, or LSD. How ProgreSSive™!
 

You have never had good cajun fare have you? LOL! Give the Pup some good crawfish pie and he will see visions as you wouldn't believe! Even more common I suppose, but I really like cool weather for that is when the gumbo starts in earnest. My Lenin, you have no idea how good some hot chicken and sausage gumbo goes down on a cool winter's night. It warms the soul like the bedtime stories my father Beria would read me of the evil proles and the courageous KGB ferreting them out and putting them against a wall. I can almost hear the shots just thinking about it!
 

I like bacon flavored Hot Pockets... and Ribs... and stuff....

And I like eating during winter... I think....
 

We have a lot of work to do with you Premier... LOL
 

Awww... I don't like work
 

It is glorious to see that in my absense, the Democratic Party of the Elites... um... Party of the "People" has not changed at all. Not only are they fully in bed with the glorious, freedom loving, and tolerant Iranian government (who always alows "open dialouge" on Iranian college campi: Dissenters dialouge and the Irainian guards open up on them), but they are also doing all they can to smear and shut-down right wing talk radio by calling the hosts "unpatriotic"!!!

All this while the ever glorious progressives stab the USA in the back and openly aid its enemies!!!!

Things will really get cooking when Hillary is coronated!!! Then, as Berkeley 'educated' govenor Jenny Granholm has said about her reign in Michigan, "In 5 years, you will be blown away! (last one leaving Michigan turn out the lights)" Of course, Comrade-Frau Hillary will not waste time implementing socialism like the amature Granholm did.
 

Democratic Party of Elites?


 

Yep, the face is the same as Mikey Moore's, Kerry's, and many others on the left....

A big sucking sound for the wallet.
 

Oh! Wow! Comrade TankoGrad is right (or should I say left :))! It is Michael Moore! Wow! What an improvement! What did they do? Major face recontruction? I can actully look at him now with my eyes burning out of my head.
 

I think it was just massive liposuction. You would never believe what some people looked like without their protective lard covering to hide their inner "beauty".
 

Actually, I think it is akin to the Alien from the movie of the same name. This is the parasite that lives within Moore, like a well fed tapeworm.

Or maybe that million dollar fat farm vacation really DID work out..... Though honestly, Comrade Moore really has been eating more than his fair ration shares for more than a FEW years, da?
 

Nah, the parasite looks like this: