It Takes a Government


Comrades, we've known for a long time that It Takes MORE THAN a Village. Ask Sandra "It Takes Free Condoms" Fluke. Ask Anthony "It Takes a Webcam" Wiener. And now, we can see the full Current Truth, directly from Dear Leader - It Takes a Government!!
Let's face it, if you've ever been successful - at anything, ever - it was because the government was there to help you. You know it. We know it. And Dear Leader is going to make sure that everyone knows it, which is why his campaign has spent $100 million so far on TV campaign ads alone - much like the stimulus monies which found their way into the deserving pockets of campaign donors, this hundred million was wisely spent to both keep the mainstream media non-partisan and to spread the Current Truth.
This Mitt >spit< Romney hasn't got a chance, and you know why? Because: it takes a Government!







Or, like Red said.
Cool Barry says, "You didn't build that business, but I killed Bin Laden"






Without government illuminating 44,000 new laws and regulations in 2011 alone, how could business ever know the Party-Approved Policies and Procedures to operate the business for the kollective good?
Without the government Environmental Prevention Agency, how would business know how to protect all of the People's endangered creatures, while preserving the water and air from kapitalist exploitation?
I, for one, am komforted that our dear leader has such a commanding grasp of what it takes to lead the People's Party and the People's Businesses to their glorious place as the pinnacle of Next Tuesday's civilization.


This land is their land
From the DC beltway ♫
To ObamaCare Land
♫ 'Cause we're all entitled
To our own fair share land
This land was made by government ♪
- one more time -
♪ This land was made for government!!


BY THE GOVERNMENT, FOR THE GOVERNMENT