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JUST BREAKING: Romney Prime Suspect In Big Bird's Demise!

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Comrades & proles and local riff raff:

I have just received the latest Daily Memo Update directly from the people's White House, in my top secret, undisclosed private email account, so you know it's authentic and verified.

Here is the proof beyond evidence, that Mitt Romney is directly involved with the sudden demise of Big Birdy. He is photoed at the scene and therefore guilty of the expiration and death of our dearly beloved Comrade Big Yellow Bird.

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I do not see the need for trail but simply a fast torture segment of waterboarding and execution by death for Mitt Romney. This is a tragedy of tragic proportions denying wee little children and immature adults the ability to enjoy the enjoyable Bird, is it not?!

Please send your required donation to keep funding the wealthy, Democrat controlled PBS to my personal private account and I will see that it is shipped directly to the White House to be redistribution to the appropriate persons at PBS.

[email protected]

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Dear Frau,

This is truly some most excellent investigative work! If this is what happened to Big Turd Bird -- just by the mere mentioning by Mittens™ to defund PBS -- I can't imagine the mayhem, death and destruction taking place at Planned Parenthood!

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Then the sick bastard brags about his kill.

I fear for the Children ™ !!


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I think it's obvious who made the rifle and, therefore, who pulled the trigger!!!


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Hello,I think that this is a powerful image. President zerO.

Couldn't upload. Scroll down here https://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/10/09/obama-battered-at-sf-stop/


Then the story of the ring, that has nothing to do with Moochelle https://www.barenakedislam.com/2012/10/10/you-know-that-gold-band-obama-always-wears-on-his-ring-finger/

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It seems this would be more appropriately placed here. More evidence.
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I am beyond shock and horrible... horrified that we have not just more accurate evidence of the Mitty murder but he is bragging of roasting by toasting! What outrageous celebratories! Shocking! Utterly shocking!

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Romney's trophy room .... [center][attachment=0]Trophyroom1.jpg[/attachment][/center][/b]

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In point of fact, Comrade Biden was intending to ride into the vice presidential debate on Thursday with Big Bird, but with the demise of the lovable yellow fowl the vice president had to find a substitute.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:[attachment=0]
In point of fact, Comrade Biden was intending to ride into the vice presidential debate on Thursday with Big Bird, but with the demise of the lovable yellow fowl the vice president had to find a substitute.

Comrade R.O.C.K., I can only have imaginings as to how distraught and discombobulated poor dear Comrade bin Biden must now be. His now deceased escort and comrade, now to be fried up and serve with hash browns. I have a tear.........

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I have a tear.........
Comrade Fraulein, I DO hope that you are not deflating!!

Oh - you said a "tear", not a "tear". What with the Big Balloon deflating you had me picturing you behind your bench (by the way, have you resigned your judgeship or are you just taking a break until you'll have more flexibility after November 6?) suddenly zooooming off of your chair and around and around the courtroom!

Whew.

So, did the bird taste like chicken?

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Comrade R.O.C.Ky, I am deflated in my expectations of dear Leader's performance ( and I am not referring to the matrimony sort!!) but I am inflating excitement over Joe bin Biden up and coming performance (and I am not referring to the matrimony sort!!)

y appearance is a reflection of dear Leaders evolving, revolving and involving -- but now I am getting a headache (and I am not referring to the matrimony sort!!!) from all the thinking and must locate a wee bit of vodka... aspirin.


 
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