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Just In From Laika: Gotham Villains Now Work For Us!

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The Riddler yucks it up with the Penguin about "Death Panel" proctology.

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A captured previous transmission from Laika Space Dog:

Laika the Space Dog wrote:With the success of The Joker, are we not being unfair to The Penguin and The Riddler?

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More intercepted transmissions:

Komissar Blogunov: Strange thought: I would feel better about the future of this country if the old Batman villains were in charge.

Red Rooster: I agree. They were kinder gentler villains. I think Jima Catta was the last one....

Commissarka Pinkie: Blogunov, I couldn't agree more. Ever seen the original Batman movie from the 1960's? The villains all got together and dehydrated the UN Security Council, effectively reducing them to dust. You must admit, the idea has merit.

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Too bad Mr. Freeze is cooling his heels in Cauli-fornea.

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Rahm Emmanuel, Chief Riddler of Staff...
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Image Rahm Emmanuel and his clever intellectual book collection.

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I understand all press conferences from the White House will now be seen from a 45 degree angle.

Slanted to The Left of course.
Way slanted.

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No Catwoman? No Poison Ivy?

C'mon, Comrades! Surely there must be a couple of hot Prog babes who could play those parts? Who you wish would play with your parts?

Don't you ever dream of Janeane, for instance, slinking through your bedroom window at night, curling up next to you? Don't you want to pet her till she purrs, or at least coughs up a hairball?

Or Michelle Obama, all dark and sleek, her claws raking over Barack's skin? What do you think those red stripes in the Obama O signify?

Help me out here, Mousey-Tongue. Which lady prog can scratch her paws in your litter box anytime she likes?

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There's still an open question of the true identity of Batman... Who is fighting those villains and against whom did they manage to turn the proles?

Judging by the anger and the vitriol, the main suspects are Rush and Glenn. If Batman could be female, she'd be Sarah. Could she be Robin?

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RedSquare, Who is John Galt?

I don't know, but in my crystal ball I see white house conferences of the future with Robert Gibbs addressing the press....

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Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary...
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The Joker speaks... And trashes the US Postal Service.





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Ivana Tinkle wrote:<img src="https://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090816/capt ... --"><P>The lady wears HOT pants. Jackie O? Tacky O !

Damn! Whada hell is dat! I mean jus whadda hell IS DAT!?! Do she go to McDonalds and ask for Special Sauce, no onions, hold the pickle, extra mayo, lightly toated buns?

She remind me of some a dis here from da hood...

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Jimmy Carter is a martyr, and habitat for humanity for apes and rats, but nothing rules like Michelle Obama and her new french jewels...

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I felt it was appropriate to post it on this topic as well.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:No Catwoman? No Poison Ivy?

C'mon, Comrades! Surely there must be a couple of hot Prog babes who could play those parts? Who you wish would play with your parts?

Don't you ever dream of Janeane, for instance, slinking through your bedroom window at night, curling up next to you? Don't you want to pet her till she purrs, or at least coughs up a hairball?


Commissarka! Please to not kloud my perfektly assimilated mind with such bourgeois notions of sexy sexy hot Prog babes like Janeane, tyingk me to bed and usingk her socialistikaly perfect sarkastic humor to torture me like I once dreamed she did one night when...

oopsie...



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Red Rooster wrote:RedSquare, Who is John Galt?

Not 'who', Komrade. Where...

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Kathleen Sebelius makes a good Poison Ivy.

Superkommissar M, shouldn't she have a cannabis leaf belt buckle instead? That, and she should be called "Mary Jane."

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Kathleen Sebelius makes a good Poison Ivy.

I was thinking Comrade Peloski, have you seen pictures of her when she was younger and poisonous?

I do see your point though. The Doctor does have a very good point as well. I smoked some Sebelius in Jamaica once, bitchin' stuff!

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Hmmm... I thought that 'sebelius' was a new form of African hemorrhagic fever.

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Well, it is, but you know back in the day we got that funky African stuff back in Jamaica. Laced with the FEVER!!!!

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Red Rooster wrote:RedSquare, Who is John Galt?

Not 'who', Komrade. Where...

In your pocket comrade, in your pocket.

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"Sebelius" is actually a more deadly form of "Carter Malaise".

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My Hero

A glorious example of how all politicians should conduct themselves.

Learn from this man people.

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Which Batman Villain are You?

On the theory that insight can be teased from any randommeaningless thing in the world, I think the villains in Batman areuseful objects of self reflection. What separates Batman from his archnemesi are how they dealt with the tragic events in their life. Batmanon the loss of his parents eventually chose the harder path, becoming afighter of evil and protector of lost souls. Batman's villains chosethe easier path when faced with tragedy.

In a way each Batman villain symbolizes a different path forrunning away from fear and pain. So when we reflect on Batman'svillains we are also exploring how we may let situations dictate who webecome rather than making our own conscious choice of who we become.

Scarecrow - The Sadist

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Operating from a position of trust and power as psychologist, theScarecrow enjoys seeing people's mind snap. Abuses trust and uses fearto get what they want without concern about the consequences.

The Riddler - The Narcissist

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Yearning to be caught, the ever calm and cool Riddler's obsessionto be recognized as cleverer than everyone else was so strong he leftself-incriminating clues that lead to his eventual fall.

Penguin - The Materialist.

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Penguin tries to fill the hole in his soul with money and things.The hole was created by the bullying he endured as a child. Tauntedmercilessly by his classmates because of his beak-like nose, bulbousbelly, and ever present umbrella (his mom didn't want him catching acold), the hole grew bigger and bigger. He thought wealth and powercould fill the hole, but it never does.

Joker - Chaos

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The Joker is an agent of randomness and chaos. In any interactionhe could be a harmless clown or a soulless killer, yet we never knowwhat motivates him. Money will not buy him. He can not be bargainedwith. He will not compromise. In that he is like Batman's evil mirrorimage, but with a sense of humor.

Catwoman - The Evil Twin
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Batman and Catwoman have much in common. The both enjoy the Furrylifestyle and from a conventional perspective have questionable morals,but are basically decent and do good. The difference is Batman has aline he will not cross, and Catwoman does not. Catwoman is a version ofBatman without the rigid self imposed control. She is corruptible, notafraid to commit crimes, and loves the thrill for the sake ofthrills. And that's why they can never be together.

Two-Face - The Extremist

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Harvey Dent was an abused and schizophrenic child who hid hismadness in fanatic devotion to law and order. After an injury deformedhis face his madness flipped to a life of crime instead of the law. Itwas his madness, his unexamined extremism which was his essentialcharacter,not good or evil.


Batman's fight is our fight. He constantly struggles to keep Gothamsafe from people who simply gave up and gave in. We also constantlyfight the Gotham of our mind against letting fear and pain turn us awayfrom our better natures. Batman may be a silly comic book, but there'sa lot to learn from Batman too.


SOURCE: http://radio.weblogs.com/0103955/

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The finest Jimmy Earl plea since the killer rabbit

Red Square wrote:The Joker speaks... And trashes the US Postal Service.


Komrade:

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Sebelius as poison ivy? Poison Ivy is too weak of a villainess to be Sebelius. Believe me, I live in Kansas and life sucked when she was governor.

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Who might you suggest new Kansas Komrade?



 
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