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Judge Discriminates Against Minority Members (Cows)

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A California judge today dismissed a righteous lawsuit against >spit< dairy farmers, brought by our fellow travellers at PETA.

Words fail me, Comrades, mostly because I'm too involved crying to speak (or type), as I consider the fate of these poor animals. California dairy farmers have been claiming that their cows are "happy cows" - and we all know different, don't we? The lawsuit demanded that the farmers PROVE that their cows are happy cows, but the evil teabagger judge threw out the case.

In response, female PETA members in all 57 states are, even as I type, painting their naked bodies with large black and white spots in protest of the ruling.

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Do those farmers include cannabis into the cows' rations? Do they provide free Viagra, lubricants, and contraceptives? Do they play psychedelic folk rock to their cows? Do their cows look like this?

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If the answer is no, then the cows are not really happy. The farmers are denying them some basic things every progressive creature needs to be genuinely happy.

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In response, female PETA members in all 57 states are, even as I type, painting their naked bodies with large black and white spots in protest of the ruling.

That explains why the fresh raw milk I bought at the organic market today smelled like patchouli and tasted like latex.

Give me good old days when NAACP sued the National Dairy Council over failure to subsidize chocolate milk for minority kids on AFDC. But according to PETA, a pig is a cow is a dog is a boy who might as well be an amoeba. And I don't know any happy amoebas.

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Undercover PETA agent infiltrates California cow community to investigate farmers' claim of their “happiness,” meets with farmers, reports “extreme happiness,” requests extended assignment.

FARMERS: "Yeah, she's been seen to."

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As much as I hate to admit it, the judge in this question has a point. As a former farmer, I have to point out: THEY ARE COWS. They walk around. They eat grass. They shit on the grass they are eating. When it gets hot, they walk into the pond they drink from and shit in that too while they stand in it. Then they walk around some more, eat some more grass, and take another shit. That's all there is in Missus Cow's busy day. If they have these options, they are pretty much happy.

That being said, just because a lawsuit has absolutely no merit, is based on an argument a six-year-old would question, and serves only to clutter up the legal system, that's no reason not to file it. FORWRD!

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Red Square wrote:Do those farmers include cannabis into the cows' rations? Do they provide free Viagra, lubricants, and contraceptives? Do they play psychedelic folk rock to their cows? Do their cows look like this?

If the answer is no, then the cows are not really happy. The farmers are denying them some basic things every progressive creature needs to be genuinely happy.
You are correct, Comrade Square - although, judging by that cow on the left (their right), it's possible that SOME dairy farmers are more progressive than others!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Yes... Well this Judge understands well that the ONLY Sacred Cows allowed in the USSA are out-moded a bloated Federal Programs!!!

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I am so upset I can hardly drink my vodka... but I did managed to paint in protest!
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Don't tell me. Now we need unionized cows.

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Yes. The Union of Daily Dairy Excretion Repositories. They could tie into the international Bovine Front by allying with the NGO Central Organizatiional Workgroup For Lactating Ovo-bovine* Persecution, but this would require approval from the Bureau of International Non-Government Organizations. But if BINGO says OK, then UDDER can join COWFLOP.


*Ovo-bovine is a word I just made up to describe a cow. It is not to be confused with Spermo-bovine, which refers to bulls.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:*Ovo-bovine is a word I just made up to describe a cow. It is not to be confused with Spermo-bovine, which refers to bulls.
You're on to something, comrade!

OVO-AMERICANS = Womyn = victims of the Republican War on Vaginas.

SPERMO-AMERICANS = white males (sociopathic rapists all)

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Possibly shorten those :

Ovo-Americans > OVAM

Spermo-Americans > SPAM

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Don't tell me. Now we need unionized cows.

I DENOUNCE HALLIBURTON!! YOUR ELITE JUDGE IS NO COW!!


oh, wait... you were talking about............... well, never mind......... CARRY ON!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Ivan Betinov wrote:Yes. The Union of Daily Dairy Excretion Repositories. They could tie into the international Bovine Front by allying with the NGO Central Organizatiional Workgroup For Lactating Ovo-bovine* Persecution, but this would require approval from the Bureau of International Non-Government Organizations. But if BINGO says OK, then UDDER can join COWFLOP.


*Ovo-bovine is a word I just made up to describe a cow. It is not to be confused with Spermo-bovine, which refers to bulls.

Yes... Indeed! They should join forces with the Baboons (and other primates) in South Africa (and elsewhere) who have likewise taken up ARMS to fight Speciism and Economic Injustice!

https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t1541.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 2ZxC0qVHio


 
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